Jokes in category:  Farming Jokes

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Welcome to our funny farming jokes category. Here you can find all kinds of jokes about farming, from farmers and farmers wives, life on the farm and not forgetting of course the jokes about farm animals: horses, cows, pigs, sheep and chickens. We hope you enjoy them.

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Bubba’s Farm

Bubba and his pregnant wife live on a farm way out in the country. There is no running water, no electricity, etc. It’s a very basic country lifestyle. One night, it’s time for Bubba’s wife to begin delivering their baby, so Bubba heads off into the small nearby town and […]

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Mad Cow Disease

A female reporter from a local television station was interviewing a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease. The camerman gave the “Ok” signal, and the reporter began her interview with, “Good evening, sir. I am here to try and get some insights as to the possible source […]

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Hunting In Idaho

A Salt Lake pheasant hunter took his son hunting in Idaho to do a little pheasant shooting, but all of the good locations had signs posted that read “No Trespassing”. Being a good law abiding pheasant hunter (as surely all Utah pheasant hunters are), the man left his son by […]

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Fire swept across the plains one day and burned down the farmers barn. While he was out surveying the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, which was the amount of insurance on the barn. “We don’t actually give you the […]

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A chicken farmer went to the local watering hole and pulled up a stool and ordered champagne. A woman was sitting on the stool next to him. She turned to him and said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.” “What a coincidence”, said the farmer. He […]