Jokes in category:  Drinking

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I hope you enjoy this collection of drinking jokes, and don’t forget to look at our collection of Irish Jokes as well, because (surprise) a number of those involve drinking as well.

 

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Alcohol Warning

Alcohol Warning: Due to increasing products liability, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol: Leaves you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. May make you think you are whispering when […]

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Coincidences

Three men were drinking in a bar and their discussion turned to the topic of  coincidences. The first man said to the others, “An amazing coincidence happened to us. My wife was reading A Tale Of Two Cities, and she gave birth to twins”. “That’s funny”, the second man remarked, […]

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The Alcoholic Rancher

An alcoholic rancher was at a meeting held to decide whether liquor sales should be illegal in the town. The rancher was against it, prohibition, I mean. Being an alcoholic, he just couldn’t stay away from the booze, and prohibition would have made life very difficult for him. “I tell […]

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Large Ugly Woman

I was in a sleazy bar on the wrong side of town last night, standing at the bar waiting for a beer, when this large ugly woman came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, I really dig old guys, how about giving me […]

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I Bet You

Two men are drinking in a bar, when one turns to the other and says, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.” The second man thinks to himself, That’s impossible, I guess he’s had a skin full, so he replies, “Ok, that’s a bet”, and he lays […]