Fire swept across the plains one day and burned down the farmers barn. While he was out surveying the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, which was the amount of insurance on the barn. “We don’t actually give you the […]
Jokes in category: Farming Jokes
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A city slicker decides that he has had enough of living in the city. He decides that he wants to become a farmer, so he moves to the country where he buys a farm. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me a hundred baby chickens”. […]
A chicken farmer went to the local watering hole and pulled up a stool and ordered champagne. A woman was sitting on the stool next to him. She turned to him and said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.” “What a coincidence”, said the farmer. He […]
A powerful tornado hit a Kansas farmhouse just before dawn one morning. In something like a scene from The Wizard Of Oz, it tore off the roof, and picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept were sleeping, lifting them high up into the sky. By […]
When you next open a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes, just smile and think of this… A little old lady from North Carolina had worked in and around her family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk. A farmer’s life is rarely easy, and she […]
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer. “Ah,” replied the salesman, “but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.” “Humph!” retorted the farmer. […]
How Did It Happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg. “Well, doc, 25 years ago…”, the farmhand starts to explain. “Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning”, the doctor says, cutting hom short. But the farmhand continues […]
Willis the farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. “Hey, Willis,” he called out, “forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I’ll help you turn the wagon upright again.” “That’s […]
