I guess enough of us men can identify with the following story, especially if we have ever struggled on the dating scene and been too shy to talk to a […]
Funny Dating Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of dating jokes and jokes about men and women and relationships.
Dating is a precarious thing at best, I think most of us realise that through experience. The people we meet, our future partners, well it’s often through chance, fate, a turn of the cards.
Who knows if that person we met is going to make a good husband of wife, or is someone that we might meet by chance and never see again.
Well, that’s plenty of scope for some amazing stories, but for us here it’s plenty of opportunity for some really funny dating jokes.
We hope you enjoy this collection and if you do, please share the jokes.
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Next time you take a girl home for the first time, think carefully about how you unlock the door to your place. I know it sounds kind of weird, but […]
The high school prom was just weeks away and Tommy was really looking forward to taking Samantha, one of the hottest seniors at the school, to the prom. He had […]
So there was this virgin who lived with her grandmother and was going out on her first date with a young man. Her grandmother, knowing that her granddaughter was rather […]
So an Italian man was out drinking in various bars, hoping to get lucky picking up a girl to spend the night with. While at his favourite bar, he managed […]
This is a joke about a hand job and yes it’s a little bit rude, so if that’s not for you, just skip it and move along. We thought it […]
A gorgeous young woman was sitting at a table in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date to arrive. She wanted to make sure that her make-up was […]
A young woman came home from a date looking really sad. When her mother asked her daughter what was wrong she said, “Charlie asked me to marry him a few […]
Do you want to know something? Old people need love too. So, an 85 year old widow went out on a blind date with a 90 year old man. When […]
Being stood up by your date is embarrassing and frustrating, so after she had waited more than an hour and a half for her date to come and pick her […]
These dating ads for seniors were apparently found in a Florida newspaper in an area with a lot of retirement communities. I mean, where else would you expect to have […]