A woman in our weight loss club was lamenting that she had actually gained weight since joining the club. During her weekly report, she said that she had made her family’s favorite cake over the weekend, and they had eaten half of it at dinner. The woman continued… The next […]
Jokes in category: Food
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We went to our local Sainsbury’s supermarket this morning, and on the shelf in the tea and coffee aisle I spotted a pack of Brussels Sprouts flavoured tea bags. I was stunned! Well definitely taken by surprise, because even though we love Brussels Sprouts, the thought of drinking tea that […]
An American businessman goes on a business trip to Japan, but coming from the Midwest he isn’t too keen to try the local Japanese food, especially as he has heard a lot about the weird things that they eat, like raw fish, insects and rats etc. So having checked into […]
A customer had just finished dining in a fancy Italian restaurant in New York, and was so pleased with his meal that he asked the waiter if he could speak to the chef. The waiter had a word with the owner, who proudly led the man into the kitchen and […]
I’m addicted to fast food and I readily admit it. I had just come out of the new McDonald’s near to where I live, with a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, large fries, a chocolate shake and an Apple Pie. A poor homeless man sat outside, and as I walked past […]
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress , taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
Why is HONEY golden in color? A) BECAUSE OF THE SUN THE FLOWERS RECEIVE? B) BECAUSE FLOWER POLLEN IS NATURALLY GOLDEN? C) BECAUSE ITS MANUFACTURED THAT WAY? D) I DON’T KNOW. THE ANSWER MAY BE FOUND BELOW. <
Here are some great tips for helping keep food fresh and dealing with any cooking problems that you might face etc. Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, […]
This is the Stress Relief Diet. It’s a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day. I’m not sure if it the diet itself helps you to lose weight or not, but it definitely helps to combat stress. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice […]
Joke: Bad Potato and more – a collection of jokes and banter from The Poddys Laughline