A prominent politician was pleased to hear that a bakery in a local town that he was visiting had named a sandwich after him. So, pleased as punch, he made time in his schedule to go to this bakery and order this special sandwich for his lunch. He was however […]
The Best Collection Of Food Jokes
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Food glorious food. This is a great collection of funny Food Jokes for you to enjoy. We all love food don’t we, but we also love to tell jokes about food and why not!
Whether it’s Fast Food like Pizza, Hamburgers or Hot Dogs, a Backyard Barbeque, your favorite Italian, Chinese or Indian dishes, Buffet dining at Family Restaurants or Fine Dining in style, we have a joke here that fits.
We hope you enjoy our collection of funny Food Jokes and if so, please share the pages on Social Media or via Email to help more people to laugh.
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My Mother has been a little overweight for years but always found it really hard to diet. One day I found her in the kitchen, in the middle of an “on again” phase of her “on again, off again” diet plan. Now my Mother loves anything sweet and this day […]
Have you ever had that sick to the stomach feeling when you are eating and find a hair in your food? A few weeks ago I had a friend come over and we ordered a pizza to be delivered. We had been chatting away and enjoying the pizza, when we […]
So the other day I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant and ordered a coffee. When I placed my order, I asked if they could put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee faster. Besides, we all know the […]
A doctor was giving a lecture to a large audience in Dublin, about the bad choices that we make in deciding what food we eat and how this affects our health. “We eat so unhealthily these days”, the doctor said. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to […]
This is for everyone out there who are kitchen challenged and don’t have a clue about cooking or food preparation. It’s called Cooking For Dummies! Some people make fine chefs and can conjure up the most amazing meals, but others really struggle in the kitchen. I’m somewhere in the middle, […]
A grocer put up a sign outside his store that read “Eggplants. 25 cents each or three for a dollar”. All day long, customers came in exclaiming, “That is ridiculous! I should get four eggplants for a dollar!” Meekly the grocer gave in and packaged four eggplants for them. The […]
A newlywed couple were having one of their first upsets after the wife prepared what turned out to be a rather disastrous meal. Her husband was trying to console his new wife, who lay sprawled on the couch, totally frustrated with herself, embarrassed and sobbing uncontrollably. No matter what her […]
So there was this Irishman applied for a job as a labourer on a construction site in Liverpool. The foreman looked him over and asked him, “Can you brew tea?” The Irishman replied, “To be sure, yes I can brew tea”. “Good, good”, the foreman said. “Can you drive a […]
Patrick applied for a job as the head chef at a very fancy restaurant. “Come to the kitchen and show us what you can do”, the manager said to him. “Give me an egg”, said Patrick, “any size, any colour”. The manager reached over and gave Patrick an egg. As […]
Murphy worked as a waiter at a restaurant and sometimes there were desserts left over at the end of the evening, which the staff were allowed to take home. One evening when there were some desserts left over, Murphy brought home two pieces of cheesecake, one for his wife and […]
Do you remember when eating out was a relaxing experience? Someone else cooked for you, someone else served you and cleaned up after you. All you had to do was chew your food, swallow it, pay the bill and then drive home. Sadly, this is no longer the case though. […]