Despite what it might sound like, “General Jokes” have absolutely nothing to do with the military!
A young man was caught red handed shoplifting while trying to steal a Rolex watch from an exclusive jewellery store. The shoplifter said to the jewellery store manager, “I’m really sorry. I would rather the police didn’t get involved. I know you don’t want any trouble either. How about if […]
Jokes in category: General Jokes
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Despite what it might sound like, “General Jokes” have absolutely nothing to do with the military!
This is a selection of jokes, funny stories and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category.
We have a huge collection of these and we hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
If you are looking for jokes about the Army, Navy or Air Force, take a look at our Military Jokes category.
Happiness – Some words of wisdom for the day. Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. If you capture it against it’s will, you will kill it. But if you set your mind on other things, it might just come and […]
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If you have never considered the fact that punctuation is really important and the difference it can make to the meaning of something that was written, then have a look at the letter below. This letter was written with different punctuation and in the second version, it takes on a […]
Police have announced the discovery of an arms cache in a Detroit suburb which consisted of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25 thousand rounds of ammunition. They also found 200 pounds of heroin, $5 million in forged US banknotes and 25 trafficked Latina prostitutes. This was all found in a semi-detached […]
Here’s a silly chicken joke to start the day off. Have a fantastic fun filled day everyone. Two men men go to see the doctor, the first man tells the doctor that the other man is his brother and he has a problem. Doctor: What’s wrong with your brother? Boy: […]
You might not know this, unless you are familiar with Latin based languages, like French, Spanish or Italian, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through […]
A colleague of mine was once invited to give a speech at a convention in Japan. Aware he had a good reputation as a public speaker, he was most surprised when his audience did not react at all to any of his perfectly timed jokes and witticisms. In fact, the […]
Answering the phone when it rang in the middle of the night, the person at the other end of the phone asked, “What time does the library open?” “9am”, the librarian replied, “and why are you calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask such a […]
A man was searching in a cave, looking for treasure. He searched for hours, convinced that there was something valuable hidden in the cave, but he found nothing, not even a trace and was beginning to feel really despondent with his fruitless search. Suddenly, his flashlight shone on something that […]
