A project at the university of Dublin has concluded after much careful research, that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Some of the more well known of these include: His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh The brother […]
Jokes in category: Education
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One day in geography class at the local primary school, Mrs O’Casey, the Geography teacher stood in front of a map of the world that was hanging on the wall of the classroom and faced the class. Mrs O’Casey: “Brendan, please can you tell me where in the world America […]
This is an extract from a Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency exam. Name: ________________ Gang: ________________ Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he missed 6 out of 10 shots, and shoots 11 times at each drive-by, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he […]
It’s the first week of the college year, and a new batch of law students are attending their first lecture. The professor asked a student if he knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was.
Incorrect punctuation can make a world of difference to the meaning of some sentences. Take a look at these signs below to see what I mean…
How to get to Heaven from Scotland. A lovely story about teaching in a Scottish school…
Joke: A teacher decides to teach her class about raw materials.
SPRING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday,May 15,2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat […]
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was […]
TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER: John, how do you spell […]