A school teacher decides that she was going to give her class a lesson about vegetables. She turned and asked her class, “What vegetable makes your eyes water?” Little Johnny, […]
Funny Education Jokes
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This is the best collection of Education Jokes, with more than 50 funny stories about educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
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A project at the university of Dublin has concluded after much careful research, that the famous artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives, in fact it seems he had a […]
One day in geography class at the local primary school, Mrs O’Casey, the Geography teacher stood in front of a map of the world that was hanging on the wall […]
This is an extract from a Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency exam. Name: ________________ Gang: ________________ Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he missed 6 […]
His mother had barely finished her lunch when her son Little Johnny burst through the front door of the house with a huge smile on his face, having come home […]
It’s the first week of the college year, and a new batch of law students are attending their first lecture. The professor asked a student if he knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was.
In school one day, the teacher decided that for science class she would teach her young pupils about raw materials. She spend most of the lesson explaining to her class […]
SPRING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETEDby 15th May NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS,CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED […]
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a […]
Don’t you just love teaching younger children. Here are some terrific examples of when a class of pupils can turn into a teacher’s nightmares. TEACHER: Why are you late?WEBSTER: Because […]
His class teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers from one to ten well. “Yes! Of course Miss! My pop taught me. I can count to even more […]
A young boy walks into a barbers shop, and the barber, on seeing him come in, whispers to the customer whose hair he is cutting, “This has to be the […]