Things I’ve learned from my children (Honest and No Kidding). The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, TX . The poor woman, you have to feel sorry for her. For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children nearing this […]
Jokes in category: Children
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We know that children often see things in a unique way in their minds. The way that they see grandparents can often be very funny, as grandparents mostly don’t live with them. It’s hard at a tender age to differentiate between who is family and who is just a friend […]
A father walks into the market followed by his ten year-old son. The kid is spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market someone, bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment, and the coin goes straight into his […]
This is a letter that was written by a young boy on his first time away from home, at a scout camp in the woods. Dear Mom and Dad, Our scoutmaster told us to write to our parents, in case you saw the flood on TV and were worried. We […]
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them, despite havng reached his early twenties. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a […]
Did you hear about the kindergarten teacher, who was trying to help one of her students to put on his boots? The little boy asked for help, and she could see why. With her pulling, and him pushing, his boots still didn’t want to go on. By the time the […]
Little Johnny and his dad went to the grocery store. While they were in line at the checkout counter, Little Johnny says to his dad, “Dad, look at that man in front of us, daddy, he’s fat!” His dad notices the man, but politely tells Johnny, “That’s not a nice […]
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole, when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Johnny?” “My goldfish died,” replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” […]
One day, little Johnny blows up a balloon, and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it, as he is liable to break something, but little Johnny just carries on flicking his balloon all around the house. “Johnny!” his mother screams […]
Five and half year-old Jennie answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn’t home because he was performing an appendectomy. “My,” said the census taker, “that sure is a big word for such a little girl. […]