Jokes in category:  Golf Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/wkulicki/4010582747The game of golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people. It naturally lends itself to a wealth of funny jokes and stories.

Everyone seems to play golf, from the wealthiest of men, to those who lead more ordinary lives.  Priest and even Nuns play golf, and even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.

Some of the stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.

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The Lost City

For many months the archaeologists had been toiling deep in the Amazon jungle, clearing creepers, and rampant choking undergrowth, from faint traces of a Lost City. Their excitement mounted, as the place’s extraordinary purpose became evident. Broad winding avenues of giant flagstones had deep, narrow perfectly circular holes every few […]

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The Perfect Shot

A man stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. He was looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed, and it was driving his partner absolutely nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking you so long? Just hit the blasted ball.” […]