Jokes in category:  Children

50 posts

Children can be so funny at times, as well as being cleverly annoying.

There is also nothing quite as funny as children’s laughter and watching them at play.

Enjoy our collection of jokes about children as well as our funny pictures and videos.

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Toilet-llqq-001.jpg

Blocked Toilet

I went to use our toilet the other day, and was surprised to find that it was blocked. When I say “blocked”, I mean nothing was shifting, despite a number of attempts to unblock it using a plunger. No matter what I tried, the toilet just remained totally blocked. Frustrated, […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pxhere.com/en/photo/264873

Electric Train Set

Billy’s mother was working in the kitchen, while listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop, and then her son said, “All of you fools who want to get off, get off now, cause this the last stop! […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Cheyenne_WY_High_School.JPG

Home Early From School

His mother has barely finished her lunch when Johnny bursts through the front door of the house with a huge smile on his face, having come home early from school. Surprised to see him so soon, his mother asked, “Why are you home from school so early?” Johnny says, “They […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/vectors/movie-clapper-board-director-155426/

New Daddy

Two little girls in were sitting in the lunchroom of the Beverly Hills Elementary School in Hollywood, California. “Guess what?” one said. “Mommy’s getting married again and I’ll have a new Daddy.” “Really?” said the other girl. “Who is she marrying?” “Winston James, the famous Director.” The second girl smiled. […]