Little Johnny was sitting at his desk in kindergarten, making funny faces at anyone who would watch and disrupting the class. The teacher came by, saw what he was doing […]
Funny Education Jokes
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This is the best collection of Education Jokes, with more than 50 funny stories about educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
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One day, a little boy came home from Sunday School with his parents. He seemed really sad and depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school […]
The bank robber walked up to the counter in the bank, pulled out a gun, pointed it at the teller and said, “Give me all the money or you are […]
Little Johnny’s class went on a school outing to the police station. While they were at the police station, a police officer showed the class around the control centre, the […]
Teaching an idiot basic maths is not as easy as it might sound. If you have ever tried to teach someone maths and struggled to get the concept across, you […]
It was just a week after the new school year started and as usual the O’Connor brothers were already in trouble. While the other students had already been studying hard, […]
A young Law student, who had just failed his Law exam, went up to the crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student […]
This is a really funny tale about a “Tandem Story” from a college English class. Do you remember the best selling book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus“, […]
Did your school teacher use an “Add To The Picture” activity? It was Friday morning and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called “Add To […]
A Mother asks her son while he is doing his school homework, “Billy, how is your history paper coming along?” Billy answered, “My history paper is coming along fine. My […]
“Take a pencil and paper”, the teacher said to her class. “Now everyone, write an essay with the title “If I Were a Millionaire”. Everyone in the class began to […]
I got into trouble at school today. Our class teacher asked me what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken”. She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t […]