The Best Collection Of Golf Jokes

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Golf is a popular sport and is played by people from all walks of life, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.

Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen, and even Priests and Nuns play golf. Even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.

Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.

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The Novice Golfer

A novice golfer hit a wicked slice off the tee. It shot up in the air, ricocheted through the trees and onto the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer. When he got to his ball, the novice was greeted by the angry golfer, who let him know that he had […]

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Another Caddie

A man goes to his golf club to play a round of golf and finding that his regular caddie isn’t going to be working that day, he decides to hire another caddie. The day goes along pretty well and the new caddie seems quite knowledgeable about the course. Upon arriving […]

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Harold’s New Golf Shoes

Harold was still quite sprightly at 85 years old and he had always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes, like his favorite golfing hero Freddie Couples used to wear. Having seen some on sale after his weekly round of golf, he bought them and he was so delighted […]

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