Jokes in category:  Drinking

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I hope you enjoy this collection of drinking jokes, and don’t forget to look at our collection of Irish Jokes as well, because (surprise) a number of those involve drinking would you believe.

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Skin Tight Leather Pants

I was sitting at the bar and couldn’t help but notice this young woman who was wearing skin tight leather pants. When I say “skin tight“, they looked as if they were practically painted on her. Puzzled as to how she managed to get them on, I walked over to […]

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Full Moon

Two drunks are staggering home along the road, when one drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the full moon”. The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “You’re wrong, that’s not the moon, that’s the sun”, the drunk says. They began to argue […]

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The Drunk

A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar. A stranger walks by and asks the drunk if he is okay. The drunk replies by asking him, “Do you know who I am?” The stranger says “No. Who are you?” The drunk proudly says, “I’m Jesus […]

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Staggering Home

Seamus ended up staggering home very late one evening, after yet another one of his all too frequent alcohol binges at the local pub with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He carefully took off his shoes in the hallway to avoid waking his wife, Mary. He tiptoed as quietly as he […]

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Happy Hour

A guy was talking with his co-worker about where they should go for a beer after work. The friend suggested a place just to the north of their office, because they were running a “Happy Hour” deal: two for one beers from 5pm to midnight. Our hero agreed that two […]