The Cub Scout troop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den leader repremanded them and asked them why they were so late. Little Johnny replied to the den leader, “we were helping an old man to cross the street”. “Oh I see”, the den leader said. […]
The Best Collection Of Children Jokes
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If you love Children Jokes we hope you enjoy our collection of more than 120 of the best funny Children Jokes as well as our funny pictures and videos of children.
Children can be so funny at times in what they say and do, as well as being cleverly annoying. We love them regardless though.
There is also nothing quite as funny as children’s laughter and watching them at play.
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One rainy afternoon when I had nothing else to do, I decided to put together one of my six year old son’s model kits. I found one of a dinosaur and was looking over the pieces, trying to work out what went where, when he walked into the room and […]
One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race appear?” Her father thought for a minute, then answered, “Well Sally, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made”. Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. […]
Mrs. O’Connor and her little daughter Maria were outside their local church watching a wedding, with the guests coming and going, all dressed in their finery. After the wedding photographs had been taken and everyone had driven off to the reception, Maria turned and asked her mother, “Why did the […]
I guess it’s not uncommon to find two brothers who are always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. This happened with young brothers Billy and Bobby and it got so bad that the people in the neighborhood started complaining to their parents about the boys. Being really fed up with […]
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “Dad, how does this boat float?” The father thought for a moment, then replied, “I don’t rightly know, son”. The […]
Don’t you just love the way that children think, especially when it comes to church, religion, God and all that. These letters to their Pastor were written by young children from all over the USA and are a fascinating insight into the way that children’s minds work and in some […]
After she had put her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into a pair of old slacks and a droopy blouse and went into the bathroom to wash her hair. She could hear the children getting more and more rambunctious instead of going to sleep and her patience was starting […]
A small boy went up to his father and told him proudly, “Daddy, I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled at him and replied, “What do you mean Jimmy, you ‘know‘ what the Bible means?” His son replied, “I do know Daddy!” “Okay”, his father said to him, […]
Ah the things that young children say and the questions that they ask. You can’t help but laugh, but at the same time it makes you so proud to be a parent doesn’t it. Read on for a selection of questions that young children have asked. These are so sweet […]
This story about an Explanation Of God was supposedly written by an 8 year old boy from Chula Vista in California for a third grade homework assignment, the topic being to “Explain God”. It’s amazing what children come up with and this story has some excellent points as well as […]
Why are wedding dresses white? It must have been a very brave man who wrote this joke. If you are going to share it, I guess you are even braver. You are going to share this right, or are you a wimp? One day, a son asked his mother the […]