Benjamin arrived for his Internal Revenue Service audit, accompanied by another man. Going over his tax records, the IRS official said, “Well sir, it appears that you have been living at a much higher level than your reported income allows. How do you explain that?” Benjamin replied, “I love to […]
Jokes in category: Gambling Jokes
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Three friends decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy said […]
Two croupiers are sitting looking rather bored at the roulette table in the casino. Up to now it’s been a fairly quiet afternoon at their table, when suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters the casino and bets $20,000 on a spin of the wheel. As she does so, she […]
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables at a casino in Las Vegas. Luck has definitely not been on her side today, and she is down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?” A man […]
A man walks into a bar one day, with a little turtle in his hand. The turtle is a sorry sight to behold. His one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender asks the […]
A man from New York wins the lottery big time, overnight he became a millionaire many times over. He had always loved the old Western movies, and had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, so he decided to buy himself the spread of his dreams and moved to […]
