Jokes in category:  Golf Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/wkulicki/4010582747This is a collection of more than 40 funny golf jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.

Golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.

Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen, and even Priests and Nuns play golf. Even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.

Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.

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The Lost City

For many months the archaeologists had been toiling deep in the Amazon jungle, clearing creepers, and rampant choking undergrowth, from faint traces of a Lost City. Their excitement mounted, as the place’s extraordinary purpose became evident. Broad winding avenues of giant flagstones had deep, narrow perfectly circular holes every few […]

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Green Golf Balls

Ted and Alex were approaching the first tee as they started their weekly game of golf. Alex goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, “Hey, why don’t you try this ball.” He draws a green golf ball out of his bag and says […]

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The Sixth Fairway

Fred was playing off the sixth tee. The fairway of the sixth needed some skill, because it ran alongside the road. But Fred sliced the ball badly, and it disappeared over the hedge bordering the road. So he put another ball down and took the penalty. Fred carries on, and […]

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The Perfect Shot

A man stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. He was looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed, and it was driving his partner absolutely nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking you so long? Just hit the blasted ball.” […]

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A Round Of Golf

Four men were playing a round of golf one day at their local golf club. Three of them headed off to the first tee, while the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the pre-game drinks bill. The three men started talking, and as men so often do, […]