Welcome to our funny Farming Jokes category. Here you can find all kinds of jokes about farming and find some great ideas for farming jokes for speeches and more.
This joke about a young farmer would make a great farming joke for speeches. I can almost hear the roars of laughter in the room. The young farmer made an appointment with the local doctor, regarding sexual problems he was having with his young wife. “Now listen, John”, the doctor […]
The Best Collection Of Farming Jokes
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Welcome to our funny Farming Jokes category. Here you can find all kinds of jokes about farming and find some great ideas for farming jokes for speeches and more.
We have jokes about farmers and farmers wives, life on the farm and not forgetting of course the jokes about farm animals: horses, cows, pigs, sheep and chickens. We hope you enjoy them and of course please do share our jokes pages if you find them funny.
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A Midwest dairy farmer was conducting a tour of his farm to a touring group of folks from the city, most of whom had never seen a farm before. While he was describing to them all about life on the farm, he explained about the weather. “One of the benefits […]
A Texas farmer was selling peaches that he had grown on his farm, door to door. He knocked on one door and a shapely 40 something gorgeous woman opened it, dressed in a very sheer negligee. He raised his basket up to show her the peaches and asked her, “Would […]
Life from the seat of a tractor. These quotes are an old farmer’s words of wisdom. Whether you take these literally or metaphorically, these are things that we could all do well to live by. They sure made a lot of sense years ago and still make a lot of […]
The farmer’s wife went to see the doctor to ask him about her husband’s chronic biliousness. The doctor advised her to give him liquid paraffin. The farmer’s wife went and purchased paraffin oil by mistake and gave some to her husband. The next day he was very ill, so she […]
Farmer Brown once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that farmer Brown’s free range chickens were being run over by truck drivers. The traffic got so bad, in fact, that his chickens […]
A farmer had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows, so he decided it would be a good idea if he could come up with a way to help make the lives of his cows happier. He decided to subscribe to a website that had Animal Jokes, thinking […]
Bubba and his pregnant wife live on a farm way out in the country. There is no running water, no electricity, etc. It’s a very basic country lifestyle. One night, it’s time for Bubba’s wife to begin delivering their baby, so Bubba heads off into the small nearby town and […]
A female reporter from a local television station was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease for use in a documentary program. The camerman gave the “Ok” signal and the reporter began her interview with, “Good evening, sir. I am here to try and get some […]
A man was motoring down a country lane when he rounded a bend, his car came off the road and ended up in a ditch. Fortunately, a local farmer saw what happened and came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. The farmer hitched Buddy up to the […]
A Salt Lake pheasant hunter took his son hunting in Idaho to do a little pheasant shooting, but all of the good locations had signs posted that read “No Trespassing”. Being a good law abiding pheasant hunter (as surely all Utah pheasant hunters are), the man left his son by […]
A raging fire swept across the plains one day and burned down the farmers barn. While he was out surveying the burned out wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, which was the amount of insurance on the barn. “We don’t […]