Jokes in category:  General Jokes

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Despite what it might sound like, “general jokes” are not about the military! This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category. I hope you enjoy them.

A Bed Time Story

Rob kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing at the foot of his bed. “What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?… and who are you?” he asked. “This is not your bedroom,” the man replied, “I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven.”

String

Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says, “Sorry, boys, we don’t serve your kind here.” So the pieces of string walk out again. They’re sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says, “Hey! […]

The New Economic Stimulus Package

Apparently the American Medical Association has just weighed in on the new economic stimulus package . . . The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration […]