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Funny Dating Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of dating jokes and jokes about men and women and relationships.
Dating is a precarious thing at best, I think most of us realise that through experience. The people we meet, our future partners, well it’s often through chance, fate, a turn of the cards.
Who knows if that person we met is going to make a good husband of wife, or is someone that we might meet by chance and never see again.
Well, that’s plenty of scope for some amazing stories, but for us here it’s plenty of opportunity for some really funny dating jokes.
We hope you enjoy this collection and if you do, please share the jokes.
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