The Two Ronnies Immigrant Sketch is typical of the humour that Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett were famous for on British television in their series The Two Ronnies. They manages […]
Funny Foreigner Jokes
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I guess it doesn’t really matter where you come from, everyone loves Foreigner Jokes don’t they.
I know we shouldn’t make fun of how people from other countries talk, but we all do it. I find it funny and certainly don’t mind people saying my accent or the way I talk is strange. It’s always good to see the funny side of life.
This is our collection of foreigner jokes and we hope that you enjoy them.
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I was at a travel agency in Shanghai and I asked the pretty Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a tour of the city. She […]
Many people think they know how to recognize an Italian American, but the reality is that there are many more ways to identify them than just their looks, mannerisms and […]
With so many names sounding the same, can you imagine what a typical day working on a Chinese switchboard must be like. Can you imagine all those telephone calls going […]
Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into […]
I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man came in. He walked up to the bar, stood right next to […]
Three immigrants to the USA were just beginning to master the language. One of the immigrants was telling the others about the difficulty that they were having in attempting to […]
The Mafia were looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were “protecting“. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide […]
A customer in the store asked a sales assistant, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asked him, “Are you Polish?” The man, who was clearly […]
Have you ever wondered why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family? Well, wonder no more, this is the reason why… An old Italian man is […]
One dark night in a small town in New Jersey, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. As happens all too often with building fires, in the blink of […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French […]