An elderley woman goes into a Brooklyn upscale pet shop, walks up to the counter and says: “I want to buy a canary, but it’s got to be a really good singer. I’ve got good, hard U.S. cash, but I’m only paying only for a good singer.” The shop owner […]
Jokes in category: General Jokes
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Despite what it might sound like, “general jokes” are not about the military!
This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category.
I hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
A Hunter was walking through the African jungle, when he found a huge dead dinosaur, with a pygmy standing beside it. Totrally amazed, he asked the pygmy: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said “Yes, I did” (in perfect English of course – come on this is a joke you […]
John had fancied Marie, the pretty Sunday School teacher for a while, so during the Sunday service, while they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?” “Why Yes, John, that would be nice,” said Marie. […]
Feeling the need to try and keep fit as I get older, I recently came across this exercise that was suggested for adults to do at home, to help build muscle strength in their arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, and it’s working for me, so I thought I […]
An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada. She had lived there all of her married life, but now a widow she lived there with her son and three grandchildren. The farm was literally just yards away from the North Dakota border, and their land had been the […]
One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, is sitting on the beach watching the ocean, like he has done every day since he was shipwrecked, when he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,”he thinks […]
A group of men are sitting around in the changing room of a private health club after working out in the gym. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man walks over, picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: “Hello?” “Honey, it’s me. Are you […]
A duke was hunting in the forest with his men at arms and servants when he came across a tree which had archery targets painted on it, and smack in the middle of each target was an arrow. “Who can this incredibly fine archer be?” cried the duke. “I must […]
Jennifer decided to pay a visit to a psychic who had a reputation locally for being able to foretell the future. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered some disturbing news for her: “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just […]
This lady is giving a children’s party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out to make it a truly special day for her. She has booked a professional caterer, a live band, and also hired a clown. Just before the party starts, two bums knock at the front door, […]
