Jokes in category:  Golf Jokes

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The game of golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people. It naturally lends itself to a wealth of funny jokes and stories.

Everyone seems to play golf, from the wealthiest of men, to those who lead more ordinary lives.  Priest and even Nuns play golf, and even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.

Some of the stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.

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The Funeral Procession

Mike was a keen golfer. He was teeing up for a very difficult shot, when at that moment a funeral procession went by. Mike stopped, stood still with his hat over his heart, and bowed his head in respect. His golfing partner looked at him and said, “Mike, that was […]

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Cow Tail

Two couples were on the golf course and were playing the last hole. When the last golfer drove off the tee, he hooked the shot, and the ball flew off sideways into a field of cows. He advised his friends to play through, and said that he would meet them […]

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Lamaze Class

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of their pregnancy. The instructor announced to the […]