Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, they took some sandwiches out of their pockets, unwrapped them and proceded to eat them. Seeing what […]
Funny Food Jokes
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Food glorious food. This is a great collection of funny Food Jokes for you to enjoy. We all love food don’t we, but we also love to tell jokes about food and why not!
Whether it’s Fast Food like Pizza, Hamburgers or Hot Dogs, a Backyard Barbeque, your favorite Italian, Chinese or Indian dishes, Buffet dining at Family Restaurants or Fine Dining in style, we have a joke here that fits.
We hope you enjoy our collection of funny Food Jokes and if so, please share the pages on Social Media or via Email to help more people to laugh.
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My girlfriend and I went to a local sandwich shop to pick up some sub sandwiches last week. She had trouble deciding which sandwich to order, so she asked the […]
A man had told all of his friends about the amazing steak that he had eaten at a downtown restaurant the day before. This steak was huge! It was cooked […]
There is this guy that had a turkey addiction. He was totally addicted to turkey and as a result he continually gained weight and was very sick and very fat. […]
A man went to a Chinese restaurant for dinner and was told by the maitre’d that there would be at least a twenty minute wait for a table, so he […]
A customer in a small family fun Italian restaurant in New York enjoyed his plate of veal parmigiana so much, that he asked if he could speak to the chef. […]
A man was feeling rather hungry one lunch time, so he went into a new restaurant that had opened up close to the office where he worked. While he was […]
Frank was on vacation in Texas and decided to have a day out at the local county fair. There is always something to see at the county fair and it […]
This is a really wonderful fruit cake recipe, a recipe that was left to me by my old Grandmother. She used to bake her famous fruit cake regularly and we […]
My new neighborhood supermarket has been refurbished, and they have really gone all hi-tech. Now this is a hi-tech supermarket like you can’t imagine. In the produce department, there is […]
A woman who was in our weight loss club was really upset that she had actually gained weight since joining the club. During her latest weekly report, she said that […]
We went to our local Sainsbury’s supermarket this morning, and on the shelf in the tea and coffee aisle I spotted a pack of Brussels Sprouts flavoured tea bags. I […]