I guess it doesn’t really matter where you come from, everyone loves Foreigner Jokes don’t they.
The Two Ronnies Immigrant Sketch is typical of the humour that Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett were famous for on British television in their series The Two Ronnies. They manages to so cleverly create comedy sketches, like this one where an immigrant from the Middle East goes into a local […]
The Best Collection Of Foreigner Jokes
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I guess it doesn’t really matter where you come from, everyone loves Foreigner Jokes don’t they.
I know we shouldn’t make fun of how people from other countries talk, but we all do it. I find it funny and certainly don’t mind people saying my accent or the way I talk is strange. It’s always good to see the funny side of life.
This is our collection of foreigner jokes and we hope that you enjoy them.
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I was at a travel agency in Shanghai and I asked the pretty Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a tour of the city. She nodded in agreement and so I asked her for her mobile number, so I could call her to make arrangements. […]
Many people think they know how to recognize an Italian American, but the reality is that there are many more ways to identify them than just their looks, mannerisms and language. Many Italian Americans also claim to eat “Mommas Home Cooking” but many dishes are more American than Italian, take […]
With so many names sounding the same, can you imagine what a typical day working on a Chinese switchboard must be like. Can you imagine all those telephone calls going in and out and the sheer volume of noise. I wonder if Chinese people ever get confused over their “L’s” […]
Three spies get captured and are placed in a prison cell together. One spy is French, one spy is English and the other spy is Italian. Their captors come into the cell, grab the French spy, drag him into the next room and sit him down in a a chair. […]
I was standing at the bar in the International Terminal at the Airport, when this small Chinese man came in. He walked up to the bar, stood right next to me and started drinking a beer. I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, […]
Three immigrants to the USA were just beginning to master the language. One of the immigrants was telling the others about the difficulty that they were having in attempting to start a family. He said, “I think my wife must be impregnable”. The second immigrant said, “that’s not the right […]
The Mafia were looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were “protecting“. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for the job, thinking that if he were to get caught, he wouldn’t be able […]
A customer in the store asked a sales assistant, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asked him, “Are you Polish?” The man, who was clearly offended by this question, said to the sales assistant, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something”. The man […]
Have you ever wondered why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family? Well, wonder no more, this is the reason why… An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside and says to him, “Guido, I wan’ you lissina me. I wan’ […]
One dark night in a small town in New Jersey, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. As happens all too often with building fires, in the blink of an eye the building was completely engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments in the […]
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: Two Italian Men and one Italian woman Two French men and one French woman Two German men and one German woman Two Greek men and one Greek woman Two English men and one […]