Little Johnny was sitting at his desk in kindergarten, making funny faces at anyone who would watch and disrupting the class. The teacher came by, saw what he was doing and said calmly, “Johnny, you had better stop pulling funny faces like that, your face might stick that way”. Johnny […]
The Best Collection Of Education Jokes
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This is the best collection of Education Jokes, with more than 50 funny stories about educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
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One day, a little boy came home from Sunday School with his parents. He seemed really sad and depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk about. He nodded, so his mother sat him down and asked him what […]
The bank robber walked up to the counter in the bank, pulled out a gun, pointed it at the teller and said, “Give me all the money or you are geography!” The puzzled teller replied, “Excuse me sir, did you mean to say or you are history?” The robber said […]
Little Johnny’s class went on a school outing to the police station. While they were at the police station, a police officer showed the class around the control centre, the interview rooms, the cells and as they walked through the reception area there was a notice board on the wall […]
Teaching an idiot basic maths is not as easy as it might sound. If you have ever tried to teach someone maths and struggled to get the concept across, you will definitely relate to this I am sure. This is a clip from an episode of the classic BBC series […]
It was just a week after the new school year started and as usual the O’Connor brothers were already in trouble. While the other students had already been studying hard, the O’Connor brothers had already turned up late for class twice and hadn’t done their homework. So, when they turned […]
A young Law student, who had just failed his Law exam, went up to the crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student asked him, “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?” The professor replied, “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I […]
This is a really funny tale about a “Tandem Story” from a college English class. Do you remember the best selling book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus“, which shows just how different men and women are? The story below is a prime example of just how differently […]
Did your school teacher use an “Add To The Picture” activity? It was Friday morning and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called “Add To The Picture”. The way it worked was like this. The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at a […]
A Mother asks her son while he is doing his school homework, “Billy, how is your history paper coming along?” Billy answered, “My history paper is coming along fine. My history teacher suggested that I use the Internet for research and it’s been very helpful”. His Mother replied, “Really? That’s […]
“Take a pencil and paper”, the teacher said to her class. “Now everyone, write an essay with the title “If I Were a Millionaire”. Everyone in the class began to write their essay, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair and folded his arms. “What’s the […]
I got into trouble at school today. Our class teacher asked me what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken”. She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed out loud. My parents told me to always tell the […]