Frank was on vacation in Texas, and having a day out at the county fair, when he was approached by an official and asked if he would like to be a judge for the annual chili competition, as one of the judges who was supposed to attend couldn’t make it. […]
Jokes in category: Food
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This is a recipe for a really wonderful fruit cake, that was left to me by my old Grandmother. She used to bake her famous fruit cake regularly, and we have all missed it since she passed away 5 years ago. Well, the other week I found her fruit cake […]
My new neighborhood supermarket has been refurbished, and they have really gone all hi-tech. Now in the produce department, there is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. To add to the customer experience, just before the water mister goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder […]
A woman in our weight loss club was lamenting that she had actually gained weight since joining the club. During her weekly report, she said that she had made her family’s favorite cake over the weekend, and they had eaten half of it at dinner. The woman continued… The next […]
We went to our local Sainsbury’s supermarket this morning, and on the shelf in the tea and coffee aisle I spotted a pack of Brussels Sprouts flavoured tea bags. I was stunned! Well definitely taken by surprise, because even though we love Brussels Sprouts, the thought of drinking tea that […]
An American businessman goes on a business trip to Japan, but coming from the Midwest he isn’t too keen to try the local Japanese food, especially as he has heard a lot about the weird things that they eat, like raw fish, insects and rats etc. So having checked into […]
A customer had just finished dining in a fancy Italian restaurant in New York, and was so pleased with his meal that he asked the waiter if he could speak to the chef. The waiter had a word with the owner, who proudly led the man into the kitchen and […]
I’m addicted to fast food and I readily admit it. I had just come out of the new McDonald’s near to where I live, with a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, large fries, a chocolate shake and an Apple Pie. A poor homeless man sat outside, and as I walked past […]
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress , taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
Why is HONEY golden in color? A) BECAUSE OF THE SUN THE FLOWERS RECEIVE? B) BECAUSE FLOWER POLLEN IS NATURALLY GOLDEN? C) BECAUSE ITS MANUFACTURED THAT WAY? D) I DON’T KNOW. THE ANSWER MAY BE FOUND BELOW. <