Jokes in category:  Food Jokes

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Food glorious food. Here is a great collection of funny food jokes for you to enjoy. We love food don’t we, but we also love to tell jokes about food and why not!

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Chicken Surprise

A couple decide to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They study the menu and order the “Chicken Surprise”. About 20 minutes later, the waiter brings their meal, which has been served in a cast iron pot with a lid. Just as the wife reaches for the pot […]

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The Miracle Cat Diet

Have you tried lots of diets without success? Have you heard of the Miracle Cat Diet? It could be the one for you! Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, well now there is […]

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The International Diner

I had lunch at a place called the International Diner the other day. I sat down at a table, the waitress came over and the conversation went something like this… Waitress: “Are you very Hungary?” Me: “Yes, Siam.” Waitress: “What would you like me to Serbia?” Me: “I’ll have a […]

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Manhattan Clam Chowder

I was waiting tables at an exclusive country club, when an elegantly dressed woman spilled her bowl of Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began dabbing at it furiously with her napkin. Having had plenty of experience with getting out food stains, I asked her, “May […]

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Cookies

The little boys mother shouted at him, “Tommy! There were two cookies in the pantry this morning but now there’s only one! Do you have an explanation?” Tommy replied, “It must have been too dark and I didn’t see the other one”.

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The Natural Foods Store

Susan was down with the flu earlier in the month and had sent her husband out shopping for groceries at her local natural foods store. Susan had given him a carefully prepared shopping list, which contained the items she required to maintain the strict diet the doctor had put her […]