Don’t you love to do fun things when you are driving? How about this one… Next time you are in a car with a friend and you pull up to a red traffic light, look at the person in the car next to you. Then, roll down your window really […]
Jokes in category: General Jokes
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Despite what it might sound like, “general jokes” are not about the military!
This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category, and we have a huge collection of these.
I hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.
I am picking up my new car next week and the license plate has the letters LTO in it. I have been trying to figure out a good acronym to go with it, but just can’t come up with the perfect one. Any ideas? The first thing that I found […]
This is an actual conversation that was made to a travel company call centre: Customer: “Hello. I’ve been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?” Operator: “I’m sorry. Where did you get that number from, sir?” Customer: “It was on the door […]
Hundreds of years ago it was necessary to keep a good supply of cannonballs near the cannon on old war ships, so that they would be ready for action when needed. But the big problem the Royal Navy faced was how to prevent the cannonballs from rolling about the deck. […]
My friend asked his father-in-law, who was a crop duster, how his day had gone. “It was the worst day of my life”, replied the crop duster. “This morning I was up in my plane dusting a field, when I nicked a power line and damaged the wing of the […]
A rather lovely woman in her 30’s loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red on the vine. One day, while taking a stroll through the village, she came upon a gentlemen neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The […]
A woman went into a hardware shop, picked up a can of fly spray, handed it to the assistant and asked, “Is this good for wasps?” After looking at it for a moment, the assistant said, “No madam. It will kill them”. 60 SHARES Share on Facebook Tweet Follow us […]
This is a great list of one liners that have an element of truth in them, and I am sure at least one of them, if not more, applies to each of us. Enjoy. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own […]
The four seasons were arguing amongst themselves about which of them was the best. Winter started the argument with: “Well you can build snowmen, and the snow is so beautiful, everything is so crisp and clean in the Winter. And don’t forget Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!” Spring continues with their […]
A man was walking along the highway when he discovered an old lamp. You know the kind, it was one of those old lamps that you find in movies like Aladdin. So, naturally he rubbed it, as pretty much anyone would do, and to his surprise a genie appeared from […]
