My girlfriend and I went to a local sandwich shop to pick up some sub sandwiches last week. She had trouble deciding which sandwich to order, so she asked the clerk which of two subs was better. Our server didn’t have an opinion, but did say that the first sandwich […]
Jokes in category: Food Jokes
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A man had told all of his friends about the amazing steak that he had eaten at a downtown restaurant the day before. This steak was huge! It was cooked perfectly, it was the most tender and juicy steak that he had ever eaten. So, a group of them decided […]
There is this guy that has an addiction to turkey. He continually gains weight and is very sick and very fat. He is always eating turkey right from the refrigerator. It keeps making him sick and fatter but he can’t stop. His friends and family worry about him, but he […]
A man goes to a Chinese restaurant for dinner, and is told by the maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait, and to wait in the bar. So, while he waits for a table, he goes and has a seat at the bar, so he can […]
A customer in the Italian restaurant enjoyed his plate of veal parmigiana so much that he asked if he could speak to the chef. The restaurant owner proudly led him into the kitchen, and introduced him to the chef. “Your veal parmigiana was superb,” the customer said. “I just spent […]
A man walked into a restaurant and saw a sign that read, “Order anything you want. We will give you $300 if we are unable to serve you any entrée that you order.” So, the man went into the restaurant, sat down, and told the waitress he wanted elephant liver […]
Frank was on vacation in Texas, and having a day out at the county fair, when he was approached by an official and asked if he would like to be a judge for the annual chili competition, as one of the judges who was supposed to attend couldn’t make it. […]
This is a recipe for a really wonderful fruit cake, that was left to me by my old Grandmother. She used to bake her famous fruit cake regularly, and we have all missed it since she passed away 5 years ago. Well, the other week I found her fruit cake […]
My new neighborhood supermarket has been refurbished, and they have really gone all hi-tech. Now in the produce department, there is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. To add to the customer experience, just before the water mister goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder […]
A woman in our weight loss club was lamenting that she had actually gained weight since joining the club. During her weekly report, she said that she had made her family’s favorite cake over the weekend, and they had eaten half of it at dinner. The woman continued… The next […]
