Enjoy our collection of more than 100 of the best funny Children Jokes as well as our funny pictures and videos of children.
Why are wedding dresses white? It must have been a very brave man who wrote this joke. If you are going to share it, I guess you are even braver. You are going to share this right, or are you a wimp? One day, a son asked his mother the […]
The Best Collection Of Children Jokes
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Enjoy our collection of more than 100 of the best funny Children Jokes as well as our funny pictures and videos of children.
Children can be so funny at times in what they say and do, as well as being cleverly annoying. We love them regardless though.
There is also nothing quite as funny as children’s laughter and watching them at play.
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One day, Little Johnny went to the library and asked to check out a book titled “A Comprehensive Guide for Mothers”. “Is this for your mother?” the librarian asked him. “No”, Little Johnny said. “So why are you checking it out?” the librarian asked him. Little Johnny replied, “Because I […]
A couple invited some people over for a dinner party. When the meal was ready to be served, the mother turned to her six year old daughter and asked her, “Would you Like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say”, the little girl replied. “Just say what […]
Little Martha was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother told her, “That’s because your stomach is empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it”. So, little Martha went and grabbed a cookie and stopped pestering her Mother. The following day, the pastor was having lunch […]
Little Johnny was staying with his Grandma for a few days while his parents were on vacation. He had been playing outside in the street with the other local kids for a while, when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what is that called when two people […]
Don’t you think it’s really sweet when children write letters to God? Sometimes the way that children think and the things that they write are really funny. Precious I know, but also at times very funny. This is a collection of letters to God that were written by young children. […]
A young girl and her Mother were out shopping one day at the mall, when the young girl asked her Mother, “Mommy, how old are you?” Her Mother said “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You will learn that later on in life”. A little while later, the young […]
I bet that all school teachers dread having a class that has a smart arse kid like Little Johnny. Smart arse kids like Little Johnny always seem to come out on top, yet they are always causing trouble and are full of wise-cracks, intended to wind a teacher up to […]
One Sunday, a Priest was giving a special children’s Mass to the congregation. During the homily, he asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children’s Mass is crucial, but as you probably already know, asking children questions in front of a congregation can […]
A young boy was waiting outside the grocery store while his mother was doing the shopping. While he was waiting, he was approached by a man who asked him, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” The young boy replied, “Sure Mister! Just go straight down this […]
