Have you ever been on a blind date? They can either go well or go badly. Here’s a short story about a blind date that didn’t go well. After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with her. They just weren’t hitting it off […]
The Best Collection Of Dating Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of dating jokes and jokes about men and women and relationships.
Dating is a precarious thing at best, I think most of us realise that through experience. The people we meet, our future partners, well it’s often through chance, fate, a turn of the cards.
Who knows if that person we met is going to make a good husband of wife, or is someone that we might meet by chance and never see again.
Well, that’s plenty of scope for some amazing stories, but for us here it’s plenty of opportunity for some really funny dating jokes.
We hope you enjoy this collection and if you do, please share the jokes.
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A naive blonde girl went out on a date with her boyfriend one evening. They went to see a movie, then they went to a bar and had a burger. Afterwards, he drove her to a local viewpoint, where he parked the car and started to kiss her. As things […]
A man was out looking for a date and picked up a young woman in a bar. They got talking, hit it off and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room with hm. They walked arm in arm to his hotel, which was […]
When it comes to the greatest pick up lines and put downs, be honest guys, how many times have you plucked up the courage to go over and chat to a pretty girl, spoken your pick up line and got immediately shot down in flames? I know it’s happened to […]
One evening a couple were at home watching television and the man was eating peanuts by the handful. He would toss the peanuts up in the air, one at a time, then catch them in his mouth. Having just thrown one peanut, his wife asked him a question and as […]
Calling at her parents house to pick up their daughter for a date can be nerve wracking and potentially embarrassing. Here is a list of the top 10 things NOT to say to a father when picking up his daughter for a date. “Now.. show me how you used to […]
John had fancied Marie, the pretty Sunday School teacher for a while, so during the Sunday service, while they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie, would you like to go to dinner with me next Friday?” “Why Yes, John, that would be nice”, Marie […]
The class teacher was preparing her class of teenagers on how to behave if they were out on a date. “Michael, if you were in a nice restaurant on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady”, the teacher said, “how would you tell her in a nice way […]
Bob was taking Sue out on their first date together and he wanted to make sure all went really well. So, when he picked her up at her house, he was most gentlemanly and chivalrous, even opening and closing the car door for her. At dinner,Bob and Sue enjoyed each […]
Here’s a question for you men, do you know how to impress a woman? The same question for you also ladies, do you know how to impress a man? If you want a first date to go well, or to give a relationship that special spark, it’s really important to […]
Have you ever thought about what the real meaning might be behind the content of those personal ads in the papers, especially those where the advertiser uses some common “abbreviations” to describe themself? Most people have at least once in their lives, read through the singles classified ads in the […]
You know how a beautiful girl or a beautiful woman is always a reason for men getting into trouble. Here’s a good story for you about a man and a beautiful girl. One night Jeff walked into a pub and he saw his friend Paul who was slumped over the […]