If there was ever a list of pieces of sound advice to be passed down to your daughters, this has to be the best. Do you have any other words of wisdom that parents should pass down to their daughters? If so, please leave us a comment. Don’t imagine you […]
Jokes in category: Children
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Teenagers can be obnoxious can’t they. This is the response a Mother had when her teenage sone started banging on about the Children’s Bill Of Rights. My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in […]
A little girl went to church with her mother for the first time. Soon, the little girl began feeling ill. “Mom,” she whispered, “I think I’m going to throw up.” “Go out the front door, dear, then walk to the back of the church and do it behind the bushes. […]
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked Little Johnny, “Where did you get that turkey?” Little Johnny replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.” Little […]
Little Johny says to his father one day, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.” Trying to be funny, his father says, “Son, you do have a sister. You just don’t see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back […]
This is a story about retarded Grandparents and was actually sent to us by an elementary school teacher. You have to love the way that kids think and interpret what people say. After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child […]
When a new child visited our Sunday school, the teacher greeted him and asked the little lad, “How old are you?” The little boy held up four fingers. “Oh, you are four”, the teacher said. Making conversation with the boy, the teacher then asked him, “When will you be five?” […]
Things I’ve learned from my children (Honest and No Kidding). The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, TX . The poor woman, you have to feel sorry for her. For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children nearing this […]
We know that children often see things in a unique way in their minds. The way that they see grandparents can often be very funny, as grandparents mostly don’t live with them. It’s hard at a tender age to differentiate between who is family and who is just a friend […]
A father walks into the market followed by his ten year-old son. The kid is spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market someone, bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment, and the coin goes straight into his […]
