This is a collection of more than 60 of the best Golf Jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.
Here is a great collection of quips about playing a round of golf. If you are an experienced golfer, you will almost certainly relate to a few of these, if not most or even all of them. Golf is like that, a game of skill that very often turns into […]
The Best Collection Of Golf Jokes
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This is a collection of more than 60 of the best Golf Jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.
Golf is a popular sport and is played by people from all walks of life, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.
Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen, and even Priests and Nuns play golf. Even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.
Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.
A man and his friend met at the clubhouse and decided to play a round of golf together. The man had a small dog with him and on the first green, when the man took a 20 foot putt and the ball dropped into the hole, the little dog started […]
A man and his wife walked into the dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist, “Please Doctor, I’m in a big hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic, just pull the tooth and be […]
A man was playing a round of golf and was standing in the middle of the fairway, about 140 yards out from the hole, debating what club to use from that position, when suddenly he heard a frog whisper from the rough, “Use an 8-iron”. The golfer, who was deep […]
Father O’Donnell woke up Sunday morning to find that the weather was absolutely perfect for a round of golf. He mulled this over in his head for some time, since it was Sunday and he was due to deliver the Mass. But the weather was just perfect for playing golf […]
A novice golfer hit a wicked slice off the tee. It shot up in the air, ricocheted through the trees and onto the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer. When he got to his ball, the novice was greeted by the angry golfer, who let him know that he had […]
Two old men who were in their 80’s had been best friends and had played golf together for most of their lives. When it was clear that Charlie was dying, Daniel went to visit his best friend every day. One day, Daniel said, “Charlie, we both loved playing golf all […]
A friend of mine wasn’t paying attention at the golf shop this morning, which led to him tripping up and falling into a display of golf clubs. I guess that’s what happens when you don’t pay attention to where you are walking, I know, we all do it don’t we. […]
A couple of old men were playing golf at their Country Club in South Florida, when one of them mentioned that he was going to go to see “Dr. Yankem”, a well known local dentist, in the morning to get a new set of dentures. His elderly friend remarked that […]
An 80 year old Italian man from New York went to the doctor for a physical examination. The doctor was absolutely amazed at what good shape the man was in and asked him, “How do you stay in such great physical condition?” The man replied, “I’m Italian and I play […]
