This is the best collection of Education Jokes, with more than 50 funny stories about educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was filled with apples. One of the nuns had written a note that read “Take Only One – God Is Watching” […]
The Best Collection Of Education Jokes
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This is the best collection of Education Jokes, with more than 50 funny stories about educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
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A teacher was telling her class about whales and said that even though a whale is a very large mammal, it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human, because the throat of a whale is very small. A young girl in the class put her hand up […]
The principal of an exclusive girls finishing school, where they teach young ladies to behave “properly” and not like “commoners“, was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation”, the principal said, “ask yourselves just one question: Is […]
Little Johnny was sitting at his desk in kindergarten, making funny faces at anyone who would watch and disrupting the class. The teacher came by, saw what he was doing and said calmly, “Johnny, you had better stop pulling funny faces like that, your face might stick that way”. Johnny […]
One day, a little boy came home from Sunday School with his parents. He seemed really sad and depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk about. He nodded, so his mother sat him down and asked him what […]
The bank robber walked up to the counter, pulled out a gun, pointed it at the teller and said, “Give me all the money or you are geography!” The puzzled teller replied, “Excuse me, did you mean to say or you are history?” The robber said in an embarrassed voice, […]
Little Johnny’s class went on a school outing to the police station. While they were at the police station, a police officer showed the class around the control centre, the interview rooms, the cells and as they walked through the reception area there was a notice board on the wall […]
Teaching an idiot basic maths. If you have ever tried to teach someone maths and struggled to get the concept across, you will definitely relate to this I am sure. This is a clip from an episode of the classic BBC series Blackadder, starring Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) as Edmund […]
It was just a week after the new school year started and as usual the O’Connor brothers were already in trouble. While the other students had already been studying hard, the O’Connor brothers had already turned up late for class twice and hadn’t done their homework. So, when they turned […]
A young Law student, who had failed his Law exam, went up to the crusty old professor, who was renowned for having a razor sharp legal mind. The student asked him, “Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?” The professor replied, “Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn’t […]