A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on a cow,” said the farmer. “Ah,” replied the salesman, “but think how silly you’d look riding around on a cow.” “Humph!” retorted the farmer. […]
Jokes in category: Farming Jokes
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How Did It Happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man’s broken leg. “Well, doc, 25 years ago…”, the farmhand starts to explain. “Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning”, the doctor says, cutting hom short. But the farmhand continues […]
Willis the farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate. “Hey, Willis,” he called out, “forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I’ll help you turn the wagon upright again.” “That’s […]
