Johnny passed his driving test and just got his driver’s license. The family decided that it would be a great idea if Johnny took them all for a ride in the family car, so they all went out and watched as Johnny climbed into the driver’s seat with a huge […]
The Best Collection Of Children Jokes
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If you love Children Jokes we hope you enjoy our collection of more than 120 of the best funny Children Jokes as well as our funny pictures and videos of children.
Children can be so funny at times in what they say and do, as well as being cleverly annoying. We love them regardless though.
There is also nothing quite as funny as children’s laughter and watching them at play.
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Two young children were sitting in church and young four year old Gary just wouldn’t stop talking and giggling during the service. His older sister Geraldine, who was six, had been trying to sit quietly like she was supposed to, but her younger brother kept distracting her. Finally she had […]
A nine year old girl was being taught the Bible by her grandmother and after a while, she was becoming quite knowlegeable about what she had learned. Her grandmother was really pleased with her granddaughter’s progress, until one day when she asked her this question: “Which virgin was the mother […]
You have to love children at weddings don’t you, they are always unpredictable. This is a wonderful story of a young boy at a wedding. A young boy was at a relative’s wedding and as he was coming down the aisle, he kept taking two steps, then he would stop […]
Have you ever thought that teenagers have a lot in common with cats? It all makes sense when you think about it, because: Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. No matter what you do for them, it is never enough. Indeed, all humane […]
So a little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out after trying on some new outfits she has found. While he was waiting for his Mom, the little boy got rather bored and just when his […]
A mother was making pancakes for her two young sons, James who was five and John who was three. Well if you have ever cooked pancakes, you know how long it takes, so it wasn’t long before the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their […]
I was out walking with my four year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. Seeing what she was about to do, I quickly told her not to do that. “Why?”, she said, in that typical inquisitive four year old […]
A young boy sent a “get well soon” card to his grandfather who was in hospital. Inside the card he wrote this short message: Dear Grandpa,Mommy tells me that you went to the hospital for some tests.I hope you get an “A”!Love, Jack Awww don’t you just love the way […]
A little girl stood there watching in fascination, as her grandfather took out his false teeth and began brushing them. When he was done, she asked him to remove his teeth again. So her grandfather took his false teeth out again, made funny faces without them, then popped them back […]
Little Johnny and his Mother were waiting for the bus at the bus stop. His mother said to little Johnny as they waited for the bus, to say that he is only four years old when the driver asks him, because then he will get to ride for free. As […]
A five year old boy was spending the day with his Grandmother and was playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Grandmother was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa has gone to heaven?” His Grandmother replied, “Oh […]