Despite what it might sound like, “general jokes” are not about the military!
Three Englishmen decide to climb up the Elizabeth Tower in London that houses one of the worlds most famous bells, Big Ben. Once they reach the top, they decide to have a contest. They will throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the […]
Jokes in category: General Jokes
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Despite what it might sound like, “general jokes” are not about the military!
This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category, and we have a huge collection of these.
I hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
A man strolls into the paint section of a hardware store and walks up to the assistant. “I’d like a pint of canary colored paint”, he says to the assistant. “Certainly”, says the assistant, “would you mind if I ask why you need it?” “It’s my parakeet”, the man says. […]
A young man walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out of the packet, casually lights it and starts smoking it, while standing there at the pumps. The cashier runs out and calls to him, “Excuse me sir, but you can’t smoke in […]
Our next door neighbor lent me his old chainsaw so I could trim some tree branches in the back yard. Unfortunately, the engine burned out while I was using it. Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, I bought a new chainsaw to replace it. When I offered […]
We all know that women have really good friends who would do anything for them and who would lie through their teeth to protect their friends if they had to. Men also have those really good friends that would lie through their teeth for them, but the way in which […]
Three international convicts were in the bus on their way to prison. Each of them had been allowed to take just one item with them, to help occupy their time while they were incarcerated. On the bus, they each turned to one another to see what the other ones had […]
A wrinkled up, grizzled looking old man was eating lunch in a truck stop, when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first Hells Angels biker walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, gave it a twist, then took a seat on one […]
A pretty young girl walked up to the fabric counter in a department store and asked the assistant, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard”, replied the smirking male shop assistant with a drawl. “That will […]
You know what it’s like when you realize something and it seems good. Then, after a while you realize it’s not good, it’s bad. The worse is still to come though, when you realize that it’s neither good or bad, it’s just downright ugly. Here are a few of those […]
A big Texan walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said in a real Texas drawl, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine”. The barber lathered the man’s face, then began to shave him with an old fashioned straight razor, while a woman with the […]
