His mother has barely finished her lunch when Johnny bursts through the front door of the house with a huge smile on his face, having come home early from school. Surprised to see him so soon, his mother asked, “Why are you home from school so early?” Johnny says, “They […]
Jokes in category: Children
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A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway, and after searching for what seemed like an eternity with no success, he realized that he had no choice but to go indoors and give his Mother the bad news. “Mom”, he said, “sorry but I lost my […]
Two little girls in were sitting in the lunchroom of the Beverly Hills Elementary School in Hollywood, California. “Guess what?” one said. “Mommy’s getting married again and I’ll have a new Daddy.” “Really?” said the other girl. “Who is she marrying?” “Winston James, the famous Director.” The second girl smiled. […]
This is a fun collection of things that children have said when asked to write about the sea… This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (James age 6) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island […]
A young boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. About every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
Little Johnny gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. Click on the link to read the rest of the joke…
How to get to Heaven from Scotland. A lovely story about teaching in a Scottish school…
A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it. […]
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up […]
The Best Short Joke Of The Year
We were at the children’s museum which is full of hands-on arts and craft things, and she was playing with some pieces of metal, screws and nuts, sticking them to a magnetized board to make a picture. “What’s that” I asked, “a face?” “Yes” she said. “Well what are all […]
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Tommy, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.” “Communicate my feelings?” said a […]
Sarah Kay was studying the origins of foods in kindergarten. One day, she and her mother were walking through the grocery store discussing what ingredients went into various products. Sarah Kay said, “Pork comes from pigs and beef comes from cows.” Then she asked, “How DO they get the pork […]
DO NOT LET CHILDREN PLAY WITH FLIP PHONES! A new study has revealed that flip phones can cause very serious side effects to the reproductive development of young children.. Keep all flip phones out of the reach of children. Please pass this safety warning on to everyone on your email […]