Jokes in category:  Gambling Jokes

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This is our collection of gambling jokes, dedicated to those who lose a small fortune in the attempt to make one. The world of gambling, whether it’s poker, roulette or just playing the one armed bandits, provides a wealth of funny stories, many of which have an element of truth to them. We hope you enjoy this selection of gambling jokes.

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A Week In Las Vegas

Three friends decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy said […]

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The Roulette Table

Two croupiers are sitting looking rather bored at the roulette table in the casino. Up to now it’s been a fairly quiet afternoon at their table, when suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters the casino and bets $20,000 on a roll. As she does so, she says loudly: “I […]

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Roulette

A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables at a casino in Las Vegas. Luck has definitely not been on her side today, and she is down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?” A man […]