Jokes in category:  Children

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Children can be so funny at times, as well as being cleverly annoying. Enjoy our collection of jokes about children as well as our funny pictures and videos.

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Candy Bars

Little Billy was sitting on a park bench, busily munching candy bars one after another. After he had eaten the sixth candy bar, a man who had been observing him from the bench across from him said, “Son, you know that eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It […]

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First Wedding

A little boy was attending his first wedding, which was being held in a local church. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. “How did you know that?” […]

White Hairs

One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother who was washing the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out, contrasting with her brunette head. The little girl looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why […]

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Blocked Toilet

I went to use our toilet the other day, and was surprised to find that it was blocked. When I say “blocked”, I mean nothing was shifting, despite a number of attempts to unblock it using a plunger. No matter what I tried, the toilet just remained totally blocked. Frustrated, […]