Welcome to our collection of dating jokes and jokes about men and women and relationships.
After she had waited more than an hour and a half for her date, the young woman decided she had been stood up by her boyfriend. In a bad mood, she kicked off her high heeled shoes, changed from her cocktail dress into her comfy pajamas, put on her slippers […]
The Best Collection Of Dating Jokes
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Welcome to our collection of dating jokes and jokes about men and women and relationships.
Dating is a precarious thing at best, I think most of us realise that through experience. The people we meet, our future partners, well it’s often through chance, fate, a turn of the cards.
Who knows if that person we met is going to make a good husband of wife, or is someone that we might meet by chance and never see again.
Well, that’s plenty of scope for some amazing stories, but for us here it’s plenty of opportunity for some really funny dating jokes.
We hope you enjoy this collection and if you do, please share the jokes.
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These dating ads for seniors were apparently found in a Florida newspaper in an area with a lot of retirement communities. I mean, where else would you expect to have dating ads for seniors! Florida and South Florida in particular must have practically 50% of it’s population over retirement age, […]
Have you ever been on a blind date? They can either go well or go badly. Here’s a short story about a blind date that didn’t go well. After being with his blind date all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with her. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to […]
A man was out looking for a date and picked up a young woman in a bar. They got talking, hit it off and after a few drinks he persuaded her to come back to his hotel room with hm. They walked arm in arm to his hotel, which was […]
When it comes to the greatest pick up lines and put downs, be honest guys, how many times have you plucked up the courage to go over and chat to a pretty girl, spoken your pick up line and got immediately shot down in flames? I know it’s happened to […]
One evening a couple were at home watching television and the man was eating peanuts. He would toss them in the air, one at a time, then catch them in his mouth. Having just thrown one peanut, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned his head to […]
Calling at her parents house to pick up their daughter for a date can be nerve wracking and potentially embarrassing. Here is a list of the top 10 things NOT to say to a father when picking up his daughter for a date. “Now.. show me how you used to […]
Bob was taking Sue out on their first date together and he wanted to make sure all went really well. So, when he picked her up at her house, he was most gentlemanly and chivalrous, even opening and closing the car door for her. At dinner,Bob and Sue enjoyed each […]
Here’s a question for you men, do you know how to impress a woman? The same question for you also ladies, do you know how to impress a man? If you want a first date to go well, or to give a relationship that special spark, it’s really important to […]
Have you ever thought about what the real meaning might be behind the content of those personal ads in the papers, especially those where the advertiser uses some common “abbreviations” to describe themself? Most people have at least once in their lives, read through the singles classified ads in the […]