Jokes in category:  Golf Jokes

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Golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.

Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen, and even Priests and Nuns play golf. Even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.

Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.

Bad Day At The Golf Course

Donald was having a really bad day on the golf course. It seemed lately that he was having more and more of those days, often coinciding with when he was off playing golf rather than doing what he should have been doing, working… On this particular day, right around the […]

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Golf Report

A recent report found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another report found that golfers drink on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud. I almost feel like a […]

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Overturned Golf Cart

A golfer was being rather careless one day and accidentally overturned his golf cart. A rather gorgeous woman who lived in a villa along the fairway on the golf course heard the crash, and she came running over to see if everything was alright. She yelled over to him, “Hey, […]