Funny Golf Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/wkulicki/4010582747If you are looking for Golf Jokes, this is a collection of more than 70 of the best Golf Jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.

Golf is a popular sport and is played by people from all walks of life, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.

Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen. Even Priests and Nuns play golf and his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories. Whether they actually play gold I don’t know, but they do provide material for some really funny Golf Jokes.

Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them and the rest are probably just fairy stories.

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The Lost City

For many months a team of archaeologists had been toiling deep in the Amazon jungle, clearing creepers and rampant choking undergrowth, from faint traces of a Lost City, slowly but […]

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Green Golf Balls

Ted and Alex were approaching the first tee as they started their weekly game of golf. Alex reached into his golf bag to get a ball and said to his […]

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The Sixth Fairway

Fred was playing a round of golf and ready to hit his ball off the sixth tee. Now the sixth hole needed quite a bit of skill, because the fairway […]

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My Wife Left Me For My Golfing Partner

“I just can’t believe it”, Bernie sobbed over the phone to his best friend Mike. “My wife left me for my golfing partner”. “Get a hold of yourself, Bernie”, Mike […]

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Golfing Holiday In The Algarve

Two couples who loved to play golf went on a golfing holiday together to the Algarve in Portugal. One morning, the two husbands went out to play a round of […]

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The Perfect Shot

Anyone who plays golf knows what it means to make the perfect shot. To hit the ball off the tee, striaght down the fairway and onto the green, going the […]

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A Round Of Golf

Four men were playing a round of golf one day at their local golf club. Three of them headed off to the first tee, while the fourth man went into […]

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The Golf Club Championship Game

This is a classic example of why couples should not play golf together, especially when it’s a champonship game or any other important match… An elderly couple are playing together […]

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Private Golf Lessons

A newly married young couple love to play golf together. Neither of them have been playing like they want to lately. So they decide that it might be an idea […]

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Playing Golf With The Pope

This is a story that goes back a few years, to when the Pope met with his Cardinals in the Vatican to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader […]

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Golfers And Mother Nature

Isn’t it funny how Mother Nature can play havoc when we are playing sports, and with balls soaring high into the air, golf is just one of those games where […]

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The Office

I had a call from my boss this afternoon, he asked me if everything was ok at the office. “Yes, everything is under control”, I said to him. “It’s been […]