Funny General Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/en/general-uniform-army-military-155492/Welcome to our huge collection of General Jokes, which are jokes and funny stories that don’t fall into any other category.

Oh wait! You didn’t come here looking for jokes about Generals did you? Despite what it might sound like, “General Jokes” have absolutely nothing to do with the military! If you are looking for jokes about the Army, Navy or Air Force, take a look at our Military Jokes category.

This is a selection of jokes, funny stories and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category.

We have a huge collection of these and we hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.

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Thoughts For The Day

It’s one of those days when we thought it might be time to let you contemplete some thoughts for the day. These may be old (like us), but like so […]

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A Geordie Woman

A Geordie woman goes to the customer service desk at a garden centre. “Excuse me luv”, she says to the assistant, “have ya got a fern please?” “Yes madam, what […]

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What Does It Mean To Be British

One of the British national daily newspapers recently asked it’s readers “What does it mean to be British?” The newspaper was expecting to receive the usual responses about being polite, […]

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Door To Door Salesman

One day, I had a door to door salesman ring our door bell and he was selling of all things, burial plots in a local cemetery. Well, I told the […]

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Thank You For Your Support

We just wanted to say a big Thank You to all our members and visitors for helping to support us by visiting our sponsors/advertisers and by purchasing products having clicked […]

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Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Laughter is the best medicine and it’s now been proved by science. This old saying has been backed up by a recent study, which shows that people with a good […]

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Lifetime Warranty

When you buy something nd it has a lifetime warranty, you expect it to last a lifetime, right? Sadly that doesn’t always happen, especially these days, as you will find […]

One Of The Best Jokes Collections

With one of the best jokes collections online, The Laughline is guaranteed to get you laughing. We have over 2,000 funny jokes that have been collected over more than 20 […]

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Flowers

It was the opening day for a new business and a friend of the owner decided it would be a nice gesture to send them flowers for the occasion. Well, […]

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Shoplifting A Rolex Watch

A young man was caught red handed shoplifting while he was trying to steal a Rolex watch from an exclusive jewellery store. The shoplifter said to the jewellery store manager, […]

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Happiness

Happiness – Some words of wisdom for the day. Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. If you capture it against […]

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