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The Best Collection Of General Jokes
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Welcome to our huge collection of General Jokes, which are jokes and funny stories that don’t fall into any other category.
Oh wait! You didn’t come here looking for jokes about Generals did you? Despite what it might sound like, “General Jokes” have absolutely nothing to do with the military! If you are looking for jokes about the Army, Navy or Air Force, take a look at our Military Jokes category.
This is a selection of jokes, funny stories and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category.
We have a huge collection of these and we hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
“You are not going to believe this, but I met a fairy yesterday”, one man said to his friend. “What happened, did the fairy allow you to make a wish”, his friend asked, skeptical yet curious to learn more. “Yes, she gave me one wish”, the first man replied. “The […]
Forest fires are spectacular to watch, but sadly are so destructive and hard to stop, especially when the weather is hot and dry. A while ago in California, when huge forest fires were raging out of control up in the mountains, a photographer wanted to get photos of the fires […]
This is a short story about the King’s daughter. Once upon a time, a King had a daughter. She was in her teens, just turned 18 and although you shouldn’t really say such things about a princess, she was drop dead gorgeous. Princess Azura had long fair hair, big blue […]
Two hunters used to go off together moose hunting every winter, but they had never had any success and always came home at the end of their hunting trip without a single trophy to show for it. Finally, after a lot of thought, the pair of hunters came up with […]
A young man was shopping for a few items in the grocery store when he noticed an elderly lady following him around. He thought nothing of it, ignored her and carried on shopping, but he couldn’t help but notice that whichever aisle he was in, she was there close behind […]
The real estate agent was showing a property to a couple of prospective home buyers. “This house has it’s good points and its bad points”, the real estate agent told them. “Since I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both”. The prospective buyers beckoned to the real estate agent […]
Don’t you just love it when newspaper headlines aren’t thought out too well and end up sounding really funny. Here are some of the best and funniets news headlines of the year, guaranteed to raise a smile. Note I didn’t say which year, as these are very old headlines, but […]
Two Italian men got on the bus and it pulled away from the bus stop. They sat down and proceeded to engage in an animated conversation, as Italians often do. An old lady who was sitting behind them on the bus ignored their conversation at first, but she couldn’t help […]
The syntax of signs. The title of this post sounds a bit cryptic doesn’t it, but read on and you will quickly know what it’s about and I am sure have a good laugh too. Don’t you just love signs, especially those where the person who created then didn’t put […]
A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting outside at a nudist club. The history professor turned to the psychology professor and asked, “Have you read Marx?” The psychology professor replied, “Yes. I think it’s from the wicker chairs”. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/garden-relaxation-zen-tranquility-2684880/
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