This is the best collection of Education Jokes, with more than 50 funny stories about educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
It’s just a week after the new school year started and as usual the O’Connor brothers were already in trouble. While the other students had already been studying hard, the O’Connor brothers had already turned up late for class twice and hadn’t done their homework. So, when they turned up […]
The Best Collection Of Education Jokes
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This is the best collection of Education Jokes, with more than 50 funny stories about educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
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A young Law student, who had failed his Law exam, went up to his crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student asked him, “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?” The professor replied, “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t […]
This is a really funny tale about a “Tandem Story” from a college English class. Do you remember the best selling book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus“, which shows just how different men and women are? The story below is a prime example of just how differently […]
Did your school teacher use an “Add To The Picture” activity? It was Friday morning and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called “Add To The Picture”. The way it worked was like this. The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at a […]
A Mother asks her son while he is doing his school homework, “Billy, how is your history paper coming along?” Billy answered, “My history paper is coming along fine. My history teacher suggested that I use the Internet for research and it’s been very helpful”. His Mother replied, “Really? That’s […]
“Take a pencil and paper”, the teacher said to her class. “Now everyone, write an essay with the title “If I Were a Millionaire”. Everyone in the class began to write their essay, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair and folded his arms. “What’s the […]
I got into trouble at school today. Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, “Fried Chicken”. She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed out loud. My parents told me to always tell the truth, so […]
When I was at high school, my class went on a school trip and the boy I had the hots for at the time sat in the same row as me on the bus. During the whole journey he wouldn’t stop staring at me, he kept looking at my chest. […]
Don’t you just love the way that children think. This teacher had a surprise when she asked a pupil a question about how old his parents were and didn’t get the answer that she expected. A teacher asked her pupil, “Thomas, if both of your parents were born in 1980, […]
An athletics scout for one of the leading universities went to the office of the athletic director and announced, “Sir, have I got an athlete for you! This guy can play every sport and excels at every position. He is absolutely the finest athlete I have ever seen play”. The […]
