Hung Chow telephoned his place of work in San Francisco and said, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss replied, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel […]
The Best Collection Of Foreigner Jokes
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I guess it doesn’t really matter where you come from, everyone loves Foreigner Jokes don’t they.
I know we shouldn’t make fun of how people from other countries talk, but we all do it. I find it funny and certainly don’t mind people saying my accent or the way I talk is strange. It’s always good to see the funny side of life.
This is our collection of foreigner jokes and we hope that you enjoy them.
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Two immigrants arrived in America and on their first day off the boat they wandered around New York City, to see the sights that Manhattan had to offer. They were amazed at everything they saw, from the Empire State Building to Grand Central Station and the myriad flashing lights and […]
Walking through San Francisco’s Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Moishe Plotnik’s Chinese Bar & Grill.” “Moishe Plotnik?” he muses to himself. “How the heck does that fit in here?” So […]
A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in Manhattan in New York with 2,000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he went to the currency exchange again, handed over 2,000 yen and was handed $66. Puzzled as to why he only received $66 when the previous […]
A man was paying a visit to his Italian neighbor, who just had a very serious traffic accident and was in hospital. He didn’t look too good, with his arms and legs in plaster, completely wrapped in a bandage, tons of hoses and infusions. In fact he looked rather like […]
An African Tribal Leader flew across the ocean to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the Dulles International Airport in Washington, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight. The chief […]
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed! “Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa, I really don’t lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your Rolex watch instead?” “Shuddup […]
This is a really video funny clip of the correspondence between the captain of a sinking ship and a German Coastguard.
You have to love Italian Americans and the way they think and talk. This is the story of an Italian trip. It’s an old one but it’s a good one, in fact we think it’s hilarious. It’s even funnier it you can read it in a New York or New […]