A banker tells his client that a one million dollar investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks the banker, “How much is a ton of money?” The banker responds, “About two thousand dollars!”
Jokes in category: Finance
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If you like jokes and funny stories about finance and money, we have a good collection here and I hope you find some here to your liking.
Our finance jokes category covers banking, credit cards, debit cards, bank loans, mortgages, and of course the economy and stock market.
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Whatever they do, have you ever wondered how accountants do it? Accountants do it by the book. Accountants do it within budget. Accountants do it to the bottom line. Accountants do it with double entries. Accountants do it between spreadsheets. Accountants are Certified to do it in Public. Accountants do […]
A man was filling out a life insurance application, but he was struggling with one of the sections. The insurance salesman asked him what the problem was. The man replied that he couldn’t answer the question about his father’s cause of death. When the salesman asked him why, the man […]
An insurance company manager was talking to one of his customers. He said, “Thank you, Mr. Jones, for your business. I can honsetly say that I wish I had twenty customers like you.” The customer, Mr. Jones, was rather astonished to hear this. He said to the manager, “Wow, well […]
Two accountants are waiting in the queue in a bank, when suddenly a gang of armed robbers burst in and order everyone onto the floor. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to […]
Be sure to cancel your credit cards before you die! This is absolutely priceless. It was apparently reported in the Newcastle Evening Chronicle in England. It’s so easy to see this happening, with customer service in many companies being what it is today! All the agents work from scripts, so […]
I went to the currency exchange bureau as I had a bunch of Canadian dollars that I needed to exchange. There was just a short line at the window, in fact just one person in front of me. I thought to myself “this won’t take long”, but just then the […]
With world trade suffering it’s ups and downs over the last year, Asia has suffered financially and there has been a dip in the Japanese economy. With this uncertainty that has hit Japan, the national banks have been struggling like never before. In the last seven days alone: Origami bank […]
Have you ever wondered what happens if you get a new credit card and as so many of us do, you forget to sign the back of it? A few days ago I went to the grocery store for my weekly shop, and after all the items I had bought […]
Here is today’s Stock Market report: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights […]
