Jokes in category:  Education

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Funny Stories About Educating Children

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A Fishing Story

A fourth grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic, and decided to tell them a story about a man who loved fishing. “Here is the situation”, the teacher said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river and he is fishing. […]

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Productive Salesmanship

The weekend assignment for the class had been to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. As the children walked back into their classroom on Monday morning, they were all very excited and ready to report on their experiences. Little Mary was the first one to stand up. […]

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On A Date

“Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?” Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.” The teacher responded by saying, “I’m […]