Jokes in category:  Drinking

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Long_Voyage_HomeIf there ever was a topic where you can find jokes galore, it would have to be drink, drinking and people getting drunk.

I hope you enjoy this collection of drinking jokes, and don’t forget to look at our collection of Irish Jokes as well, because (surprise) a number of those involve drinking as well.

 

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I Bet You

Two men are drinking in a bar, when one turns to the other and says, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.” The second man thinks to himself, That’s impossible, I guess he’s had a skin full, so he replies, “Ok, that’s a bet”, and he lays […]

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Thirsty Man

A really thirsty man goes into a bar. He sits down, and waits for the bartender to serve him. The man next to him calls for the bartender saying, “I’ll have another waterloo.” The bartender gives him a tall ice cold drink, then asks the newcomer what he would like […]