Two women friends were walking home after a girl’s night out, when one turned to the other and said “Mary Jane, I’ve got to pee!”. Her friend Mary Jane said that she had to go as well, and as they were just passing the cemetery they both thought that this […]
Jokes in category: Drinking
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A redneck is driving down a back road in Georgia when he sees a sign in front of a restaurant that reads: “HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL – Lobster Tail and Beer “. “Lord almighty” he says to himself… “my three favorite things!!”
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar, and he was getting drunk. Actually, drunk is not really an adequate way to describe his condition. He was rat-assed and practically legless, and it was obvious that he was drinking for a reason. A man came into the bar, and he […]
Patrick and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport in Atlanta. One day, the airport was surrounded by thick fog, not a single aircraft was able to take off or land, and the fog was so bad that aircraft couldn’t be […]
Just after I got married, I was invited for a night out with the boys. As much as my new wife pleased with me to stay in with her, to snuggle up on the couch and watch television, the thought of a raucous night drinking with my best buddies was […]
This is a joke that only beer drinkers would understand… In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held. The presidents of many of the world’s greatest breweries were on hand, and many of them decided to go out for dinner together on the first evening. The waiter asked […]
An Irishman was in his local the other night when he overheard three really big women who were seated at the bar, drinking and talking loudly. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so he approached and asked them, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?” One of them screeched angrily […]
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket […]
The minister was preaching on the evils of drink. He first said that he would like to gather up all the wine and dump it in the river.