A recent report found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another report found that golfers drink on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud. I almost feel like a […]
Jokes in category: Golf Jokes
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This is a collection of more than 40 funny golf jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.
Golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.
Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen, and even Priests and Nuns play golf. Even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.
Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.
A golfer was being rather careless one day and accidentally overturned his golf cart. A rather gorgeous woman who lived in a villa along the fairway on the golf course heard the crash, and she came running over to see if everything was alright. She yelled over to him, “Hey, […]
Aleksander and Tarben are standing on the 18th tee at their Polish Country Club. They are the final pair in the Polish Country Club Golf Championship and are tied for the lead. The 18th hole is a beautiful par four, with a deep valley which descends down to a dogleg […]
An 80 year old man moved to a new town and decided to join the local Country Club as he had always enjoyed a game of golf. He went to the Country Club for the first time to play a round of golf, but was told that everyone scheduled to […]
An arrogant businessman had already had a bad day when he started his round of golf and soon turned into an arrogant and bad tempered golfer. After hitting his tee shot deep into the woods, the arrogant golfer turned to his caddie. “Did you see where that golf ball went?” […]
Police are called to an apartment in Florida and inside they find a woman who is holding a bloody 5 iron, standing over the body of a lifeless man. The detective asks her, “Ma’am, is that your husband?” “Yes” says the woman. “Did you hit him with that golf club?” […]
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive golf course in Florida, where the fairways were lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey,be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows it’ll cost us a fortune to repair”. Of […]
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession with him. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was shining, no clouds in the sky, and the […]
It’s not easy for a man to get his own way, especially if his wife likes him to do things her way, but sometimes with a bit of smart thinking, a man can get his way without it costing him a small fortune. This short story is a good example… […]
Is golf so important to you, would you be willing to give up your sex life if it helped you to play golf better? You may think that this is a strange question to ask, but here is a story that features such a situation. A keen golfer is playing […]
