Welcome to our collection of dating jokes and jokes about men and women and relationships.
A young woman came home from a date looking really sad. When her mother asked her daughter what was wrong she said, “Charlie asked me to marry him a few minutes ago”. “That’s wonderful sweetheart”, her mother said, “But you have been out on a lovely date, Charlie proposed to […]
The Best Collection Of Dating Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of dating jokes and jokes about men and women and relationships.
Dating is a precarious thing at best, I think most of us realise that through experience. The people we meet, our future partners, well it’s often through chance, fate, a turn of the cards.
Who knows if that person we met is going to make a good husband of wife, or is someone that we might meet by chance and never see again.
Well, that’s plenty of scope for some amazing stories, but for us here it’s plenty of opportunity for some really funny dating jokes.
We hope you enjoy this collection and if you do, please share the jokes.
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Do you want to know something? Old people need love too. So, an 85 year old widow went out on a blind date with a 90 year old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, her daughter thought that her Mother she seemed rather upset. “What […]
After she had waited more than an hour and a half for her date, the young woman decided she had been stood up by her boyfriend. In a bad mood, she kicked off her high heeled shoes, changed from her cocktail dress into her comfy pajamas, put on her slippers […]
These dating ads for seniors were apparently found in a Florida newspaper in an area with a lot of retirement communities. I mean, where else would you expect to have dating ads for seniors! Florida and South Florida in particular must have practically 50% of it’s population over retirement age, […]
Have you ever been on a blind date? They can either go well or go badly. Here’s a short story about a blind date that didn’t go well. After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to […]
A man was out looking for a date and picked up a young woman in a bar. They got talking, hit it off and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room with hm. They walked arm in arm to his hotel, which was […]
When it comes to the greatest pick up lines and put downs, be honest guys, how many times have you plucked up the courage to go over and chat to a pretty girl, spoken your pick up line and got immediately shot down in flames? I know it’s happened to […]
One evening a couple were at home watching television and the man was eating peanuts by the handful. He would toss the peanuts up in the air, one at a time, then catch them in his mouth. Having just thrown one peanut, his wife asked him a question and as […]
Calling at her parents house to pick up their daughter for a date can be nerve wracking and potentially embarrassing. Here is a list of the top 10 things NOT to say to a father when picking up his daughter for a date. “Now.. show me how you used to […]
Bob was taking Sue out on their first date together and he wanted to make sure all went really well. So, when he picked her up at her house, he was most gentlemanly and chivalrous, even opening and closing the car door for her. At dinner,Bob and Sue enjoyed each […]