An car insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when the brakes failed while they were driving down a really steep hill. “Tom, I can’t stop!” his wife screamed […]
Funny Finance Jokes
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If you like Finance Jokes and funny stories about finance and money, we have a great collection of really funny Finance Jokes here and hope you find some here to your liking.
Our finance jokes category covers banking, credit cards, debit cards, bank loans, mortgages, and of course the economy and stock market.
Some people are filthy rich, some are dirt poor. We are closer to being the latter unfortunately, but we enjoy any jokes about money and finance and hope some of these will make you laugh.
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Jenny’s mother decided that her daughter should get something practical for her 10th birthday, rather than just more toys. “How would you like it if we opened a savings account […]
An attractive young woman walked into an accountant’s office and said to him “I need help to file my taxes”. The accountant said to her, “Well madam, before we begin, […]
During a bank robbery, the robbers tied the bank cashier up and then gagged him after learning the combination to the safe. They then herded the other employees into a […]
A father had three sons who he sent away to university to ensure that all three of them had a good education. Before they left home he said to all […]
This is a list of financial definitions which someone sent me many moons ago and which I thought extremely appropriate for today’s political and financial climate in the USA. If […]
Malcolm was walking to work one morning when he bumped into his friend Jeffrey, who looked as if he was really down in the dumps. Malcolm asked him why he […]
It is the middle of August and it’s holiday season in the South of France and there are lots of tourists visiting the region from all over the world. However, […]
Outside a small, Irish independent bank in County Kerry in southwest Ireland, a crowd of people was gathering, all of them being customers of the bank who were anxious about […]
The first year university student came running in tears to her father, crying “Dad, you really gave me some terrible financial advice!” “I did what?” her father said, somewhat shocked […]
A banker once told his client that his one million dollar investment would turn into a ton of money! So the the client excitedly asked the banker, “How much is […]
Whatever they do, have you ever wondered how accountants do it? Accountants do it by the book. Accountants do it within budget. Accountants do it to the bottom line. Accountants […]