Jokes in category:  General Jokes

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This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category.

I hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.

 

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The Four Seasons

The four seasons were arguing amongst themselves about which of them was the best. Winter started the argument with: “Well you can build snowmen, and the snow is so beautiful, everything is so crisp and clean in the Winter. And don’t forget Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!” Spring continues with their […]

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The Singing Canary

An elderley woman goes into a Brooklyn upscale pet shop, walks up to the counter and says: “I want to buy a canary, but it’s got to be a really good singer. I’ve got good, hard U.S. cash, but I’m only paying only for a good singer.” The shop owner […]

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Dead Dinosaur

A Hunter was walking through the African jungle, when he found a huge dead dinosaur, with a pygmy standing beside it. Totrally amazed, he asked the pygmy: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said “Yes, I did” (in perfect English of course – come on this is a joke you […]

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Exercise At Home

Feeling the need to try and keep fit as I get older, I recently came across this exercise that was suggested for adults to do at home, to help build muscle strength in their arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, and it’s working for me, so I thought I […]

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Canadian Farm

An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada. She had lived there all of her married life, but now a widow she lived there with her son and three grandchildren. The farm was literally just yards away from the North Dakota border, and their land had been the […]