I guess enough of us men can identify with the following story, especially if we have ever struggled on the dating scene and been too shy to talk to a girl, especially a stunning one when we were single and drunk. Going to a bar or club when you are […]
The Best Collection Of Dating Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of dating jokes and jokes about men and women and relationships.
Dating is a precarious thing at best, I think most of us realise that through experience. The people we meet, our future partners, well it’s often through chance, fate, a turn of the cards.
Who knows if that person we met is going to make a good husband of wife, or is someone that we might meet by chance and never see again.
Well, that’s plenty of scope for some amazing stories, but for us here it’s plenty of opportunity for some really funny dating jokes.
We hope you enjoy this collection and if you do, please share the jokes.
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What is a Bachelor? A Bachelor, or Batchelor as it’s commonly spelled in the UK, is a single person and often one who wants to remain unmarried, not being tied down to the role of being a husband. If you look at the definitions below and are married yourself or […]
Next time you take a girl home for the first time, think carefully about how you unlock the door to your place. I know it sounds kind of weird, but read on and this will all make sense. It might even change your luck, you never know. So one night, […]
The high school prom was just weeks away and Tommy was really looking forward to taking Samantha, one of the hottest seniors at the school, to the prom. He had been wanting to ask her out on a date for ages and the high school prom was the perfect opportunity […]
So there was this virgin who lived with her grandmother and was going out on her first date with a young man. Her grandmother, knowing that her granddaughter was rather naive when it came to the ways of the world and boys in particular, wanted her to be safe and […]
So an Italian man was out drinking in various bars, hoping to get lucky picking up a girl to spend the night with. While at his favourite bar, he managed to hit on a rather gorgeous blonde woman. A few drinks later, by which time she was rather tipsy and […]
This is a joke about a hand job and yes it’s a little bit rude, so if that’s not for you, just skip it and move along. We thought it was pretty funny and most of our readers like a dirty joke, so hopefully we aren’t offending anyone and we […]
A gorgeous young woman was sitting at a table in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date to arrive. She wanted to make sure that her make-up was perfect, but as she bent down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farted quite […]
A young woman came home from a date looking really sad. When her mother asked her daughter what was wrong she said, “Charlie asked me to marry him a few minutes ago”. “That’s wonderful sweetheart”, her mother said, “But you have been out on a lovely date, Charlie proposed to […]
Do you want to know something? Old people need love too. So, an 85 year old widow went out on a blind date with a 90 year old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, her daughter thought that her Mother she seemed rather upset. “What […]
Being stood up by your date is embarrassing and frustrating, so after she had waited more than an hour and a half for her date to come and pick her up, the young woman decided she had had enough. In a bad mood, having obviously been stood up by her […]
These dating ads for seniors were apparently found in a Florida newspaper in an area with a lot of retirement communities. I mean, where else would you expect to have dating ads for seniors! Florida and South Florida in particular must have practically 50% of it’s population over retirement age, […]