It’s the first week of the college year, and a new batch of law students are attending their first lecture. The professor asked a student if he knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was.
Jokes in category: Education
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Incorrect punctuation can make a world of difference to the meaning of some sentences. Take a look at these signs below to see what I mean…
How to get to Heaven from Scotland. A lovely story about teaching in a Scottish school…
Joke: A teacher decides to teach her class about raw materials.
SPRING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday,May 15,2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat […]
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was […]
TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER: John, how do you spell […]
A teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his one to ten well. “Yes! Of course! My pop taught me… even more than ten” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four,” answers the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. Now… […]
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber, seeing him come in, whispers to his customer; “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls […]
These are allegedly actual metaphors and analogies taken from high school prose… quite beautiful: Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a […]