Jokes in category:  Children

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Children can be so funny at times, as well as being cleverly annoying.

There is also nothing quite as funny as children’s laughter and watching them at play.

Enjoy our collection of jokes about children as well as our funny pictures and videos.

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Half A Tooth

My son, who is ten, came running in to tell us that half a tooth had come out. We had a look and sure enough, a large piece of one of his teeth had broken off. Trying to lighten the moment, I asked my husband, “What do you suppose the […]

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A Knock At The Door

Yesterday evening there was a knock at the door. When I opened the door, it turned out to be a small boy, who looked to be about six years old. When I asked him what he wanted, he said that something of his had found its way into my garage […]

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Greeting Cards

Little Johnnie was in the card shop and had been pawing over the selection of greeting cards for some time. He wandered from one end of the row of cards to the other and then back again, without actually selecting anything. The assistant, noticing this, wandered over to him and […]

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Neighbors

Two neighbors were out in their backyards chatting over the fence. One mother was bragging about her son to her neighbor about her son. She was saying, “Our son is a college student now. Why, he is so smart, every time we get a letter from him we have to […]

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After The Christening

Sometimes as parents we don’t realise what older siblings have to go through after the christening of their younger brother or sister. After his baby brother had been christened in church, David sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. When they got home, his father […]

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The Family Dinner Party

Don’t you just love those dinner parties where all the family and friends are invited, and everyone gets a chance to catch up with friends and relatives that they haven’t seen in a long time. Unfortunately, with children around, you never quite know what might happen, and sometimes the unexpected […]