Two accountants are waiting in the queue in a bank, when suddenly a gang of armed robbers burst in and order everyone onto the floor. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to […]
Jokes in category: Finance
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If you like jokes and funny stories about finance and money, we have a good collection here and I hope you find some here to your liking.
Our finance jokes category covers banking, credit cards, debit cards, bank loans, mortgages, and of course the economy and stock market.
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Be sure to cancel your credit cards before you die! This is absolutely priceless. It was apparently reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle in England. It’s so easy to see this happening, with customer service in many companies being what it is today! All the agents work from scripts, so […]
I went to the currency exchange bureau as I had a bunch of Canadian dollars that I needed to exchange. There was just a short line at the window, in fact just one person in front of me. I thought to myself “this won’t take long”, but just then the […]
With world trade suffering it’s ups and downs over the last year, Asia has suffered financially and there has been a dip in the Japanese economy. With this uncertainty that has hit Japan, the national banks have been struggling like never before. In the last seven days alone: Origami bank […]
Have you ever wondered what happens if you get a new credit card and as so many of us do, you forget to sign the back of it? A few days ago I went to the grocery store for my weekly shop, and after all the items I had bought […]
Here is today’s Stock Market report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights […]
This is a joke regarding the misuse of funds. While it’s only a joke, I think many of us are aware of real life situations where similar things to this have taken place all over the world. In some cases, there have been even worse misuse of funds. Enjoy… Some […]
