Two drunks were staggering home along the road, when one drunk looked up and said to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the full moon”. The other drunk […]
Funny Drinking Jokes
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If you love Drinking Jokes, you have come to the right place as we have a great collection of funny Drinking Jokes here for you.
If there ever was a topic where you can find jokes galore, it would have to be drink, drinking and people getting drunk.
I hope you enjoy this collection of drinking jokes, and don’t forget to look at our collection of Irish Jokes as well, because (surprise) a number of those involve drinking would you believe.
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Two merchants from a small town in the Midwest, were attending a conference in New York City, it was the first time for either of them that they had seen […]
I can clearly remember my first drink with my son. Do you remember the first drink you had with your son? I was reading an article last night about fathers […]
A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar. A stranger walks by and asks the drunk if he is okay. The drunk replies by asking […]
Seamus ended up staggering home very late one evening, after yet another one of his all too frequent alcohol binges at the local pub with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He […]
A guy was talking with his co-worker about where they should go for a beer after work. The friend suggested a place just to the north of their office, because […]
Liam walked into a bar and said to the bartender, “Give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy here”. The bartender replied, “Do you want […]
A man was stopped by the police around 2am after they saw him staggering down the road while they were on patrol. The officer asked the man where he was […]
A man staggers home late one night having been out drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife angrily snaps at him, “What’s […]
Mack and Andy were having a beer at their neighborhood bar, a local tavern that over the years had become their regular watering hole. They ordered a couple of beers […]
An American tourist who was visiting Canada decided to celebrate the 4th of July by getting stone drunk. He became obnoxious and disorderly, was arrested and was later hauled into […]
A woman was at the supermarket checkout, having completed the shopping at her local Walmart supermarket, where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, quart of […]