Jokes in category:  Children

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Children can be so funny at times, as well as being cleverly annoying.

There is also nothing quite as funny as children’s laughter and watching them at play.

Enjoy our collection of jokes about children as well as our funny pictures and videos.

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Tampax

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked up a pack of Tampax and made their way to the counter to pay. The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?” “I’m eight”, the boy replied. The man continued, “This is a pack of Tampax. […]

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A Rather Large Family

Dolores was a really fertile woman and ended up with a rather large family. It seemed that every time she so much as engaged in a frolic with her husband, she became pregnant. It wasn’t just the number of pregnancies that she had, she also gave birth to twins and […]

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Future Son-In-Law

Dear Future Son-in-Law, I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off her engagement to you. I trust that you will find it in your heart to forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your orange Mohawk haircut, multiple tattoos, pierced nose and […]

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The London Bus Ride

A little boy gets on board a London bus and sits down right behind the driver. He hasn’t been sitting there barely a minute when begins to speak: “If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a little calf. If my mom was a […]

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Grandpa

One day a little girl was sitting on her grandpa’s knee playing with his long beard and patting his bald head. She asked him, “Grandpa, did God make me?” “Yes my dear”, her grandpa replied. “Did God make you?”, she asked. “Yes he did, he made me too”, he replied. […]

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Stupid And Clumsy Boy

Tyrone was a stupid and clumsy boy. None of his classmates at school liked him, because of his stupidity and clumsiness, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me mad, Tyrone!” One day, Tyrone’s mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The […]

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How Poor People Live

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On […]

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Walking To School

Every morning a little girl walked daily to school and then in the afternoon she walked back home again. One morning, although the weather was a little dubious and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school that she attended. As the day progressed, the winds […]