This is our collection of Gambling Jokes, dedicated to those who gamble in the attempt to earn a large fortune and often lose a small fortune in the attempt.
So, there were these three men, sitting at a bar, arguing as to which one had the ugliest wife. Yes I know, it’s one of those male chauvenist jokes ladies, but please just see the funny side of it, or imagine it the other way around. I have met some […]
The Best Collection Of Gambling Jokes
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This is our collection of Gambling Jokes, dedicated to those who gamble in the attempt to earn a large fortune and often lose a small fortune in the attempt.
The world of gambling, whether it’s poker, roulette or just playing the one armed bandits, provides a wealth of funny stories, many of which have an element of truth to them. We hope you enjoy this selection of the best funny gambling jokes.
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I would love to win the lottery, wouldn’t you? Can you imagine checking your lottery ticket to find that you were a millionaire? I have often wondered what I would do with my life if I could win the lottery big time. Actually I have pondered this quite often especially […]
A man frantically rushed out from a hotel and casino on the Las Vegas Strip and stopped the first pedestrian that he saw. The man related a tremendously tearful story about how his wife was on the verge of dying back in their hotel room, because she had run out […]
Benjamin arrived for his Internal Revenue Service audit, accompanied by another man. Going over his tax records, the IRS official said, “Well sir, it appears that you have been living at a much higher level than your reported income allows. How do you explain that?” Benjamin replied, “I love to […]
Three friends decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy said […]
Two croupiers are sitting looking rather bored at the roulette table in the casino. Up to now it’s been a fairly quiet afternoon at their table, when suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters the casino and bets $20,000 on a spin of the wheel. As she does so, she […]
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables at a casino in Las Vegas. Luck has definitely not been on her side today, and she is down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?” A man […]
A man walks into a bar one day, with a little turtle in his hand. The turtle is a sorry sight to behold. His one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender asks the […]
“I Won The Lottery!” Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you won the lottery? You checked your lottery ticket, found that every number on your ticket matched those that were drawn and came to the realization that you were the lucky winner. How would you feel? […]
A man from New York won the lottery big time, overnight he became a millionaire many times over. He had always loved the old Western movies, and had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, so he decided to buy himself the spread of his dreams and moved to […]