Jokes in category:  Golf Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/wkulicki/4010582747This is a collection of more than 40 funny golf jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.

Golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.

Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen, and even Priests and Nuns play golf. Even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.

Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.

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Cow Tail

Two couples were on the golf course and were playing the last hole. When the last golfer drove off the tee, he hooked the shot, and the ball flew off sideways into a field of cows. He advised his friends to play through, and said that he would meet them […]

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Lamaze Class

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of their pregnancy. The instructor announced to the […]

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A Hole Behind

A man went to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at his motel, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting, and so he got the directions for a nearby golf course from the clerk. While he […]

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Golf Hazards – Trees

This is a short poem about one of the biggest hazards on a golf course, trees! All too often you line up to take your shot, and the ball mysteriously aims itself at the nearest tree, bounces off and ends up somewhere in the rough. I don’t know who wrote […]

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The Scotsman’s Caddie

One day, a scotsman decided that he would go out and play a round of golf. After standing a while on the green, he asked a boy standing beside him: “Would you be my caddie for today?” “Yes sir”, answered the boy. “You are good in finding lost balls?”, the […]