Jokes in category:  General Jokes

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This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category, and we have a huge collection of these.

I hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.

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The Gas Station

A young man walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out of the packet, casually lights it and starts smoking it, while standing there at the pumps. The cashier runs out and calls to him, “Excuse me sir, but you can’t smoke in […]

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The Old Chainsaw

Our next door neighbor lent me his old chainsaw so I could trim some tree branches in the back yard. Unfortunately, the engine burned out while I was using it. Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, I bought a new chainsaw to replace it. When I offered […]

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Really Good Friends

We all know that women have really good friends who would do anything for them and who would lie through their teeth to protect their friends if they had to. Men also have those really good friends that would lie through their teeth for them, but the way in which […]

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International Convicts

Three international convicts were in the bus on their way to prison. Each of them had been allowed to take just one item with them, to help occupy their time while they were incarcerated. On the bus, they each turned to one another to see what the other ones had […]

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Hells Angels

A wrinkled up, grizzled looking old man was eating lunch in a truck stop, when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first Hells Angels biker walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, gave it a twist, then took a seat on one […]

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The Good The Bad And The Ugly

You know what it’s like when you realize something and it seems good. Then, after a while you realize it’s not good, it’s bad. The worse is still to come though, when you realize that it’s neither good or bad, it’s just downright ugly. Here are a few of those […]