Here’s a good joke about a Texan, an Irish pub and of course the best drink in Ireland, Guinness. Oh who am I kidding! It’s a terrible joke, but keep reading friends and I will do my best to coax a laugh out of you. So, a Texan was visiting […]
The Best Collection Of Gambling Jokes
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This is our collection of Gambling Jokes, dedicated to those who gamble in the attempt to earn a large fortune and often lose a small fortune in the attempt.
The world of gambling, whether it’s poker, roulette or just playing the one armed bandits, provides a wealth of funny stories, many of which have an element of truth to them. We hope you enjoy this selection of the best funny gambling jokes.
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So, there were these three men, sitting at a bar, arguing as to which one had the ugliest wife. Yes I know, it’s one of those male chauvenist jokes ladies, but please just see the funny side of it, or imagine it the other way around. I have met some […]
I would love to win the lottery, wouldn’t you? Can you imagine checking your lottery ticket to find that you were a millionaire? I have often wondered what I would do with my life if I could win the lottery big time. Actually I have pondered this quite often especially […]
A man frantically rushed out from a hotel and casino on the Las Vegas Strip and stopped the first pedestrian that he saw. The man related a tremendously tearful story about how his wife was on the verge of dying back in their hotel room, because she had run out […]
Benjamin arrived for his Internal Revenue Service audit, accompanied by another man. Going over his tax records, the IRS official said, “Well sir, it appears that you have been living at a much higher level than your reported income allows. How do you explain that?” Benjamin replied, “I love to […]
Three friends decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy said […]
Two croupiers are sitting looking rather bored at the roulette table in the casino. Up to now it’s been a fairly quiet afternoon at their table, when suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters the casino and bets $20,000 on a spin of the wheel. As she does so, she […]
A lady was having a bad day at the roulette tables at a casino in Las Vegas. Luck had definitely not been on her side that day and she was down to her last $50. Exasperated, she said out loud, “Damn my rotten luck! What in the world should I […]
Two men were drinking in a bar, when one turned to the other and said, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye”. The second man thought to himself, That’s impossible. What a ridiculous bed. I guess he’s had a skin full of beer. So the second man […]
A man walked into a bar one day, with a little turtle in his hand. The poor little turtle was a sorry sight to behold. His one eye was black and blue, two of his legs were bandaged and his whole shell was taped together with duct tape. The bartender […]
“I Won The Lottery!” Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you won the lottery? You checked your lottery ticket, found that every number on your ticket matched those that were drawn and came to the realization that you were the lucky winner. How would you feel? […]
A man from New York won the lottery big time, overnight he became a millionaire many times over. He had always loved the old Western movies, and had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, so he decided to buy himself the spread of his dreams and moved to […]