Despite what it might sound like, “general jokes” are not about the military!
A colleague of mine was once invited to give a speech at a convention in Japan. Aware he had a good reputation as a public speaker, he was most surprised when his audience did not react at all to any of his perfectly timed jokes and witticisms. In fact, the […]
Jokes in category: General Jokes
97 posts
Despite what it might sound like, “general jokes” are not about the military!
This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category, and we have a huge collection of these.
I hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
Answering the phone when it rang in the middle of the night, the person at the other end of the phone asked, “What time does the library open?” “9am”, the librarian replied, “and why are you calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask such a […]
A man was searching in a cave, looking for treasure. He searched for hours, convinced that there was something valuable hidden in the cave, but he found nothing, not even a trace and was beginning to feel really despondent with his fruitless search. Suddenly, his flashlight shone on something that […]
A father had three sons, and when he sent them to university he said to them, “I feel tht it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education. You do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token of your […]
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever, physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said to her, “Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems with you, however I did notice […]
A famous art collector is walking through the city, when he notices a mangy looking cat who is lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. The art collector does a double take, when he recognizes that the saucer is extremely old. It’s a very valuable collectors […]
Three Englishmen decide to climb up the Elizabeth Tower in London that houses one of the worlds most famous bells, Big Ben. Once they reach the top, they decide to have a contest. They will throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the […]
A man strolls into the paint section of a hardware store and walks up to the assistant. “I’d like a pint of canary colored paint”, he says to the assistant. “Certainly”, says the assistant, “would you mind if I ask why you need it?” “It’s my parakeet”, the man says. […]
A young man walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out of the packet, casually lights it and starts smoking it, while standing there at the pumps. The cashier runs out and calls to him, “Excuse me sir, but you can’t smoke in […]
Our next door neighbor lent me his old chainsaw so I could trim some tree branches in the back yard. Unfortunately, the engine burned out while I was using it. Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, I bought a new chainsaw to replace it. When I offered […]
