Little Martha was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother told her, “That’s because your stomach is empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it”. So, little Martha went and grabbed a cookie and stopped pestering her Mother. The following day, the pastor was having lunch […]
The Best Collection Of Children Jokes
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Little Johnny was staying with his Grandma for a few days while his parents were on vacation. He had been playing outside in the street with the other local kids for a while, when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what is that called when two people […]
Don’t you think it’s really sweet when children write letters to God? Sometimes the way that children think and the things that they write are really funny. Precious I know, but also at times very funny. This is a collection of letters to God that were written by young children. […]
A young girl and her Mother were out shopping one day at the mall, when the young girl asked her Mother, “Mommy, how old are you?” Her Mother said “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You will learn that later on in life”. A little while later, the young […]
I bet that all school teachers dread having a class that has a smart arse kid like Little Johnny. Smart arse kids like Little Johnny always seem to come out on top, yet they are always causing trouble and are full of wise-cracks, intended to wind a teacher up to […]
One Sunday, a Priest was giving a special children’s Mass to the congregation. During the homily, he asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children’s Mass is crucial, but as you probably already know, asking children questions in front of a congregation can […]
A young boy was waiting outside the grocery store while his mother was doing the shopping. While he was waiting, he was approached by a man who asked him, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” The young boy replied, “Sure Mister! Just go straight down this […]
Believe it or not, it may surprise you to know that teenagers have a lot in common with cats. For all of you parents who have teenage children or whose children were once teenagers, you may want to know what they really have in common with cats: Neither teenagers nor […]
This is a child’s view of thunderstorms, When you read this, you will never think of Thunderstorms the same way again. A young girl walked to and from school every day. One morning the weather looked a little dubious and dark clouds were forming, but the young girl still went […]
How to know whether you are ready to have kids or not? This is a great question that all couples who are thinking of having children should ask themselves. While babies and young children can be adorable, they can also be a nightmare to take care of, regardless of whether […]
