A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive golf course in Florida, where the fairways were lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey,be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it’ll cost us a fortune to repair”. Of […]
Jokes in category: Golf Jokes
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You can find the best collection of funny golf jokes here on The Laughline.
The game of golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people. It naturally lends itself to a wealth of funny jokes and stories.
Everyone seems to play golf, from the wealthiest of men, to those who lead more ordinary lives. Priest and even Nuns play golf, and even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.
Some of the stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession with him. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was shining, no clouds in the sky, and the […]
It’s not easy for a man to get his own way, especially if his wife likes him to do things her way, but sometimes with a bit of smart thinking, a man can get his way without it costing him a small fortune. This short story is a good example… […]
Is golf so important to you, would you be willing to give up your sex life if it helped you to play golf better? You may think that this is a strange question to ask, but here is a story that features such a situation. A keen golfer is playing […]
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde woman. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging trouser pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, […]
Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: “How is the singing career going?” Stevie Wonder replies: “Not too bad! How’s the golf?” Woods replies: “Not too bad, I’ve had some problems with my swing, and I have been off form for a […]
Have you ever stopped to wonder what the topic of conversation might be if a group of clergymen from different religions discussed their religions over a game of golf. Well, a priest, a minister and rabbi got together every Wednesday to play a round of golf, and as usual by […]
“How was your golf game, dear?” Tracy asked her husband Jack who was seventy five years old. “Well, I was hitting the ball pretty well, but my eyesight has got so bad lately that I couldn’t see where the ball went”. “Well, you are seventy five years old, Jack!” his […]
One day, Father Murphy was out playing golf with one of his parishioners. On the first hole, when he hit the ball, he sliced it into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter “Hoover!” under his breath. On the second hole, Father Murphy’s ball went straight into a water hazard. […]
Once upon a time there was a golfer, who was well known for his bad temper, being a bad loser and for throwing childish tantrums on the golf course, especially if he had a bad game and his attempts at cheating failed. One day, prior to a game, he walked […]
