Are you proud to be a golfer? Well it’s time to stand proud, you noble swingers of golf clubs and losers of golf balls. A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol […]
The Best Collection Of Golf Jokes
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If you are looking for Golf Jokes, this is a collection of more than 70 of the best Golf Jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.
Golf is a popular sport and is played by people from all walks of life, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.
Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen. Even Priests and Nuns play golf and his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories. Whether they actually play gold I don’t know, but they do provide material for some really funny Golf Jokes.
Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them and the rest are probably just fairy stories.
Golf Jokes - Mike is playing a round of golf, and at the seventh tee, he slices his shot deep into a wooded ravine.
Paddy came home after his regular Saturday golf game, and his wife asked why he doesn't include Sean O'Connor in the games anymore.
Toward the end of his game of golf, round about about halfway along the 17th fairway, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods, as you do sometimes. After a lot of searching, he finally found his ball, right in the middle of a patch of pretty yellow […]