Funny Golf Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/wkulicki/4010582747If you are looking for Golf Jokes, this is a collection of more than 70 of the best Golf Jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.

Golf is a popular sport and is played by people from all walks of life, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.

Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen. Even Priests and Nuns play golf and his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories. Whether they actually play gold I don’t know, but they do provide material for some really funny Golf Jokes.

Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them and the rest are probably just fairy stories.

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The Novice Golfer

The novice golfer hit a wicked slice off the tee at the first hole. It shot up in the air, ricocheted through the trees and onto the next fairway, narrowly […]

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Best Friends

Two old men who were in their 80’s had been best friends for many years and had played golf together for most of their lives. When it was clear that […]

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A Fall At The Golf Shop

A friend of mine wasn’t paying attention at the golf shop this morning, which led to him tripping up and falling into a display of golf clubs. I guess that’s […]

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Old Men Playing Golf

A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, […]

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80 Year Old Italian Man

An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in […]

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Another Caddie

A man goes to his golf club to play a round of golf and finding that his regular caddie isn’t going to be working that day, he decides to hire […]

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Harold’s New Golf Shoes

Harold was still quite sprightly at 85 years old and he had always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes, like his favorite golfing hero Freddie Couples used to […]

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The Masters

A man had been fortunate enough to acquire two tickets to go to the Masters in Augusta, Georgia. As he sat down, another man came along and asked if anyone […]

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My Wife And Mistress

Two golfers had been frustrated for some time about the snail like progress of two women, who were originally some holes ahead of them, but were now just in front […]

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A Golfer’s Confession

One day, while out on the golf course playing a round of golf with his wife, the husband said, “Honey, I have a confession to make. It’s been on my […]

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Big Golf Game

Three businessmen had a big golf game with a client in Arizona. They were running late for the meeting, and as luck would have it their car broke down. Fortunately, […]

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Only One Golf Ball

Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner only had one golf ball with him. “Don’t you have at least one other ball?”, […]