This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. Picture the scene… You are driving down the road in your car on a wild and stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: […]
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Angela rides the bus to work every day. Today, however, she isn’t feeling too good, and she thinks to herself “Oh no, I really have to fart!” She is in a lot of discomfort because she has a pain in her lower abdomen. It’s a tremendous build up of gas […]
A rancher’s widow was determined to keep her successful husband’s ranch going after he died and left everything to her in his will. However, she knew very little about ranching, and so she placed an advertisement in the newspaper for a ranch hand to help her out. Two cowboys saw […]
Farmer Joe was suing a trucking company for injuries that he sustained in an accident. In court, the company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Farmer Joe about the details of the accident. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine’?” said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, “Well, I’ll […]
The time had come to renew my driver’s license, so off I went to the local licensing center. When I got there, the licensing center was packed, and I had to stand in line. The line inched along for almost an hour, until the man ahead of me finally got […]
The artist was painting a young woman, and he was trying really hard to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model kept distracting him. Finally, the urge became irresistible, and he threw down his palette, walked over to her, took her in his arms, and […]
A Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer stopped to help a stranded rider standing beside a stalled motorcycle in the mountains. It was extremely cold, and the rider was heavily dressed in a helmet, balaclava and snowmobile suit. In a muffled voice, the rider told the Mountie that the carburetor was […]
One afternoon, a wealthy man was riding in the back of his limousine, when he saw two men who were sitting by the side of the road, eating grass. He ordered his driver to stop the limousine, and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?”, he asked […]
When the manager of the menswear store returned from lunch, he noticed that his clerk’s hand was bandaged. Before he could begin to ask about the bandage though, the clerk said that he had some very good news for him. “Guess what, sir?” the clerk said. “I finally sold that […]
The local library was sponsoring a display of home made games for children, with the theme being children’s storybooks. For my part, I made a huge pinata, which was in the shape of a bear’s head. I hung two miniature padlocks from its ears, and a third miniature padlock in […]