“It’s no good sir”, Murphy said to his English teacher. “I am trying to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other”. “Goes in both ears and out the other?” the puzzled teacher asked. “But you only have two ears”. “You see, sir”, Murphy replied, […]
Jokes in category: Education
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The primary school teacher was busy getting her class ready for the annual school concert. It had already been arranged that at the concert, some children were going to sing songs, others were going to recite poetry, while some were going to play musical instruments. Little Tommy had just moved […]
An attractive female student comes to the young professor’s office. She glances down the hallway, makes sure that nobody has seen her, then goes inside and closes his door. She kneels in front of the young professor and pleads with him. “I would do anything to pass this exam”, she […]
It was the first day of the school year and the teacher asked her class, “What’s your father’s occupation?” Having asked a few of the other pupils, it was now Little Johnny’s turn to answer. “My father’s a magician, Miss”, Little Johnny said. “How interesting”, the teacher replied, “What’s his […]
My 12-year-old daughter asked me, “Dad, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project”. I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was. A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent teacher meeting, when I noticed […]
During Social Studies class at school, the teacher was talking about peoples last names. She told the class about how in the old days, a person’s last name used to be their occupation. The teacher gave examples like Baker, which meant the person was a baker for a living. People […]
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question on the exam paper was, “Name seven advantages of breast milk over formula milk“. The question was worth 70 points if answered in full, otherwise none at all. So obviously it was really important to provide […]
The university basketball coach stormed into the president’s office one day and demanded a raise right then and there. “Oh Please”, protested the college president, “you already make more than the entire History Department put together”. “That may be so”, the basketball coach replied, “but you don’t know what I […]
William was really excited about his first day at elementary school. The problem was though that he was so excited, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, William raised his hand politely to ask the teacher if […]
Mrs Brown, the first year school teacher, advises her class that each school day will start with the “Pledge of Allegiance” and tells the class to all put their right hand over their heart and repeat after her. As Mrs Brown starts the recitation, she looks around the room and […]
