Jokes in category:  Golf Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/wkulicki/4010582747This is a collection of more than 40 funny golf jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.

Golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.

Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen, and even Priests and Nuns play golf. Even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.

Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.

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Golf Report

A recent report found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another report found that golfers drink on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud. I almost feel like a […]

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Overturned Golf Cart

A golfer was being rather careless one day and accidentally overturned his golf cart. A rather gorgeous woman who lived in a villa along the fairway on the golf course heard the crash, and she came running over to see if everything was alright. She yelled over to him, “Hey, […]

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Smart Thinking

It’s not easy for a man to get his own way, especially if his wife likes him to do things her way, but sometimes with a bit of smart thinking, a man can get his way without it costing him a small fortune. This short story is a good example… […]