A little boy gets on board a London bus and sits down right behind the driver. He hasn’t been sitting there barely a minute when begins to speak: “If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a little calf. If my mom was a […]
Jokes in category: Children
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One day a little girl was sitting on her grandpa’s knee playing with his long beard and patting his bald head. She asked him, “Grandpa, did God make me?” “Yes my dear”, her grandpa replied. “Did God make you?”, she asked. “Yes he did, he made me too”, he replied. […]
Tyrone was a stupid and clumsy boy. None of his classmates at school liked him, because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me mad, Tyrone!” One day, Tyrone’s mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The […]
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On […]
This is the kids guide on how to stay out of trouble. Kids notice so many things don’t they and they often remember those incidents that got them into trouble for many years afterwards. Even for us adults, we could learn a lot by paying heed to many of these […]
Every morning a little girl walked daily to school and then in the afternoon she walked back home again. One morning, although the weather was a little dubious and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school that she attended. As the day progressed, the winds […]
The boss of a large company needed to call one of their computer engineers about an urgent problem with one of the main computer systems. As the engineer was off for the day, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” Feeling put […]
What does love mean? If you ask anyone this question, you will get different answers depending on who you ask. The question “What does love mean?” was posed to a group of children who were aged between four and eight, and the answers that the researchers got were broader and […]
“Granddad, I’m really proud of you”, my little granddaughter said one day. “What’s to be proud of?” I asked her. My granddaughter replied, “I noticed that when you sneeze, you’ve learned to put your hand in front of your mouth”. “Of course”, I explained. “How else can I catch my […]
Little Johnny was standing in his parents bedroom, he was completely fascinated as he watched his mother smoothing cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, Mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother. As soon as she had finished covering her face with cold cream, […]
