Welcome to our huge collection of General Jokes, which are jokes and funny stories that don’t fall into any other category.
Two hunters used to go off together moose hunting every winter, but they had never had any success and always came home at the endof their hunting trip without a single trophy. Finally, they pair of them came up with what they though had to be a foolproof plan. They […]
The Best Collection Of General Jokes
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Welcome to our huge collection of General Jokes, which are jokes and funny stories that don’t fall into any other category.
Oh wait! You didn’t come here looking for jokes about Generals did you? Despite what it might sound like, “General Jokes” have absolutely nothing to do with the military! If you are looking for jokes about the Army, Navy or Air Force, take a look at our Military Jokes category.
This is a selection of jokes, funny stories and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category.
We have a huge collection of these and we hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
A young man was shopping for a few items in the grocery store when he noticed an elderly lady following him around. He thought nothing of it, ignored her and carried on shopping, but he couldn’t help but notice that whichever aisle he was in, she was there close behind […]
The real estate agent was showing a property to a couple of prospective home buyers. “This house has it’s good points and its bad points”, the real estate agent told them. “Since I’m honest, I’m going to tell you about both”. The prospective buyers beckoned to the real estate agent […]
Don’t you just love it when newspaper headlines aren’t thought out too well and end up sounding really funny. Here are some of the best and funniets news headlines of the year, guaranteed to raise a smile. Note I didn’t say which year, as these are very old headlines, but […]
Two Italian men got on the bus and it pulled away from the bus stop. They sat down and proceeded to engage in an animated conversation, as Italians often do. An old lady who was sitting behind them on the bus ignored their conversation at first, but she couldn’t help […]
The syntax of signs. The title of this post sounds a bit cryptic doesn’t it, but read on and you will quickly know what it’s about and I am sure have a good laugh too. Don’t you just love signs, especially those where the person who created then didn’t put […]
A history professor and a psychology professor were sitting outside at a nudist club. The history professor turned to the psychology professor and asked, “Have you read Marx?” The psychology professor replied, “Yes. I think it’s from the wicker chairs”. Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/photos/garden-relaxation-zen-tranquility-2684880/
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It’s one of those days when we thought it might be time to let you contemplete some thoughts for the day. These may be old (like us), but like so many old jokes and sayings, they are still good for a laugh and hopefully you haven’t seen most of these […]
A Geordie woman goes to the customer service desk at a garden centre. “Excuse me luv”, she says to the assistant, “have ya got a fern please?” “Yes madam, what variety would you like?” the assistant replied. “One with buttons so’s I can curl a taxi!” she said. Thanks to […]
One of the British national daily newspapers recently asked it’s readers “What does it mean to be British?” The newspaper was expecting to receive the usual responses about being polite, always queuing for the bus, fish & chips on a Friday night etc. Many of the responses that were left […]
One day, I had a door to door salesman ring our door bell and he was selling of all things, burial plots in a local cemetery. Well, I told the salesman that my husband and I had already discussed where we wanted to be buried and that we had already […]