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Funny Food Jokes
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Food glorious food. This is a great collection of funny Food Jokes for you to enjoy. We all love food don’t we, but we also love to tell jokes about food and why not!
Whether it’s Fast Food like Pizza, Hamburgers or Hot Dogs, a Backyard Barbeque, your favorite Italian, Chinese or Indian dishes, Buffet dining at Family Restaurants or Fine Dining in style, we have a joke here that fits.
We hope you enjoy our collection of funny Food Jokes and if so, please share the pages on Social Media or via Email to help more people to laugh.
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A couple decided to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They studied the menu and ordered the “Chicken Surprise” which sounded like a rather interesting dish. About twenty […]
Have you tried lots of diets without success? Well, have you heard of the Miracle Cat Food Diet? Seriously, this could be the right diet for you! Most diets fail […]
I had lunch at a restaurant called the International Diner the other day. I sat down at a table and a few minutes later the waitress came over. The conversation […]
I was waiting tables at an exclusive country club, when an elegantly dressed woman that I had been serving, spilled her bowl of Manhattan clam chowder all over her white […]
Little Johnny’s mother shouted up the stairs at him, “Johnny! Come downstairs please!” There was no answer from Johnny’s bedroom, so she shouted out again, “JOHNNY! There were two cookies […]
Susan had been feeling poorly with the flu earlier in the month and had sent her husband out shopping for groceries at her local natural foods store. Susan had given […]
I recently joined a well known weight loss organisation with some friends and attended the weekly weight loss meeting. Nobody likes to be fat, least of all me and we […]
You never quite know what might happen when you go out to eat. This was overheard in an expensive restaurant. While he was eating in an expensive restaurant, a patron […]
A man walked up to the cashier in a New Mexico grocery store and asked rudely, “Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?” He pronounced it “joe-la-pen-oh” not “ha-la-peen-yo“. The […]
Lemon Breast Chicken Recipe I saw this recipe for a lemon breast chicken that looked really good. I thought I would share it with others who I know like to […]
As ham sandwiches go, this was perfection. A thick slice of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. With the corners […]