One day, a young girl asked her mother, “Mommy, you now when you mix water and flour together you get glue?” Her Mother replied, “Yes sweetie”. The young girl continued, “Well Mommy, you know if you add eggs and sugar, you get cake?” Her Mother answered, “Yes dear, that’s right”. […]
Jokes in category: Children
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A husband and wife who both work for the circus, go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability to be adoptive parents. However, the couple produce photos of their 50 foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained, and to the social workers surprise, […]
A father was reading the Bible to his young daughter before bedtime one night. He was reading from the Old Testament and the first chapter of the Book of Genesis. “In the beginning, the world was without form and void”, the father read. “And God said, ‘Let there be light.‘ […]
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today”. The mother, who was shocked and more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That¹s interesting”, she said. “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple”, replied […]
Most parents give their child common names, either because they like those names or because they have maybe been the names of family members through the generations. Some parents, however, get a kick out of naming their children after something else, like their profession. Here are some good examples. Lawyer’s […]
If there was ever a list of pieces of sound advice to be passed down to your daughters, this has to be the best. Do you have any other words of wisdom that parents should pass down to their daughters? If so, please leave us a comment. Don’t imagine you […]
Teenagers can be obnoxious can’t they. This is the response a Mother had when her teenage sone started banging on about the Children’s Bill Of Rights. My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in […]
A little girl went to church with her mother for the first time. Soon, the little girl began feeling ill. “Mom,” she whispered, “I think I’m going to throw up.” “Go out the front door, dear, then walk to the back of the church and do it behind the bushes. […]
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked Little Johnny, “Where did you get that turkey?” Little Johnny replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.” Little […]
Little Johny says to his father one day, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.” Trying to be funny, his father says, “Son, you do have a sister. You just don’t see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back […]
