Funny Foreigner Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixabay.com/photos/different-nationalities-children-1124478/I guess it doesn’t really matter where you come from, everyone loves Foreigner Jokes don’t they.

I know we shouldn’t make fun of how people from other countries talk, but we all do it. I find it funny and certainly don’t mind people saying my accent or the way I talk is strange. It’s always good to see the funny side of life.

This is our collection of foreigner jokes and we hope that you enjoy them.


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The Two Ronnies Immigrant Sketch

The Two Ronnies Immigrant Sketch is typical of the humour that Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett were famous for on British television in their series The Two Ronnies. They manages […]

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Chinese Girl In The Travel Agency

I was at a travel agency in Shanghai and I asked the pretty Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a tour of the city. She […]

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Italian Americans

Many people think they know how to recognize an Italian American, but the reality is that there are many more ways to identify them than just their looks, mannerisms and […]

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A Typical Day On A Chinese Switchboard

With so many names sounding the same, can you imagine what a typical day working on a Chinese switchboard must be like. Can you imagine all those telephone calls going […]

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English French And Italian Spies

Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into […]

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Small Chinese Man

I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man came in. He walked up to the bar, stood right next to […]

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Three Immigrants

Three immigrants to the USA were just beginning to master the language. One of the immigrants was telling the others about the difficulty that they were having in attempting to […]

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The Mafia

The Mafia were looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were “protecting“. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide […]

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Polish Sausage

A customer in the store asked a sales assistant, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asked him, “Are you Polish?” The man, who was clearly […]

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A Fire At The Sausage Factory

One dark night in a small town in New Jersey, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. As happens all too often with building fires, in the blink of […]

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Deserted Islands

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French […]