An engineering student was cycling across campus at his university when he saw a fellow engineering student who was riding this really fancy bicycle. They stopped to talk and the […]
Funny Education Jokes
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This is the best collection of Education Jokes, with more than 50 funny stories about educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
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A second grade teacher was asking her class about when they grow up and what kind of wife they would like to have. First the teacher asked little Billy what […]
The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked them this thought provoking question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of […]
A bank manager was arrested last week for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s university education. The police officer who was leading the bank manager away in handcuffs leaned […]
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” the primary school teacher said sternly to little Johnny while holding out her hand. “My dog Benji ate it Miss”, Little Johnny replied, with his head […]
Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went […]
A school teacher was given a speeding ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge if he could give priority to […]
The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started […]
An elementary school teacher had a class of 26 third grade students. One day, she presented each of the children in her class the first half of a well known […]
One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was […]
A teacher was telling her class about whales and said that even though a whale is a very large mammal, it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a […]
The principal of an exclusive girls finishing school, where they teach young ladies to behave “properly” and not like “commoners“, was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today […]