Funny Education Jokes

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Answers To High School Exam Questions

The following questions and answers were collated from last year’s student high school exam questions. I can only assume that some students must think that if you don’t know an […]

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Teaching First Grade

You might thing that teaching first grade is easy, but I assure you it’s not as easy as it might sound. A first grade teacher had a small number of […]

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Sixth Grade Science Class

Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson put a question to his class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its usual size when […]

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Actual Answers To Sixth Grade History Tests

Below are some actual answers to various sixth grade history tests, or so we are led to believe by whoever compiled this hilariously funny list. It’s amazing how children (and […]

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Teaching Mathematics Over The Years

Have you noticed how teaching mathematics over the years has really changed? Maths is a lot different now to how it was taught in school when we were young. If […]

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Squandered Money

A young boy went off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he realized he had foolishly squandered the money his parents gave him. He wondered for a […]

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The School Answering Machine

This is the message that the staff of a Secondary School in England apparently voted unanimously to record on the school answering machine attached to their telephone system. This is […]

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Plaster Cast

During the summer holidays, a school teacher cracked several ribs in an accident and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under […]

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Automobile Essay

For an English lesson one day, a school girl was required to write an essay of two hundred and fifty words about an automobile. She submitted the following: “My uncle […]

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English Class

It was the first day of school after summer vacation, the students had all arrived in their high school English class and were chatting away, busily making new friends. Then, […]

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The Class Roll Call

The teacher of a third grade class always took the class roll call each morning and just to make it more interesting, he had the students all answer by reciting […]

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College Students In New York

William and Howard were two college students in New York City. One day, they were riding the subway on their way to college, when a beggar approached them and asked […]