“Take a pencil and paper”, the teacher said to her class. “Now everyone, write an essay with the title “If I Were a Millionaire”. Everyone in the class began to write their essay, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair and folded his arms. “What’s the […]
Jokes in category: Education Jokes
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I got into trouble at school today. Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken”. She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed out loud. My parents told me to always tell the truth, so […]
When I was at high school, my class went on a school trip and the boy I had the hots for at the time sat in the same row as me on the bus. During the whole journey he wouldn’t stop staring at me, he kept looking at my chest. […]
Don’t you just love the way that children think. This teacher had a surprise when she asked a pupil a question about how old his parents were and didn’t get the answer that she expected. A teacher asked her pupil, “Thomas, if both of your parents were born in 1980, […]
An athletics scout for one of the leading universities went to the office of the athletic director and announced, “Sir, have I got an athlete for you! This guy can play every sport and excels at every position. He is absolutely the finest athlete I have ever seen play”. The […]
Little Johnny was really struggling to learn arithmetic, which had his parents concerned and they had tried everything to help him. They got him a maths tutor. They bought flash cards. They even enrolled him in a special learning center. They had pretty much tried everything that they could think […]
It was the first day of college and the Dean was addressing the students, laying down some rules. “The female dormitory is out of bounds for all male students and likewise the male dormitory is out of bounds to the female students”. There was a brief hush among the students, […]
“It’s no good sir”, Murphy said to his English teacher. “I am trying to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other”. “Goes in both ears and out the other?” the puzzled teacher asked. “But you only have two ears”. “You see, sir”, Murphy replied, […]
The primary school teacher was busy getting her class ready for the annual school concert. It had already been arranged that at the concert, some children were going to sing songs, others were going to recite poetry, while some were going to play musical instruments. Little Tommy had just moved […]
An attractive female student comes to the young professor’s office. She glances down the hallway, makes sure that nobody has seen her, then goes inside and closes his door. She kneels in front of the young professor and pleads with him. “I would do anything to pass this exam”, she […]
