Funny Food Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixnio.com/media/chef-fast-food-restaurant-sausage-barbecueFood glorious food. This is a great collection of funny Food Jokes for you to enjoy. We all love food don’t we, but we also love to tell jokes about food and why not!

Whether it’s Fast Food like Pizza, Hamburgers or Hot Dogs, a Backyard Barbeque, your favorite Italian, Chinese or Indian dishes, Buffet dining at Family Restaurants or Fine Dining in style, we have a joke here that fits.

We hope you enjoy our collection of funny Food Jokes and if so, please share the pages on Social Media or via Email to help more people to laugh.


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Japanese Food

An American businessman went on a business trip to Japan, but coming from the Midwest he wasn’t too keen to try the local Japanese food, especially as he had heard […]

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Fast Food

I’m addicted to fast food and I readily admit it. One evening I had just come out of the new McDonald’s near to where I live, with a Quarter Pounder […]

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Seen In A Fine Restaurant

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress , taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

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Why Is Honey Golden In Colour?

Why is HONEY golden in color?   A) BECAUSE OF THE SUN THE FLOWERS RECEIVE? B) BECAUSE FLOWER POLLEN IS NATURALLY GOLDEN? C) BECAUSE ITS MANUFACTURED THAT WAY? D) I […]

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Hotel Breakfast

A guest in a posh hotel came down to his hotel breakfast in the restaurant one morning and called over the head waiter to his table. He read from the […]

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The Stress Relief Diet

This is the Stress Relief Diet. It’s a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. I’m not sure if it the diet […]

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The Dog Food Diet

Have you heard the story about the day I told someone that I was on the Dog Food Diet? I have two decent sized dogs, and yesterday I was in […]

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Bad Potato

I went out to this restaurant not long ago, and about halfway through dinner, I called the waitress over and said, “excuse me miss, this is a bad potato”. The […]

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Taco Bell Experience

Now this may be based on urban legend, like so many other stories, but you know having experienced some strange people on my visits to fast food places, I have to believe […]