This is a collection of more than 50 of the best golf jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.
A man goes to his golf club to play a round of golf and finding that his regular caddie isn’t going to be working that day, he decides to hire another caddie. The day goes along pretty well and the new caddie seems quite knowledgeable about the course. Upon arriving […]
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This is a collection of more than 50 of the best golf jokes and funny stories about the game of golf.
Golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people, lending itself to a myriad of funny golf jokes and stories.
Everyone seems to play golf, from Politicians to Businessmen, and even Priests and Nuns play golf. Even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.
Some of the golf stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.
Harold was still quite sprightly at 85 years old and he had always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes, like his favorite golfing hero Freddie Couples used to wear. Having seen some on sale after his weekly round of golf, he bought them and he was so delighted […]
A man had been fortunate enough to acquire two tickets to go to the Masters in Augusta, Georgia. As he sat down, another man came along and asked if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him. “No”, he said, “it’s empty”. “That’s incredible!” the man said, “who in […]
Two golfers had been concerned for some time at the snail like progress of two women, who were originally some holes ahead of them, but were now just in front of them on the ninth fairway. I’ll go and ask if we can go through”, said Bob to Harry. Bob […]
One day, while out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Honey, I have a confession to make. Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me”. His wife was hurt but said, “Dearest, those days are longgone. What […]
Three businessmen had a big golf game with a client in Arizona. They were running late for the meeting, and as luck would have it their car broke down. Fortunately, they found a repair garage nearby, but having looked at the car, the mechanic told them it would take four […]
Two golfing friends were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner only had one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other ball?”, the fellow asked. “Nope, I only need one ball”, his partner replied. “Are you sure? What happens if you lose that one?” […]
Three golfers, Andy, Tim, and Trevor, are looking for a fourth person to play a round of golf with them. Andy mentions that his friend George is a pretty good golfer, so they decide to invite him for the following Saturday. “Sure, I’d love to play”, George says when asked, […]
The lady golfer was determined to finish her round of golf, even though she was not a very proficient player and struggling to hit the ball. At each swipe she made at the ball with the club, bits of grass and soil end up flying off in all directions. “Gracious […]
Have you ever thought what it must be like to be a golfers wife? Well, two women were chatting one day and the subject turned to their husbands and their love of playing golf. Jane: “I just don’t understand the attraction golf has for men”. Sarah: “Tell me about it! […]
