Jokes in category:  Education

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This is a collection of funny stories About educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.

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The Young Professor

An attractive female student comes to the young professor’s office. She glances down the hallway, makes sure that nobody has seen her, then goes inside and closes his door. She kneels in front of the young professor and pleads with him. “I would do anything to pass this exam”, she […]

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School Project

My 12-year-old daughter asked me, “Dad, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project”. I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was. A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent teacher meeting, when I noticed […]

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Peoples Last Names

During Social Studies class at school, the teacher was talking about peoples last names. She told the class about how in the old days, a person’s last name used to be their occupation. The teacher gave examples like Baker, which meant the person was a baker for a living. People […]

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Advantages Of Breast Milk

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question on the exam paper was, “Name seven advantages of breast milk over formula milk“. The question was worth 70 points if answered in full, otherwise none at all. So obviously it was really important to provide […]

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The University Basketball Coach

The university basketball coach stormed into the president’s office one day and demanded a raise right then and there. “Oh Please”, protested the college president, “you already make more than the entire History Department put together”. “That may be so”, the basketball coach replied, “but you don’t know what I […]

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The Pledge Of Allegiance

Mrs Brown, the first year school teacher, advises her class that each school day will start with the “Pledge of Allegiance” and tells the class to all put their right hand over their heart and repeat after her. As Mrs Brown starts the recitation, she looks around the room and […]

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First Grade

A group of former kindergarten students were struggling to become accustomed to first grade at school. The biggest hurdle they faced, was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. She would always remind them that they needed to use “big people words”. The teacher asked Susan what she had […]

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Sometimes I Have This Dream

When I’m in class, sometimes I have this dream that I’m on a tropical island, on a beautiful beach with a dozen or more scantily clad females beside me. I’m sitting under a huge palm tree, with some soft gentle music being played on some traditional wood instruments of that […]