Jokes in category:  Children

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Children can be so funny at times, as well as being cleverly annoying. Enjoy our collection of jokes about children as well as our funny pictures and videos.

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The Census Taker

Five and half year-old Jennie answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn’t home because he was performing an appendectomy. “My,” said the census taker, “that sure is a big word for such a little girl. […]

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Candy Bars

Little Billy was sitting on a park bench, busily munching candy bars one after another. After he had eaten the sixth candy bar, a man who had been observing him from the bench across from him said, “Son, you know that eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It […]