Jokes in category:  General Jokes

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This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category, and we have a huge collection of these.

I hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.

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Nude Portrait

An artist had been working on a nude portrait of a woman for a long time. Every day, he woke up early and worked late and he was bringing perfection with every stroke of his paintbrush. As each day passed, he gained a better understanding of the female body and […]

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Windy Day

A friend and I were standing inside a building of a local theme park on a very windy day. We were looking outside, watching an employee who was sweeping up leaves. She was a tiny woman, barely 5 foot tall and skinny as a rake, who was having a rough […]

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Elevator

To me, an elevator is just like a coffin on a string. Dangling over an abyss, it’s like a casket yo-yo. Remember the plane crash in the Andes, where the survivors ate the dead passengers? I’m not proud of this, but when I have to take an elevator, I bring […]

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Cannonballs

Hundreds of years ago it was necessary to keep a good supply of cannonballs near the cannon on old war ships, so that they would be ready for action when needed. But the big problem the Royal Navy faced was how to prevent the cannonballs from rolling about the deck. […]

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The Crop Duster

My friend asked his father-in-law, who was a crop duster, how his day had gone. “It was the worst day of my life”, replied the crop duster. “This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field, when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing of the […]

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Growing Tomatoes

A rather lovely woman in her 30’s loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red on the vine. One day, while taking a stroll through the village, she came upon a gentlemen neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The […]