This is a short joke that really only an Englishman would understand, in particular a Geordie: So, a Geordie bloke goes into the hairdressers and asks “Can I have a perm please?” The hairdresser replies, “I wandered lonely as a cloud….” A Geordie is a person from Northumbria, and like […]
The Best Collection Of General Jokes
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Welcome to our huge collection of General Jokes, which are jokes and funny stories that don’t fall into any other category.
Oh wait! You didn’t come here looking for jokes about Generals did you? Despite what it might sound like, “General Jokes” have absolutely nothing to do with the military! If you are looking for jokes about the Army, Navy or Air Force, take a look at our Military Jokes category.
This is a selection of jokes, funny stories and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category.
We have a huge collection of these and we hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
A man pulled a balaclava over his head and went into a bank, aiming to commit a bank robbery. The robber went straight up to one of the cashiers, pulled out a gun and demanded that they hand over all of their money. Once he was given the money, he […]
This has to absolutely positively be the longest joke in the world and by a long way too. So please bear with me as the story unravels and enjoy… Our story begins with a man crawling through the desert. He is hot, it’s dry, it’s sandy and he is lost and […]
One evening, two vampires decided that what they would really like was an Italian Dinner. They had been sitting around their castle in Transylvania talking about how they were tired of the local food and both of them were of the opinion that Italian food would be a nice change […]
A woman is out shopping, and goes into Walmart to buy a fishing pole for her husband. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one off the shelf, and wanders on over to the register. There is a Walmart “associate” standing there with dark shades on. […]
This is a short quiz to test your General Knowledge. This is an old one, it’s been going around for donkey’s years, but if you are like me, you can never remember the correct answers, so here are the questions and answers again. Hope you enjoy them. General Knowledge is […]
These are some bumper stickers that I am sure you would love to see: Jesus loves you – but everyone else thinks you are an ass. The proctologist called – they found your head. Impotence – Nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings.” Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. […]