Jokes in category:  Children

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Children can be so funny at times, as well as being cleverly annoying.

There is also nothing quite as funny as children’s laughter and watching them at play.

Enjoy our collection of jokes about children as well as our funny pictures and videos.

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Computer Problem

The boss of a large company needed to call one of their computer engineers about an urgent problem with one of the main computer systems. As the engineer was off for the day, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” Feeling put […]

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What Does Love Mean?

What does love mean? If you ask anyone this question, you will get different answers depending on who you ask. The question “What does love mean?” was posed to a group of children who were aged between four and eight, and the answers that the researchers got were broader and […]

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Granddad

“Granddad, I’m really proud of you”, my little granddaughter said one day. “What’s to be proud of?” I asked her. My granddaughter replied, “I noticed that when you sneeze, you’ve learned to put your hand in front of your mouth”. “Of course”, I explained. “How else can I catch my […]

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Cold Cream

Little Johnny was standing in his parents bedroom, he was completely fascinated as he watched his mother smoothing cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, Mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother. As soon as she had finished covering her face with cold cream, […]

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Grandma’s Visit

Little Johnny greeted his grandmother with a hug and said “I’m so happy you’ve come to stay for the weekend Grandma”. He added, “Now maybe Pop will do the trick he has been promising Mommy”. “What trick is that, my dear?”, his grandma asked curiously. Little Johnny replied, “I heard […]

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The Good Samaritan

A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of The Good Samaritan. She asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?” A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, “I think I’d throw up!” 60 SHARES […]

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Lot’s Wife

The Sunday School teacher was describing to the children how Lot’s wife looked back and was turned into a pillar of salt. Little Johnny interrupted her with, “My Mommy looked back once while she was driving”, he announced triumphantly. “Is that so”, the Sunday School teacher responded, “What happened?” Little […]

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Flour And Water Glue

One day, a young girl asked her mother, “Mommy, you now when you mix water and flour together you get glue?” Her Mother replied, “Yes sweetie”. The young girl continued, “Well Mommy, you know if you add eggs and sugar, you get cake?” Her Mother answered, “Yes dear, that’s right”. […]

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The Circus Adoption

A husband and wife who both work for the circus, go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability to be adoptive parents. However, the couple produce photos of their 50 foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained, and to the social workers surprise, […]