An engineering student was cycling across campus at his university when he saw a fellow engineering student who was riding this really fancy bicycle. They stopped to talk and the first student couldn’t help but admire his fellow student’s bicycle. He asked his fellow student, “Where did you get such […]
The Best Collection Of Education Jokes
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This is the best collection of Education Jokes, with more than 50 funny stories about educating children, school jokes, playground jokes and teacher jokes. We hope you enjoy them.
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A second grade teacher was asking her class about when they grow up and what kind of wife they would like to have. First the teacher asked little Billy what kind of wife he would like then he was grown up. Little Billy replied, “Please Miss, I would like a […]
The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked them this thought provoking question, “When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?” Little Amy raised her hand in the air and said, “Please Miss, I think it’s your […]
A bank manager was arrested last week for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s university education. The police officer who was leading the bank manager away in handcuffs leaned over and said quietly to him, “I have just one question for you. I also have a daughter who is […]
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” the primary school teacher said sternly to little Johnny while holding out her hand. “My dog Benji ate it Miss”, Little Johnny replied, with his head hung down in shame. “Johnny”, the teacher replied, “I have been a teacher for twenty years. Do you really expect […]
Little Johnny was a poor student and he had lately been getting bad grades in school. In fact, he was pretty much bottom of his class. One day, he went up to his teacher, tapped him on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my father […]
A school teacher was given a speeding ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge if he could give priority to her case as she was due to be back in class. The judge looked at her very sternly sternly and […]
The teacher said to her elementary school class, “Take a pencil and paper and write an essay with the title, “If I Were a Millionaire”. All the other students started writing with a frenzy, except for Little Johnny, who just leaned back in his chair with arms folded. “What’s the […]
An elementary school teacher had a class of 26 third grade students. One day, she presented each of the children in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe that these answers […]
One lunchtime, the children were all lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school. At the head of the food counter was a large wicker basket that was filled with apples. One of the nuns had written a note that read “Take Only One – God Is Watching” […]
A teacher was telling her class about whales and said that even though a whale is a very large mammal, it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human, because the throat of a whale is very small. A young girl in the class put her hand up […]
The principal of an exclusive girls finishing school, where they teach young ladies to behave “properly” and not like “commoners“, was lecturing her students on sexual morality. “We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation”, the principal said, “ask yourselves just one question: Is […]