A doctor was giving a lecture to a large audience in Dublin, about the bad choices that we make in deciding what food we eat and how this affects our health. “We eat so unhealthily these days”, the doctor said. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to […]
The Best Collection Of Food Jokes
This is for everyone out there who are kitchen challenged and don’t have a clue about cooking or food preparation. It’s called Cooking For Dummies! Some people make fine chefs and can conjure up the most amazing meals, but others really struggle in the kitchen. I’m somewhere in the middle, […]
A grocer put up a sign outside his store that read “Eggplants. 25 cents each or three for a dollar”. All day long, customers came in exclaiming, “That is ridiculous! I should get four eggplants for a dollar!” Meekly the grocer gave in and packaged four eggplants for them. The […]
A newlywed couple are having one of their first upsets after the wife prepared what turned out to be a rather disastrous meal. Her husband was trying to console his new wife, who lay sprawled on the couch, sobbing uncontrollably. No matter what her husband said, she just kept on […]
Patrick applied for a job as the head chef at a very fancy restaurant. “Come to the kitchen and show us what you can do”, the manager said to him. “Give me an egg”, said Patrick, “any size, any colour”. The manager reached over and gave Patrick an egg. As […]
Murphy worked as a waiter at a restaurant and sometimes there were desserts left over at the end of the evening, which the staff were allowed to take home. One evening when there were some desserts left over, Murphy brought home two pieces of cheesecake, one for his wife and […]
Do you remember when eating out was a relaxing experience? Someone else cooked for you, someone else served you and cleaned up after you. All you had to do was chew your food, swallow it, pay the bill and then drive home. Sadly, this is no longer the case though. […]
Recipe For Chocolate Moose This is a relatively simple recipe for Chocolate Moose which should provide enough chocolate moose to cater for a decent sized garden party. While this is a relatively simple recipe as far as the number of ingredients and the preparation, some people have suggested that if […]
A couple decide to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They study the menu and order the “Chicken Surprise” which sounds like a rather interesting dish. About 20 minutes later, the waiter brings their meal, which has been served in a cast iron pot with a lid. Just […]
Have you tried lots of diets without success? Have you heard of the Miracle Cat Diet? It could be the one for you! Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, well now there is […]