Despite what it might sound like, “general jokes” are not about the military!
We all know that women have really good friends who would do anything for them and who would lie through their teeth to protect their friends if they had to. Men also have those really good friends that would lie through their teeth for them, but the way in which […]
Jokes in category: General Jokes
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Despite what it might sound like, “general jokes” are not about the military!
This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category, and we have a huge collection of these.
I hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
Three international convicts were in the bus on their way to prison. Each of them had been allowed to take just one item with them, to help occupy their time while they were incarcerated. On the bus, they each turned to one another to see what the other ones had […]
A wrinkled up, grizzled looking old man was eating lunch in a truck stop, when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first Hells Angels biker walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, gave it a twist, then took a seat on one […]
A pretty young girl walked up to the fabric counter in a department store and asked the assistant, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard”, replied the smirking male shop assistant with a drawl. “That will […]
You know what it’s like when you realize something and it seems good. Then, after a while you realize it’s not good, it’s bad. The worse is still to come though, when you realize that it’s neither good or bad, it’s just downright ugly. Here are a few of those […]
A big Texan walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said in a real Texas drawl, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine”. The barber lathered the man’s face, then began to shave him with an old fashioned straight razor, while a woman with the […]
Have you ever had a job as a house cleaner? When I was in my lasy year at high school, I got a part time job, cleaning the elegant home of an elderly couple. They had a large collection of antiques and strange items from around the world, and as […]
I have heard it said that it’s never too late to learn to play the piano. However, at 2:30am, I really wish my roommate would quit and go to bed.
A painter asked the art gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings which were on display in the art gallery at that time. “I have good news and bad news,” the art gallery owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work […]
These are all apparently “real” emergency calls to 911, the emergency service call number in the USA. I know these sound bizarre and unreal, but then some people are bizarre, unreal and just plain stupid! The more I think about it, the more I feel conconvinced that these are transcripts […]
