Welcome to our huge collection of General Jokes, which are jokes and funny stories that don’t fall into any other category.
A Geordie woman goes to the customer service desk at a garden centre. “Excuse me luv”, she says to the assistant, “have ya got a fern please?” “Yes madam, what variety would you like?” the assistant replied. “One with buttons so’s I can curl a taxi!” she said. Thanks to […]
The Best Collection Of General Jokes
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Welcome to our huge collection of General Jokes, which are jokes and funny stories that don’t fall into any other category.
Oh wait! You didn’t come here looking for jokes about Generals did you? Despite what it might sound like, “General Jokes” have absolutely nothing to do with the military! If you are looking for jokes about the Army, Navy or Air Force, take a look at our Military Jokes category.
This is a selection of jokes, funny stories and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category.
We have a huge collection of these and we hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
One of the British national daily newspapers recently asked it’s readers “What does it mean to be British?” The newspaper was expecting to receive the usual responses about being polite, always queuing for the bus, fish & chips on a Friday night etc. Many of the responses that were left […]
One day, I had a door to door salesman ring our door bell and he was selling of all things, burial plots in a local cemetery. Well, I told the salesman that my husband and I had already discussed where we wanted to be buried and that we had already […]
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Laughter is the best medicine and it’s now been proved by science. This old saying has been backed up by a recent study, which shows that people with a good sense of humour and a tendency to laugh, may be less likely to develop heart disease when compared to aggressive, […]
When you buy something nd it has a lifetime warranty, you expect it to last a lifetime, right? Sadly that doesn’t always happen, especially these days, as you will find out. A man marched angrily into a jewellery shop, walked up to where store manager was standing and slammed his […]
With one of the best jokes collections online, The Laughline is guaranteed to get you laughing. We have over 2,000 funny jokes that have been collected over more than 20 years. Only the best jokes are good enough, although we do have some really bad jokes that are sure to […]
It was the opening day for a new business and a friend of the owner decided it would be a nice gesture to send them flowers for the occasion. Well, the flowers arrived, but unfortunately, when the owner read the card that came with the flowers, it said “Rest in […]
A young man was caught red handed shoplifting while he was trying to steal a Rolex watch from an exclusive jewellery store. The shoplifter said to the jewellery store manager, “I’m really sorry. I would rather the police didn’t get involved. I know you probably don’t want all the fuss […]
Happiness – Some words of wisdom for the day. Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. If you capture it against it’s will, you will kill it. But if you set your mind on other things, it might just come and […]
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If you have never considered the fact that punctuation is really important and the difference it can make to the meaning of something that was written, then have a look at the letter below. This letter was written with different punctuation and in the second version, it takes on a […]