A husband and wife were playing golf together, when the man’s wife was severely stung by a bee. The wife was streaming in agony, so her husband ran quickly back to the clubhouse, to look for a doctor. “Come quickly!” he said. “my wife’s been stung by a bee.” “Where […]
Jokes in category: Golf Jokes
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The game of golf is so popular and is played by all kinds of people. It naturally lends itself to a wealth of funny jokes and stories.
Everyone seems to play golf, from the wealthiest of men, to those who lead more ordinary lives. Priest and even Nuns play golf, and even his holiness the Pope features in a number of golf stories.
Some of the stories you find here are true. Others just might have some truth in them, and the rest are probably just fairy stories.
Golf was a total mystery to Bob’s wife. She never could understand why Bob insisted on tiring himself by walking so far every time he played. So, one day she went with him, to see for herself what the game was about. For six holes she tramped after him. From […]
One day, a scotsman decided that he would go out and play a round of golf. After standing a while on the green, he asked a boy standing beside him: “Would you be my caddie for today?” “Yes sir”, answered the boy. “You are good in finding lost balls?”, the […]
For many months the archaeologists had been toiling deep in the Amazon jungle, clearing creepers, and rampant choking undergrowth, from faint traces of a Lost City. Their excitement mounted, as the place’s extraordinary purpose became evident. Broad winding avenues of giant flagstones had deep, narrow perfectly circular holes every few […]
Ted and Alex were approaching the first tee as they started their weekly game of golf. Alex goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, “Hey, why don’t you try this ball.” He draws a green golf ball out of his bag and says […]
Fred was playing off the sixth tee. The fairway of the sixth needed some skill, because it ran alongside the road. But Fred sliced the ball badly, and it disappeared over the hedge bordering the road. So he put another ball down and took the penalty. Fred carries on, and […]
“I can’t believe it,” Bernie sobbed over the phone to his best friend Mike. “My wife left me for my golfing partner.” “Get a hold of yourself, man,” said Mike. “There are plenty of other women out there.” “Who’s talking about her?” said Bernie. “He was the only guy that […]
Two couples went on a golfing holiday together to the Algarve in Portugal. One day, the two men went out to play a round, while the girls stayed in the villa and relaxed around the pool. After a while, Bob’s wife begins to get a little worried because her husband […]
A man stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. He was looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed, and it was driving his partner absolutely nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking you so long? Just hit the blasted ball.” […]
Four men were playing a round of golf one day at their local golf club. Three of them headed off to the first tee, while the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the pre-game drinks bill. The three men started talking, and as men so often do, […]