Two old men were talking about golf. One was a keen player, and the other knew absolutely nothing about the game, despite his having lived for many years. Talking golf with the uninformed can lead to some surprising mis-interpretations, as you will see in this golf story. Fed up with […]
Jokes in category: Golf Jokes
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You can find the best collection of funny golf jokes here on The Laughline.
The game of golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people. It naturally lends itself to a wealth of funny jokes and stories.
Everyone seems to play golf, from the wealthiest of men, to those who lead more ordinary lives. Priest and even Nuns play golf, and even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.
Some of the stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.
To see a naked woman on the golf course. To some people it would be a dream come true, but to those whose mind is set on the game of golf itself, it would purely be a distraction. One day, a really keen golfer was all ready to tee off […]
Mike was a keen golfer. He was teeing up for a very difficult shot, when at that moment a funeral procession went by. Mike stopped, stood still with his hat over his heart, and bowed his head in respect. His golfing partner looked at him and said, “Mike, that was […]
A nun was in confession with her Mother Superior and they were discussing swearing and bad language. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it”, the nun said. “When did you use this awful language?” asks the Mother Superior. The nun replied, “Well, I was […]
Two couples were on the golf course and were playing the last hole. When the last golfer drove off the tee, he hooked the shot, and the ball flew off sideways into a field of cows. He advised his friends to play through, and said that he would meet them […]
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of their pregnancy. The instructor announced to the […]
A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing, and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball, and saw an opening between two trees that he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3 wood, he took another mighty […]
It was her wedding day, and the bride walked slowly down the aisle. When she reached the altar, the groom was standing there, with his golf bag and clubs at his side. She said: “What are your golf clubs doing here?” He looked her right in the eye and said, […]
A man went to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at his motel, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting, and so he got the directions for a nearby golf course from the clerk. While he […]
This is a short poem about one of the biggest hazards on a golf course, trees! All too often you line up to take your shot, and the ball mysteriously aims itself at the nearest tree, bounces off and ends up somewhere in the rough. I don’t know who wrote […]