Jokes in category:  Gambling

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Roulette

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables at a casino in Las Vegas. Luck has definitely not been on her side today, and she is down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?” A man […]

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Turtle

A man walks into a bar one day, with a little turtle in his hand. The turtle is a sorry sight to behold. His one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender asks the […]