Jokes in category:  Children

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Children can be so funny at times, as well as being cleverly annoying.

There is also nothing quite as funny as children’s laughter and watching them at play.

Enjoy our collection of jokes about children as well as our funny pictures and videos.

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Flour And Water Glue

One day, a young girl asked her mother, “Mommy, you now when you mix water and flour together you get glue?” Her Mother replied, “Yes sweetie”. The young girl continued, “Well Mommy, you know if you add eggs and sugar, you get cake?” Her Mother answered, “Yes dear, that’s right”. […]

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The Circus Adoption

A husband and wife who both work for the circus, go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability to be adoptive parents. However, the couple produce photos of their 50 foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained, and to the social workers surprise, […]

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Reading The Bible

A father was reading the Bible to his young daughter before bedtime one night. He was reading from the Old Testament and the first chapter of the Book of Genesis. “In the beginning, the world was without form and void”, the father read. “And God said, ‘Let there be light.‘ […]

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How To Make Babies

A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today”. The mother, who was shocked and more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That¹s interesting”, she said. “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple”, replied […]

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Name Your Child According To Your Profession

Most parents give their child common names, either because they like those names or because they have maybe been the names of family members through the generations. Some parents, however, get a kick out of naming their children after something else, like their profession. Here are some good examples. Lawyer’s […]

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Children’s Bill Of Rights

Teenagers can be obnoxious can’t they. This is the response a Mother had when her teenage sone started banging on about the Children’s Bill Of Rights. My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put me in […]

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The Turkey

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon Little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked Little Johnny, “Where did you get that turkey?” Little Johnny replied, “What turkey?” The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm.” Little […]

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Little Sister

Little Johny says to his father one day, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.” Trying to be funny, his father says, “Son, you do have a sister. You just don’t see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back […]