The high school prom was just weeks away and Tommy was really looking forward to taking Samantha, one of the hottest seniors at the school, to the prom. He had been wanting to ask her out on a date for ages and the high school prom was the perfect opportunity […]
The Best Collection Of Dating Jokes
So there was this virgin who lived with her grandmother and was going out on her first date with a young man. Her grandmother, knowing that her granddaughter was rather naive when it came to the ways of the world and boys in particular, wanted her to be safe and […]
So an Italian man was out drinking in various bars, hoping to get lucky picking up a girl to spend the night with. While at his favourite bar, he managed to hit on a rather gorgeous blonde woman. A few drinks later, by which time she was rather tipsy and […]
This is a joke about a hand job and yes it’s a little bit rude, so if that’s not for you, just skip it and move along. We thought it was pretty funny and most of our readers like a dirty joke, so hopefully we aren’t offending anyone and we […]
A gorgeous young woman was sitting at a table in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date to arrive. She wanted to make sure that her make-up was perfect, but as she bent down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farted quite […]
A young woman came home from a date looking really sad. When her mother asked her daughter what was wrong she said, “Charlie asked me to marry him a few minutes ago”. “That’s wonderful sweetheart”, her mother said, “But you have been out on a lovely date, Charlie proposed to […]
Do you want to know something? Old people need love too. So, an 85 year old widow went out on a blind date with a 90 year old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, her daughter thought that her Mother she seemed rather upset. “What […]
After she had waited more than an hour and a half for her date, the young woman decided she had been stood up by her boyfriend. In a bad mood, she kicked off her high heeled shoes, changed from her cocktail dress into her comfy pajamas, put on her slippers […]
These dating ads for seniors were apparently found in a Florida newspaper in an area with a lot of retirement communities. I mean, where else would you expect to have dating ads for seniors! Florida and South Florida in particular must have practically 50% of it’s population over retirement age, […]
Have you ever been on a blind date? They can either go well or go badly. Here’s a short story about a blind date that didn’t go well. After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with her. They just weren’t hitting it off […]
A naive blonde girl went out on a date with her boyfriend one evening. They went to see a movie, then they went to a bar and had a burger. Afterwards, he drove her to a local viewpoint, where he parked the car and started to kiss her. As things […]
A man was out looking for a date and picked up a young woman in a bar. They got talking, hit it off and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room with hm. They walked arm in arm to his hotel, which was […]