Jokes in category:  Finance

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Our finance jokes category covers banking, credit cards, debit cards, bank loans, mortgages, and of course the economy and stock market.


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Financial Definitions

This is a list of financial definitions which someone sent me many moons ago and which I thought extremely appropriate for today’s political and financial climate in the USA. If you combine the corruption of the Trump administration with the fallout from the Coronavirus, this is what you end up […]

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Down In The Dumps

Malcolm was walking to work one morning when he bumped into his friend Jeffrey, who looked as if he was really down in the dumps. Malcolm asked him why he looked so down in the dumps, dejected and sad and Jeffrey replied, “Oh Malcolm, the business is in financial trouble. […]

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The South Of France

It is the middle of August and it’s holiday season in the South of France. However, in a small town on the coast, it is raining, so there is not too much business happening. With tourism being so quiet, even though it’s the peak holiday season, everyone is heavily in […]

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Irish Independent Bank

Outside a small, independent bank in Kerry in Ireland, a crowd was gathering, all of them customers of the bank who were anxious about their finances. It was the time of the great depression and the world’s economies were in a state of shambles, with the value of their investments […]

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How Accountants Do It

Whatever they do, have you ever wondered how accountants do it? Accountants do it by the book. Accountants do it within budget. Accountants do it to the bottom line. Accountants do it with double entries. Accountants do it between spreadsheets. Accountants are Certified to do it in Public. Accountants do […]

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The Insurance Company Manager

An insurance company manager was talking to one of his customers. He said, “Thank you, Mr. Jones, for your business. I can honsetly say that I wish I had twenty customers like you.” The customer, Mr. Jones, was rather astonished to hear this. He said to the manager, “Wow, well […]