My son, who is ten, came running in to tell us that half a tooth had come out. We had a look and sure enough, a large piece of one of his teeth had broken off. Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my husband, “What do you suppose the […]
Jokes in category: Children
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For all those of you who have teenage daughters, or daughters who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers, here is a handy Teenage Daughter Owner Manual. Parenting is never easy and I think that bringing up a daughter when she becomes a teenager must be one […]
Yesterday evening there was a knock at the door. When I opened the door, it turned out to be a small boy, who looked to be about six years old. When I asked him what he wanted, he said that something of his had found its way into my garage […]
One day a father was left to look after his young daughter who was about 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given her a little tea set for her birthday and it was one of her favorite toys. Dad was in the living room, completely engrossed in watching the evening […]
Little Johnnie was in the card shop and had been pawing over the selection of greeting cards for some time. He wandered from one end of the row of cards to the other and then back again, without actually selecting anything. The assistant, noticing this, wandered over to him and […]
Two neighbors were out in their backyards chatting over the fence. One mother was bragging about her son to her neighbor about her son. She was saying, “Our son is a college student now. Why, he is so smart, every time we get a letter from him we have to […]
A young boy and his sister are talking to each other, discussing something that is obviously important to them, when the little boy gets up, walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please make a noise like a frog”. Their Grandpa says, “No”. The little boy goes on, “Please […]
Sometimes as parents we don’t realise what older siblings have to go through after the christening of their younger brother or sister. After his baby brother had been christened in church, David sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. When they got home, his father […]
Don’t you just love those dinner parties where all the family and friends are invited, and everyone gets a chance to catch up with friends and relatives that they haven’t seen in a long time. Unfortunately, with children around, you never quite know what might happen, and sometimes the unexpected […]
I am sure a lot of people have heard this story about the outhouse before, as it’s very old (like me), but since jokes can last for many generations and we have a wide international audience, it’s more than likely it’s new to you, or if not you haven’t heard […]
