Jerry was really frustrated, having got his car stuck in a muddy hole while driving down a country lane. Luckily for him, a farmer was passing in his tractor and for $25 he towed Jerry’s car out of the mud so he could continue on his journey. Afterwards, Jerry said […]
The Best Collection Of Farming Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of funny farming jokes. Here you can find all kinds of jokes about farming and find some great ideas for farming jokes for speeches and more.
We have jokes about farmers and farmers wives, life on the farm and not forgetting of course the jokes about farm animals: horses, cows, pigs, sheep and chickens. We hope you enjoy them and of course please do share our jokes pages if you find them funny.
If you find one of our farming jokes helps to provide you with good material to use in a speech, that’s brilliant! We would love to know that we have been of help, please leave us a comment.
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This joke about a young farmer would make a great farming joke for speeches. I can almost hear the roars of laughter in the room. The young farmer made an appointment with the local doctor, regarding sexual problems he was having with his young wife. “Now listen, John”, the doctor […]
A Midwest dairy farmer was conducting a tour of his farm to a group of folks from the city, who were on a tour of the Midwest and like a lot of city folk, most of them had never seen a farm before. While he was describing to them all […]
A Texas farmer was going door to door in the neighborhood, selling peaches that he had grown on his farm. He knocked on one door and a shapely 40 something gorgeous woman opened it, dressed in a very sheer negligee. He raised his basket up to show her the peaches […]
Life from the seat of a tractor. These quotes are an old farmer’s words of wisdom. Whether you take these literally or metaphorically, these are things that we could all do well to live by. They sure made a lot of sense years ago and still make a lot of […]
The farmer’s wife went to see the doctor to ask him about her husband’s chronic biliousness. The doctor advised her to give him liquid paraffin. The farmer’s wife went and purchased paraffin oil by mistake and gave some to her husband. The next day he was very ill, so she […]
Farmer Brown once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that farmer Brown’s free range chickens were being run over by truck drivers. The traffic got so bad, in fact, that his chickens […]
A farmer had heard that the best milk comes from contented cows, so he decided it would be a good idea if he could come up with a way to help make the lives of his cows happier. He decided to subscribe to a website that had Animal Jokes, thinking […]
Bubba and his pregnant wife lived on a farm which was way out in the country. There was no running water, no electricity, etc. It was a very basic country lifestyle. One night, it was time for Bubba’s wife to begin delivering their baby, so Bubba headed off into the […]
A female reporter from a local television station was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease for use in a documentary program. The camerman gave the “Ok” signal and the reporter began her interview with, “Good evening, sir. I am here to try and get some […]
A man was motoring down a country lane when he rounded a bend, his car came off the road and ended up in a ditch. Fortunately, a local farmer saw what happened and came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. The farmer hitched Buddy up to the […]
A Salt Lake pheasant hunter took his son hunting in Idaho to do a little pheasant shooting, but all of the good locations had signs posted that read “No Trespassing”. Being a good law abiding pheasant hunter (as surely all Utah pheasant hunters are), the man left his son by […]