Three golfers, Andy, Tim, and Trevor, are looking for a fourth person to play a round of golf with them. Andy mentions that his friend George is a pretty good golfer, so they decide to invite him for the following Saturday. “Sure, I’d love to play”, George says when asked, […]
Jokes in category: Golf Jokes
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This is a collection of more than 50 of the best golf jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.
Golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.
Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen, and even Priests and Nuns play golf. Even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.
Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.
The lady golfer was determined to finish her round of golf, even though she was not a very proficient player and struggling to hit the ball. At each swipe she made at the ball with the club, bits of grass and soil end up flying off in all directions. “Gracious […]
Have you ever thought what it must be like to be a golfers wife? Well, two women were chatting one day and the subject turned to their husbands and their love of playing golf. Jane: “I just don’t understand the attraction golf has for men”. Sarah: “Tell me about it! […]
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and their wives are playing a round of golf on a windy day. The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee, and as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals that she isn’t wearing […]
A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples alternate shot Tournament at his local golf club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and hit a tremendous shot, the ball flying 300 yards straight down the middle of the fairway. When they reached the ball, the […]
Donald was having a really bad day on the golf course. It seemed lately that he was having more and more of those days, often coinciding with when he was off playing golf rather than doing what he should have been doing, working… On this particular day, right around the […]
A recent report found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another report found that golfers drink on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud. I almost feel like a […]
A golfer was being rather careless one day and accidentally overturned his golf cart. A rather gorgeous woman who lived in a villa along the fairway on the golf course heard the crash, and she came running over to see if everything was alright. She yelled over to him, “Hey, […]
Aleksander and Tarben are standing on the 18th tee at their Polish Country Club. They are the final pair in the Polish Country Club Golf Championship and are tied for the lead. The 18th hole is a beautiful par four, with a deep valley which descends down to a dogleg […]
An 80 year old man moved to a new town and decided to join the local Country Club as he had always enjoyed a game of golf. He went to the Country Club for the first time to play a round of golf, but was told that everyone scheduled to […]
