The Pope met with his Cardinals in the Vatican to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness”, said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit that is shared by the […]
Jokes in category: Golf
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Isn’t it funny how Mother Nature can play havoc when we are playing sports, and with balls soaring high into the air, golf is just one of those games where “she” loves to mess with us. Two friends went out golfing one day and their tee shots were horrible. When […]
I came home from playing golf one day, only to find that my wife had left a note on the fridge. The note read: “It’s not working! I can’t take it anymore! I’ve gone to stay with my Mother.” So I did what any man would do in that situation… […]
I had a call from my boss this afternoon. He asked if everything was ok at the office. “Yes, everything is under control”, I said to him. “It’s been a very busy day, I haven’t stopped for a minute.” “Can you do me a favor?” he asked. I said, “Of […]
Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of golf balls. A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. This means that on average, golfers get about 41 miles […]
Golf Jokes – Mike is playing a round of golf, and at the seventh tee, he slices his shot deep into a wooded ravine.
Paddy came home after his regular Saturday golf game, and his wife asked why he doesn’t include Sean O’Connor in the games anymore.
The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, […]