Jokes in category:  Finance

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Our finance jokes cover everything from banking, to credit cards, bank loans, mortgages, and of course the economy and stock market.


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Today’s Stock Market Report

Here is today’s Stock Market report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights […]