A couple decide to go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant. They study the menu and order the “Chicken Surprise”. About 20 minutes later, the waiter brings their meal, which has been served in a cast iron pot with a lid. Just as the wife reaches for the pot […]
Jokes in category: Food Jokes
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Have you tried lots of diets without success? Have you heard of the Miracle Cat Diet? It could be the one for you! Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, well now there is […]
I had lunch at a place called the International Diner the other day. I sat down at a table, the waitress came over and the conversation went something like this… Waitress: “Are you very Hungary?” Me: “Yes, Siam.” Waitress: “What would you like me to Serbia?” Me: “I’ll have a […]
I was waiting tables at an exclusive country club, when an elegantly dressed woman spilled her bowl of Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began dabbing at it furiously with her napkin. Having had plenty of experience with getting out food stains, I asked her, “May […]
The little boys mother shouted at him, “Tommy! There were two cookies in the pantry this morning but now there’s only one! Do you have an explanation?” Tommy replied, “It must have been too dark and I didn’t see the other one”.
Susan was down with the flu earlier in the month and had sent her husband out shopping for groceries at her local natural foods store. Susan had given him a carefully prepared shopping list, which contained the items she required to maintain the strict diet the doctor had put her […]
I recently joined a well known weight loss organisation with some friends. Nobody likes to be fat, least of all me, and we had all agreed that over the holidays we had put on a few too many pounds, and doing something to try and lose weight was a good […]
While he was eating in an expensive restaurant, a patron overhead the gentleman at the next table ask the waitress to pack the leftovers from their meal for their dog. It was then that the gentleman’s young son exclaimed loudly, “Whoopee! We’re gonna get us a dog!”
A man walks up to a cashier in a New Mexico grocery store and asks rudely, “Hey, how much for these jalapeño peppers?” He pronounces it “joe-la-pen-oh” not “ha-la-peen-yo“. The cashier says, “Sir, that’s not what those peppers are called”. The man replies, “Listen, buddy, this is America, and I […]
Lemon Breast Chicken Recipe I saw this recipe for a lemon breast chicken that looked really good. I thought I would share it with others who I know like to cook. Ingredients: 1 whole chicken (weight is dependant on how many servings are required) 1 large lemon, cut into halves […]
