Jokes in category:  Food Jokes

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Food glorious food. Here is a great collection of funny food jokes for you to enjoy. We love food don’t we, but we also love to tell jokes about food and why not!

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Mustard

As ham sandwiches go, this was perfection. A thick slice of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. With the corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried the sandwich to the table in our back yard, picked it up […]

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Sandwiches

Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, took some sandwiches out of their pockets and proceded to eat them. “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here”, complained the barman. So, the two Irishmen passed their sandwiches across the table to each other. The […]

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Amazing Steak

A man had told all of his friends about the amazing steak that he had eaten at a downtown restaurant the day before. This steak was huge! It was cooked perfectly, it was the most tender and juicy steak that he had ever eaten. So, a group of them decided […]