So this man staggered into the hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor examined him and not having seen anything like this before, he asked the man what happened. “Well, it was like this”, the man said. “I was […]
The Best Collection Of Golf Jokes
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If you are looking for Golf Jokes, this is a collection of more than 70 of the best Golf Jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.
Golf is a popular sport and is played by people from all walks of life, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.
Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen. Even Priests and Nuns play golf and his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories. Whether they actually play gold I don’t know, but they do provide material for some really funny Golf Jokes.
Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them and the rest are probably just fairy stories.
Two women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. At the fifth hole, the first woman teed off and watched in horror as the ball went in a different direction to what she intended and headed directly toward a foursome of men who were playing the next hole. The woman […]
A priest decided to play a round of golf one Sunday, after he had given the mass. He was standing halfway down the first fairway, waiting to take his second shot, when he heard someone call out “FORE!”. Well the next thing you know, a ball slammed into the priest’s […]
One of the most frustrating jobs in the world might be manning the phones in the clubhouse at a public golf course. There are two kinds of people in the world. First there are those who play golf and understand the game, then second there are those who think that […]
This is a story about old men and golf that was emailed to me by an old golfing friend some years ago. If you are of a certain age and if you are from Florida or have played golf there, Florida being the “Snowbird zone” where wealthy people spend their […]
One afternoon, Ian found a ransom note slipped under his front door. The ransom note read: “Bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of your country club tomorrow at 11am tomorrow if you ever want to see your wife alive again”. So, not wanting anything bad to happen to his wife, […]
One evening, a few weeks after their honeymoon, Tim was sorting out his golfing equipment, ready for the golfing season to start. He had dug his clubs out of the garage and was busy cleaning them and re-arranging his golf bag, eagerly looking forward to meeting up with his golfing […]
Here is a great collection of quips about playing a round of golf. If you are an experienced golfer, you will almost certainly relate to a few of these, if not most or even all of them. Golf is just like this, a game of skill that very often turns […]
A man and his friend met at the clubhouse and decided to play a round of golf together. The man had a small dog with him and on the first green, when the man took a 20 foot putt and the ball dropped into the hole, the little dog started […]
A man and his wife walked into the dentist’s office. The man said to the dentist, “Please Doctor, I’m in a big hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic, just pull the tooth and be […]
If you are in the mood for a truly terrible golf joke, we have one here for you. This is a story about the man and the frog. We hope you enjoy it and yes of course, please do share our jokes pages to help someone else laugh – or […]
Father O’Donnell woke up Sunday morning to find that the weather was absolutely perfect for a round of golf and he desperately relished the thought of just being out there on the golf course. He mulled this over in his head for some time, since it was a Sunday and […]