One day, this man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years, is sitting on the beach watching the ocean, like he has done every day since he was shipwrecked, when he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,”he thinks […]
Jokes in category: General Jokes
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Despite what it might sound like, “general jokes” are not about the military!
This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category.
I hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
A group of men are sitting around in the changing room of a private health club after working out in the gym. Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man walks over, picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: “Hello?” “Honey, it’s me. Are you […]
A duke was hunting in the forest with his men at arms and servants when he came across a tree which had archery targets painted on it, and smack in the middle of each target was an arrow. “Who can this incredibly fine archer be?” cried the duke. “I must […]
Jennifer decided to pay a visit to a psychic who had a reputation locally for being able to foretell the future. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered some disturbing news for her: “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just […]
This lady is giving a children’s party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out to make it a truly special day for her. She has booked a professional caterer, a live band, and also hired a clown. Just before the party starts, two bums knock at the front door, […]
A man is walking along the street, when a homeless person asked him if he had any spare change. The man stops, then asks the homeless person, “Will you buy booze?” The homeless person replies, “No.” The man then asks him, “Will you spend the money gambling it away?” Once […]
Did you or one of your relatives have an outside toilet (a little house) out back when you were growing up? We did on my first house when I got married, but we never used it. The whole kitchen was gutted and the space the toilet occupied was taken up […]
A man who was due to give a speech after dinner, was in such a hurry to get to the hotel where he was to give his speech, that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to bring his false […]
There was a screech of tyres and a THUD as a car hit a man who was walking along the sidewalk, and then a loud BANG as two cars collided. One of the cars immediately sped off into the distance and disappeared. A man who was the victim of the […]
I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary scenario, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Midwest, and there is a huge flood in progress. Many homes have been lost, water supplies compromised, and infrastructure destroyed. […]