Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question on the exam paper was, “Name seven advantages of breast milk over formula milk“. The question […]
Funny Education Jokes
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This is the best collection of Education Jokes, with more than 50 funny stories about educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
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The university basketball coach stormed into the president’s office one day and demanded a pay raise right then and there. “Oh Please”, protested the university president, “you already earn more […]
William was really excited about his first day at elementary school. The problem was though that he was so excited, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized […]
Mrs Brown, the first year school teacher, advises her class that each school day will start with the “Pledge of Allegiance” and tells the class to all put their right […]
A group of former kindergarten students were struggling to become accustomed to first grade at school. The biggest hurdle they faced, was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. […]
When I’m in class, sometimes I have this dream that I’m on a tropical island, on a beautiful beach with a dozen or more scantily clad females beside me. I’m […]
A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. Trying to encourage him, his teacher said, “You will know you are really beginning to get the hang of […]
Who doesn’t love a fishing story, especially when it’s a good fishing story. A fourth grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic, and decided to tell them […]
The weekend assignment for the class had been for the students to sell something, then to give a talk on productive salesmanship. As the children walked back into their classroom […]
The poor farmer and his wife had worked really hard all their lives. They had scrimped and saved for years so that they could give their son a good education […]
A first grader was sitting in class as the teacher was reading the students the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where […]
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was disinterested in the lessons and kept messing around. The teacher asked him, “Harry what is your […]