Funny Education Jokes

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Cycling Across Campus

An engineering student was cycling across campus at his university when he saw a fellow engineering student who was riding this really fancy bicycle. They stopped to talk and the […]

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What Kind Of Wife Would You Like

A second grade teacher was asking her class about when they grow up and what kind of wife they would like to have. First the teacher asked little Billy what […]

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The Sunday School Teacher

The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked them this thought provoking question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of […]

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His Daughter’s University Education

A bank manager was arrested last week for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s university education. The police officer who was leading the bank manager away in handcuffs leaned […]

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Where’s Your Homework?

“Johnny, where’s your homework?” the primary school teacher said sternly to little Johnny while holding out her hand. “My dog Benji ate it Miss”, Little Johnny replied, with his head […]

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Bad Grades In School

Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went […]

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School Teacher

A school teacher was given a speeding ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge if he could give priority to […]

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If I Were A Millionaire

The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started […]

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Elementary School Teacher

An elementary school teacher had a class of 26 third grade students. One day, she presented each of the children in her class the first half of a well known […]

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School Cafeteria

One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was […]

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Whales

A teacher was telling her class about whales and said that even though a whale is a very large mammal, it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a […]

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Finishing School

The principal of an exclusive girls finishing school, where they teach young ladies to behave “properly” and not like “commoners“, was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today […]