I guess it doesn’t really matter where you come from, everyone loves Foreigner Jokes don’t they.
With so many names sounding the same, can you imagine what a typical day working on a Chinese switchboard must be like. Can you imagine all those telephone calls going in and out and the sheer volume of noise. I wonder if Chinese people ever get confused over their “L’s” […]
The Best Collection Of Foreigner Jokes
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I guess it doesn’t really matter where you come from, everyone loves Foreigner Jokes don’t they.
I know we shouldn’t make fun of how people from other countries talk, but we all do it. I find it funny and certainly don’t mind people saying my accent or the way I talk is strange. It’s always good to see the funny side of life.
This is our collection of foreigner jokes and we hope that you enjoy them.
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I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man comes in. He goes up to the bar, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate […]
Three immigrants to the USA were just beginning to master the language. One of the immigrants was telling the others about the difficulty that they were having in attempting to start a family. He said, “I think my wife must be impregnable”. The second immigrant said, “that’s not the right […]
A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The man, who is clearly offended by this question, asks the clerk, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something”. The man then proceeds with a number of questions: If I […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one […]
Hung Chow telephoned his place of work in San Francisco and said, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss replied, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel […]
Two immigrants arrive in America, and on their first day off the boat they wander around New York City, to see the sights that Manhattan has to offer. They are amazed at everything they see, from the Empire State Building to Grand Central Station, and the myriad flashing lights and […]
Walking through San Francisco’s Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Moishe Plotnik’s Chinese Bar & Grill.” “Moishe Plotnik?” he muses to himself. “How the heck does that fit in here?” So […]
A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in Manhattan in New York with 2,000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he went to the currency exchange again, handed over 2,000 yen and was handed $66. Puzzled as to why he only received $66 when the previous […]
An African Tribal Leader flew across the ocean to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the Dulles International Airport in Washington, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight. The chief […]