The teacher of a third grade class always took the role call each morning, and he had the pupils all answer by reciting a short poem. The first pupil sat in the front row was a teachers pet. He stood up and said, “My name is Dan, and when I […]
Jokes in category: Education
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William and Howard are two college students in New York City. One day, they are riding the subway on their way to college, when a beggar approaches them and asks for spare change. William adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Howard, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls […]
A school teacher decides that she is going to give her class a lesson about vegetables. She turns and asks her class, “What vegetable makes your eyes water?” Little Johnny replies, “A turnip, miss.” “No Johnny,” says the teacher, “I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren’t you? It’s […]
A project at the university of Dublin has concluded after much careful research, that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Some of the more well known of these include: His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother […]
One day in geography class at the local primary school, Mrs O’Casey, the Geography teacher stood in front of a map of the world that was hanging on the wall of the classroom and faced the class. Mrs O’Casey: “Brendan, please can you tell me where in the world America […]
This is an extract from a Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency exam. Name: ________________ Gang: ________________ Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he missed 6 out of 10 shots, and shoots 11 times at each drive-by, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he […]
It’s the first week of the college year, and a new batch of law students are attending their first lecture. The professor asked a student if he knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was.
Incorrect punctuation can make a world of difference to the meaning of some sentences. Take a look at these signs below to see what I mean…
How to get to Heaven from Scotland. A lovely story about teaching in a Scottish school…
Joke: A teacher decides to teach her class about raw materials.