Jokes in category:  Farming Jokes

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Welcome to our funny Farming Jokes category. Here you can find all kinds of jokes about farming, from farmers and farmers wives, life on the farm and not forgetting of course the jokes about farm animals: horses, cows, pigs, sheep and chickens. We hope you enjoy them.

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Coincidences

A chicken farmer went to the local watering hole and pulled up a stool and ordered champagne. A woman was sitting on the stool next to him. She turned to him and said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.” “What a coincidence”, said the farmer. He […]

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The Farmhand

How Did It Happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg. “Well, doc, 25 years ago…”, the farmhand starts to explain. “Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning”, the doctor says, cutting hom short. But the farmhand continues […]