Jokes in category:  Golf Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/wkulicki/4010582747This is a collection of more than 50 of the best golf jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.

Golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.

Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen, and even Priests and Nuns play golf. Even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.

Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.

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Big Golf Game

Three businessmen had a big golf game with a client in Arizona. They were running late for the meeting, and as luck would have it their car broke down. Fortunately, they found a repair garage nearby, but having looked at the car, the mechanic told them it would take four […]

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Only One Golf Ball

Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner only had one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other ball?”, the fellow asked. “Nope, I only need one ball”, his partner replied. “Are you sure? What happens if you lose that one?” […]

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Ten Minutes Late

Three golfers, Andy, Tim, and Trevor, are looking for a fourth person to play a round of golf with them. Andy mentions that his friend George is a pretty good golfer, so they decide to invite him for the following Saturday. “Sure, I’d love to play”, George says when asked, […]

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The Determined Lady Golfer

The lady golfer was determined to finish her round of golf, even though she was not a very proficient player and struggling to hit the ball. At each swipe she made at the ball with the club, bits of grass and soil end up flying off in all directions. “Gracious […]

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Golfers Wives

Have you ever thought what it must be like to be a golfers wife? Well, two women were chatting one day and the subject turned to their husbands and their love of playing golf. Jane: “I just don’t understand the attraction golf has for men”. Sarah: “Tell me about it! […]

Bad Day At The Golf Course

Donald was having a really bad day on the golf course. It seemed lately that he was having more and more of those days, often coinciding with when he was off playing golf rather than doing what he should have been doing, working… On this particular day, right around the […]

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Golf Report

A recent report found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another report found that golfers drink on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud. I almost feel like a […]

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Overturned Golf Cart

A golfer was being rather careless one day and accidentally overturned his golf cart. A rather gorgeous woman who lived in a villa along the fairway on the golf course heard the crash, and she came running over to see if everything was alright. She yelled over to him, “Hey, […]