One day, the teacher was giving the class a history lesson about the first president of the USA, George Washington, and how as a young boy he had chopped down his father’s cherry tree. After the lesson had ended, the teacher said to his class: ” George Washington not only […]
Jokes in category: Children
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A little boy was attending his first wedding, which was being held in a local church. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. “How did you know that?” […]
One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother who was washing the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out, contrasting with her brunette head. The little girl looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why […]
I went to use our toilet the other day, and was surprised to find that it was blocked. When I say “blocked”, I mean nothing was shifting, despite a number of attempts to unblock it using a plunger. No matter what I tried, the toilet just remained totally blocked. Frustrated, […]
There was a highway service area which was located on a main road that led to the beach. In the summer, the pump attendant was used to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to fill up with fuel after a day out at the beach. […]
Billy’s mother was working in the kitchen, while listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop, and then her son said, “All of you fools who want to get off, get off now, cause this the last stop! […]
My son Thomas who is four is learning to spell at Kindergarten. He loves to practice his spelling with a set of magnetic letters that we have on our refrigerator, and example of his work are proudly displayed for all to see: C-A-T, D-O-G, D-A-D and M-O-M. One morning while […]
His mother has barely finished her lunch when Johnny bursts through the front door of the house with a huge smile on his face, having come home early from school. Surprised to see him so soon, his mother asked, “Why are you home from school so early?” Johnny says, “They […]
A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway, and after searching for what seemed like an eternity with no success, he realized that he had no choice but to go indoors and give his Mother the bad news. “Mom”, he said, “sorry but I lost my […]
Two little girls in were sitting in the lunchroom of the Beverly Hills Elementary School in Hollywood, California. “Guess what?” one said. “Mommy’s getting married again and I’ll have a new Daddy.” “Really?” said the other girl. “Who is she marrying?” “Winston James, the famous Director.” The second girl smiled. […]