The Best Collection Of Food Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pixnio.com/media/chef-fast-food-restaurant-sausage-barbecueFood glorious food. This is a great collection of funny Food Jokes for you to enjoy. We all love food don’t we, but we also love to tell jokes about food and why not!

Whether it’s Fast Food like Pizza, Hamburgers or Hot Dogs, a Backyard Barbeque, your favorite Italian, Chinese or Indian dishes, Buffet dining at Family Restaurants or Fine Dining in style, we have a joke here that fits.

We hope you enjoy our collection of funny Food Jokes and if so, please share the pages on Social Media or via Email to help more people to laugh.


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A Hair In Your Food

Have you ever had that sick to the stomach feeling when you are eating and find a hair in your food? A few weeks ago I had a friend come over and we ordered a pizza to be delivered. We had been chatting away and enjoying the pizza, when we […]

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Drive-Thru

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered a coffee. When I placed my order, I asked if they could put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the pick up window, there was an unexpected delay. […]

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Eggplants

A grocer put up a sign outside his store that read “Eggplants. 25 cents each or three for a dollar”. All day long, customers came in exclaiming, “That is ridiculous! I should get four eggplants for a dollar!” Meekly the grocer gave in and packaged four eggplants for them. The […]