The novice golfer hit a wicked slice off the tee at the first hole. It shot up in the air, ricocheted through the trees and onto the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer. When he got to his ball, the novice was greeted by the angry golfer, who let him […]
The Best Collection Of Golf Jokes
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If you are looking for Golf Jokes, this is a collection of more than 70 of the best Golf Jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.
Golf is a popular sport and is played by people from all walks of life, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.
Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen. Even Priests and Nuns play golf and his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories. Whether they actually play gold I don’t know, but they do provide material for some really funny Golf Jokes.
Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them and the rest are probably just fairy stories.
Two old men who were in their 80’s had been best friends for many years and had played golf together for most of their lives. When it was clear that Charlie was dying, Daniel went to visit his best friend every day in the old folks home where they both […]
A friend of mine wasn’t paying attention at the golf shop this morning, which led to him tripping up and falling into a display of golf clubs. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t pay attention to where you are walking, I know, we all do it don’t we. […]
A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]
An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in and asked him, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” The man replied, “I’m Italian and I play […]
A man goes to his golf club to play a round of golf and finding that his regular caddie isn’t going to be working that day, he decides to hire another caddie. The day goes along pretty well and the new caddie seems quite knowledgeable about the course. Upon arriving […]
Harold was still quite sprightly at 85 years old and he had always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes, like his favorite golfing hero Freddie Couples used to wear. Having seen some on sale after his weekly round of golf, he bought them and he was so delighted […]
A man had been fortunate enough to acquire two tickets to go to the Masters in Augusta, Georgia. As he sat down, another man came along and asked if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him. “No”, he said, “it’s empty”. “That’s incredible!” the man said, “who in […]
Two golfers had been frustrated for some time about the snail like progress of two women, who were originally some holes ahead of them, but were now just in front of them on the ninth fairway. I’ll go and ask if we can go through”, Bob said to Harry. Well, […]
One day, while out on the golf course playing a round of golf with his wife, the husband said, “Honey, I have a confession to make. It’s been on my mind for a while now to be honest with you. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant […]
Three businessmen had a big golf game with a client in Arizona. They were running late for the meeting, and as luck would have it their car broke down. Fortunately, they found a repair garage nearby, but having looked at the car, the mechanic told them it would take four […]
Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner only had one golf ball with him. “Don’t you have at least one other ball?”, the fellow asked. “Nope, I only need one ball”, his partner replied. “Are you sure? What happens if you lose […]