Jokes in category:  Farming Jokes

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Welcome to our funny farming jokes category. Here you can find all kinds of jokes about farming, from farmers and farmers wives, life on the farm and not forgetting of course the jokes about farm animals: horses, cows, pigs, sheep and chickens. We hope you enjoy them.

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Fire swept across the plains one day and burned down the farmers barn. While he was out surveying the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, which was the amount of insurance on the barn. “We don’t actually give you the […]

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A chicken farmer went to the local watering hole and pulled up a stool and ordered champagne. A woman was sitting on the stool next to him. She turned to him and said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.” “What a coincidence”, said the farmer. He […]

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The Farmhand

How Did It Happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg. “Well, doc, 25 years ago…”, the farmhand starts to explain. “Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning”, the doctor says, cutting hom short. But the farmhand continues […]

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The Farm Boy

Willis the farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. “Hey, Willis,” he called out, “forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I’ll help you turn the wagon upright again.” “That’s […]