“Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying, “I’m […]
Jokes in category: Education
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A first grader was sitting in class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home. She said to the class, “And so the pig went […]
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was disinterested in the lessons and kept messing around. The teacher asked him, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade miss. My sister is in the third grade and I’m […]
The following questions and answers were collated from last year’s high school student exams. I can only assume that some students must think that if you don’t know an answer, you might get some marks by making the poor examiners smile. Some of these were really original and hilarious. I […]
You might thing that teaching first grade is easy, but I assure you it’s not as easy as it might sound. A first grade teacher had a small number of children gathered around a table for a reading group. Having read the story, she gave the children a work sheet […]
Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson put a question to his class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way. “Mary, can you tell […]
Below are some actual answers to various sixth grade history tests. It’s amazing how children (and adults too at times) misinterpret things and describe them back to us. I first read this many moons ago. It’s still funny though. Hope you think so too. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by […]
Have you noticed how teaching mathematics has changed over the years? Maths is a lot different now to how it was taught in school when we were young. If you have children bring home maths homework I’m sure you will have noticed the differences. Teaching Maths In 1970 […]
A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered the money his parents gave him. “Hmmmm,” he wonders, “How am I going to get more money to help me to get through the rest of the semester?” Suddenly, a lighbulb goes […]
This is the message that the staff of a Secondary School in England apparently voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine. This is the actual answering machine message for the school. The whole thing came about because they implemented a new policy, which required students and parents […]
