A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The man, who is clearly offended by this question, asks the clerk, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something”. The man then proceeds with a number of questions: If I […]
Jokes in category: Foreigners
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An American tourist who was visiting Canada celebrated the 4th of July by getting stone drunk. He became obnoxious and disorderly, and was hauled into court for disturbing the peace. “How do you plead?” the Judge asked. “Not guilty!” replied the accused. “How can you plead not guilty? You are […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one […]
Hung Chow telephones his place of work in San Francisco and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel […]
Two immigrants arrive in America, and on their first day off the boat they wander around New York City, to see the sights that Manhattan has to offer. They are amazed at everything they see, from the Empire State Building to Grand Central Station, and the myriad flashing lights and […]
Walking through San Francisco’s Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, “Moishe Plotnik’s Chinese Bar & Grill.” “Moishe Plotnik?” he muses to himself. “How the heck does that fit in here?” So […]
A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in Manhattan in New York with 2,000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he went to the currency exchange again, handed over 2,000 yen and was handed $66. Puzzled as to why he only received $66 when the previous […]
An African Tribal Leader flew across the ocean to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the Dulles International Airport in Washington, a host of newsmen and television cameramen met him. One of the reporters asked the chief if he had a comfortable flight. The chief […]
