Mrs Brown, the first year school teacher, advises her class that each school day will start with the “Pledge of Allegiance” and tells the class to all put their right hand over their heart and repeat after her. As Mrs Brown starts the recitation, she looks around the room and […]
Jokes in category: Education
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A group of former kindergarten students were struggling to become accustomed to first grade at school. The biggest hurdle they faced, was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. She would always remind them that they needed to use “big people words”. The teacher asked Susan what she had […]
When I’m in class, sometimes I have this dream that I’m on a tropical island, on a beautiful beach with a dozen or more scantily clad females beside me. I’m sitting under a huge palm tree, with some soft gentle music being played on some traditional wood instruments of that […]
A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class. Trying to encourage him, his teacher said, “You will know you are really beginning to get the hang of it when you start to dream in French”. The boy ran into class all excited one day, saying, “Teacher, teacher! […]
A fourth grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic, and decided to tell them a story about a man who loved fishing. “Here is the situation”, the teacher said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river and he is fishing. […]
The weekend assignment for the class had been to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. As the children walked back into their classroom on Monday morning, they were all very excited and ready to report on their experiences. Little Mary was the first one to stand up. […]
“Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying, “I’m […]
A first grader was sitting in class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home. She said to the class, “And so the pig went […]
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was disinterested in the lessons and kept messing around. The teacher asked him, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade miss. My sister is in the third grade and I’m […]
The following questions and answers were collated from last year’s high school student exams. I can only assume that some students must think that if you don’t know an answer, you might get some marks by making the poor examiners smile. Some of these were really original and hilarious. I […]
