This is a great list of one liners that have an element of truth in them, and I am sure at least one of them, if not more, applies to each of us. Enjoy. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own […]
Jokes in category: General Jokes
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Despite what it might sound like, “general jokes” are not about the military!
This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category.
I hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
The four seasons were arguing amongst themselves about which of them was the best. Winter started the argument with: “Well you can build snowmen, and the snow is so beautiful, everything is so crisp and clean in the Winter. And don’t forget Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!” Spring continues with their […]
A man was walking along the highway when he discovered an old lamp. You know the kind, it was one of those old lamps that you find in movies like Aladdin. So, naturally he rubbed it, as pretty much anyone would do, and to his surprise a genie appeared from […]
It’s been a hot dry summer in Transylvania, and three thirsty Vampire bats are hanging upside down in their cave (as bats do), waiting for the sun to set so they can fly off in search of a drink. As the sun disappeared below the horizon, the first Vampire bat […]
Ah no, this isn’t a story about the movie The Fisher King, it’s a story about a King who loved to fish. Once upon a time, and fairy stories like this always start with “once upon a time”, there was a King who loved to go fishing. One day, he […]
An elderley woman goes into a Brooklyn upscale pet shop, walks up to the counter and says: “I want to buy a canary, but it’s got to be a really good singer. I’ve got good, hard U.S. cash, but I’m only paying only for a good singer.” The shop owner […]
A Hunter was walking through the African jungle, when he found a huge dead dinosaur, with a pygmy standing beside it. Totrally amazed, he asked the pygmy: “Did you kill that?” The pygmy said “Yes, I did” (in perfect English of course – come on this is a joke you […]
John had fancied Marie, the pretty Sunday School teacher for a while, so during the Sunday service, while they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?” “Why Yes, John, that would be nice,” said Marie. […]
Feeling the need to try and keep fit as I get older, I recently came across this exercise that was suggested for adults to do at home, to help build muscle strength in their arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, and it’s working for me, so I thought I […]
An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada. She had lived there all of her married life, but now a widow she lived there with her son and three grandchildren. The farm was literally just yards away from the North Dakota border, and their land had been the […]
