Jokes in category:  Food

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Amazing Steak

A man had told all of his friends about the amazing steak that he had eaten at a downtown restaurant the day before. This steak was huge! It was cooked perfectly, it was the most tender and juicy steak that he had ever eaten. So, a group of them decided […]

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Anything You Want

A man walked into a restaurant and saw a sign that read, “Order anything you want. We will give you $300 if we are unable to serve you any entrée that you order.” So, the man went into the restaurant, sat down, and told the waitress he wanted elephant liver […]

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Hi-Tech Supermarket

My new neighborhood supermarket has been refurbished, and they have really gone all hi-tech. Now in the produce department, there is an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. To add to the customer experience, just before the water mister goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder […]

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The Weight Loss Club

A woman in our weight loss club was lamenting that she had actually gained weight since joining the club. During her weekly report, she said that she had made her family’s favorite cake over the weekend, and they had eaten half of it at dinner. The woman continued… The next […]