I know that parents should try and sheild their children from things that ought to be beyond their years, but sometimes it’s better to tell them the truth, rather than make up a phony story. The problem arises when a mother tries to hide the truth from her young daughter, […]
Jokes in category: Children
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One day an old man was sitting on a bench in the park when he saw a young boy smoking a cigarette. “He’s starting young”, the old man thought to himself, and he decided to ask the young boy about his cigarette smoking. He stopped the boy, and asked how […]
A couple with three children were waiting in line at San Francisco’s Pier 41, to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz, the world famous prison on an island. Other people watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation, as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. […]
Little Billy was sitting on a park bench, busily munching candy bars one after another. After he had eaten the sixth candy bar, a man who had been observing him from the bench across from him said, “Son, you know that eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It […]
Little Johnny was walking down the beach, and as he did so, he saw a matronly woman who was sitting under a beach umbrella on the sand. He walked up to her and asked her, “Excuse me, but I wondered, do you go to church every week?” “Yes.” she replied. […]
One day, the teacher was giving the class a history lesson about the first president of the USA, George Washington, and how as a young boy he had chopped down his father’s cherry tree. After the lesson had ended, the teacher said to his class: ” George Washington not only […]
A little boy was attending his first wedding, which was being held in a local church. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. “How did you know that?” […]
One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother who was washing the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out, contrasting with her brunette head. The little girl looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why […]
I went to use our toilet the other day, and was surprised to find that it was blocked. When I say “blocked”, I mean nothing was shifting, despite a number of attempts to unblock it using a plunger. No matter what I tried, the toilet just remained totally blocked. Frustrated, […]
There was a highway service area which was located on a main road that led to the beach. In the summer, the pump attendant was used to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to fill up with fuel after a day out at the beach. […]