Jokes in category:  General Jokes

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This is a selection of jokes and other miscellaneous funny tidbits that just don’t fit into any specific category, and we have a huge collection of these.

I hope you enjoy them. Please share if you do.

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Mangy Looking Cat

A famous art collector is walking through the city, when he notices a mangy looking cat who is lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store. The art collector does a double take, when he recognizes that the saucer is extremely old. It’s a very valuable collectors […]

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The Gas Station

A young man walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out of the packet, casually lights it and starts smoking it, while standing there at the pumps. The cashier runs out and calls to him, “Excuse me sir, but you can’t smoke in […]

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The Old Chainsaw

Our next door neighbor lent me his old chainsaw so I could trim some tree branches in the back yard. Unfortunately, the engine burned out while I was using it. Not wanting to return a broken piece of equipment, I bought a new chainsaw to replace it. When I offered […]