A mother was concerned about her young son walking to school for kindergarten in case he was being followed, you know what it’s like these days, you can never be too careful. Naturally, her son didn’t want his mother to walk with him, in case his friends made fun of […]
The Best Collection Of Children Jokes
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If you love Children Jokes we hope you enjoy our collection of more than 120 of the best funny Children Jokes as well as our funny pictures and videos of children.
Children can be so funny at times in what they say and do, as well as being cleverly annoying. We love them regardless though.
There is also nothing quite as funny as children’s laughter and watching them at play.
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Here is some marriage advice from kids that we thought you might enjoy. Young children very often have the best advice don’t they. They seem to know pretty much everything these days and have their whole future pretty much planned out by an early age. Actually, some of the ideas […]
You never know, but this just might be the best short joke of the year! It might be the best short joke of the decade even! So a three year old boy and his Mother were in the bathroom and the small boy was having a bath and examining his […]
The other week we were at the children’s museum, which is full of hands-on arts and craft things. My daughter was playing with some pieces of metal, screws and nuts, sticking them to a magnetized board to make a picture. “What’s that, a face?” I asked, looking at what she […]
A little girl and a little boy were at kindergarten one day. The little girl approached the little boy and said, “Hey Mickey, wanna play house?” He replied, “Sure Jenny! What do you want me to do?” The little girl said, “I want you to communicate your feelings.” “Communicate my […]
Sally Ann had been studying the origins of food in her kindergarten class. One day, she was with her mother and they were walking through the grocery store, discussing where food came from and what ingredients went into various products. Sally Ann said to her mother, “Pork comes from pigs […]
DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES! A new study has revealed that flip phones can cause very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children.. Keep all flip phones out of the reach of children. Please pass this safety warning on to everyone on your email […]
My mother went away for a whole week on a business conference in Chicago. During a break between two conference sessions, she decided to phone home making a collect call (reverse charge). My six year old brother picked up the phone and heard a stranger’s voice say, “We have a […]
A little girl said to her Grandfather, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can sweety”, her Grandfather replied. As she was sitting on her Grandfather’s lap she said, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?” “A sound like a frog? Well, I guess Grandpa […]
Little Henry rushed home from school one day, opened the freezer and was in the process of scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream into a bowl when his mother walked into the kitchen. She said to him, “Put that away Henry! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too […]