When I was at high school, my class went on a school trip and the boy I had the hots for at the time sat in the same row as […]
Funny Education Jokes
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This is the best collection of Education Jokes, with more than 50 funny stories about educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
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Don’t you just love the way that children think. This teacher had a surprise when she asked a pupil a question about how old his parents were and didn’t get […]
The university athletics scout for one of the leading universities in the USA went to the office of the athletic director and announced, “Sir, have I got an athlete for […]
The university student was on a weekend trip back home in the middle of his freshman year. He turned and said to his mother, “Mom, I have decided that I […]
Little Johnny was really struggling to learn arithmetic, which had his parents concerned about his education and they had tried everything to help him. They got him a maths tutor. […]
It was the first day of college and the Dean was addressing the university students, laying down some rules that they were required to follow. “The female dormitory is out […]
“It’s no good sir”, Murphy said to his English teacher. “I am trying to learn what you are teaching us sir, but everything you say goes in both ears and […]
The primary school teacher was busy getting her class ready for the annual school concert. It had already been arranged that at the concert, some children were going to sing […]
An attractive female student comes to the young professor’s office. She glances down the hallway, makes sure that nobody has seen her, then goes inside and closes his door. She […]
It was the first day of the school year and the teacher asked her class, “What’s your father’s occupation?” Having asked a few of the other pupils, it was now […]
My 12-year-old daughter asked me, “Dad, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project”. I gave her one without thinking to ask what […]
During Social Studies class at school, the teacher was talking about peoples last names. She told the class about how in the old days, a person’s last name used to […]