Have you heard about the time Santa Claus had his new calf skin jacket stolen? I’m going to tell you in advance that this is a really terrible joke, a real groaner, but you are going to want to read it anyway aren’t you? Hopefully it’s so bad you will […]
The Best Collection Of Christmas Jokes
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For funny Christmas pictures Christmas cartoons, memes and Christmas jokes, this is the best collection of Christmas jokes with lots of funny Christmas pictures, sourced from around the internet as well as having been sent to us via email over a number of years.
Christmas wouldn’t be the same without some Christmas jokes, funny Christmas stories, and of course funny Christmas pictures and video clips.
If you enjoy looking at funny Santa Claus pictures, funny snowmen pictures, pictures of Santa’s Reindeer and watching funny videos of the Christmas season, then this is the site for you.
There is a little of everything here, which I hope you enjoy, and if you do, please share them with your friends.
Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://pxhere.com/en/photo/1611307
We had so many funny snowmen pictures and snowmen cartoons in our last page, we thought it was time to create a new funny snowmen pictures page for all the new ones we have found. We hope you enjoy this collection and if you want more, don’t forget to visit […]
The office Christmas party can be a joyous affair, I have been to a few like that, but it can also be totally ruined by different minority groups who never seem to be happy, no matter what is decided. Below is the HR correspondence regarding one such party, the plans […]
Over the years I have learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things… A rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights. As for me… a rainy day I can deal with, unless it’s a monsoon. Had a few […]
Little Johnny had a swearing problem, he was always using bad language and his father was getting tired of it. So he decided to ask his psychiatrist what to do about it. The psychiatrist advised as follows, “Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa […]
If you see a fat manWho’s jolly and cute, With a long white beardAnd a red flannel suit, And if he is chucklingAnd laughing away, While flying aroundIn a miniature sleigh With eight tiny reindeerTo pull him along Then let’s face it my friendYour eggnog’s too strong! Ho Ho Ho […]
We received so many funny Christmas pictures this year and as our existing funny Christmas pictures pages were taking a bit too long to load, we thought that like last year, we would make it easier for you to find our new funny Christmas pictures by creating this new page. […]
The church was preparing for the Christmas season and the pastor decided he wanted a Christmas banner made for the church entrance. The pastor had a parishioner call a company that made banners. The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for […]
Here’s a fun poem about making Christmas politically correct. If you are like me you probably agree that all this political correctness is a bit daft, but hope you enjoy the poem. ‘Twas the night before Christmas and Santa was a wreckHow to live in a world that’s politically correct?His […]
We found so many funny naughty Christmas pictures this year, we thought we ought to create a special post and keep them together, just in case we upset anyone with some adult themes, bad language or religious blasphemy. If any of these are likely to offend you, just click on […]
Here’s a nice Christmas poem about the night before Christmas in an old folks home. This was written in jest a while ago, indeed it was emailed to me ten years ago by a friend and yes, I do have emails going back that far, but let’s not go into […]
Saoirse Kelly decided one year to do her Christmas shopping in Dublin. “Be careful”, her friend Maria Ellis said, “those department stores in Dublin charge far more than you would pay down here in Cork. They always double the price. So when you get there only offer them half”. “To […]