Lemon Breast Chicken Recipe I saw this recipe for a lemon breast chicken that looked really good. I thought I would share it with others who I know like to cook. Ingredients: 1 whole chicken (weight is dependant on how many servings are required) 1 large lemon, cut into halves […]
Jokes in category: Food Jokes
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As ham sandwiches go, this was perfection. A thick slice of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. With the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried the sandwich to the table in our back yard, picked it up […]
Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, took some sandwiches out of their pockets and proceded to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here”, complained the barman. So, the two Irishmen passed their sandwiches across the table to each other. The […]
My girlfriend and I went to a local sandwich shop to pick up some sub sandwiches last week. She had trouble deciding which sandwich to order, so she asked the clerk which of two subs was better. Our server didn’t have an opinion, but did say that the first sandwich […]
A man had told all of his friends about the amazing steak that he had eaten at a downtown restaurant the day before. This steak was huge! It was cooked perfectly, it was the most tender and juicy steak that he had ever eaten. So, a group of them decided […]
There is this guy that has an addiction to turkey. He continually gains weight and is very sick and very fat. He is always eating turkey right from the refrigerator. It keeps making him sick and fatter but he can’t stop. His friends and family worry about him, but he […]
A man goes to a Chinese restaurant for dinner, and is told by the maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait, and to wait in the bar. So, while he waits for a table, he goes and has a seat at the bar, so he can […]
A customer in the Italian restaurant enjoyed his plate of veal parmigiana so much that he asked if he could speak to the chef. The restaurant owner proudly led him into the kitchen, and introduced him to the chef. “Your veal parmigiana was superb,” the customer said. “I just spent […]
A man walked into a restaurant and saw a sign that read, “Order anything you want. We will give you $300 if we are unable to serve you any entrée that you order.” So, the man went into the restaurant, sat down, and told the waitress he wanted elephant liver […]
Frank was on vacation in Texas, and having a day out at the county fair, when he was approached by an official and asked if he would like to be a judge for the annual chili competition, as one of the judges who was supposed to attend couldn’t make it. […]
