There was a highway service area which was located on a main road that led to the beach. In the summer, the pump attendant was used to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the cars that pulled in to fill up with fuel after a day out at the beach. […]
Jokes in category: Children
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Billy’s mother was working in the kitchen, while listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop, and then her son said, “All of you fools who want to get off, get off now, cause this the last stop! […]
My son Thomas who is four is learning to spell at Kindergarten. He loves to practice his spelling with a set of magnetic letters that we have on our refrigerator, and example of his work are proudly displayed for all to see: C-A-T, D-O-G, D-A-D and M-O-M. One morning while […]
His mother has barely finished her lunch when Johnny bursts through the front door of the house with a huge smile on his face, having come home early from school. Surprised to see him so soon, his mother asked, “Why are you home from school so early?” Johnny says, “They […]
A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway, and after searching for what seemed like an eternity with no success, he realized that he had no choice but to go indoors and give his Mother the bad news. “Mom”, he said, “sorry but I lost my […]
Two little girls in were sitting in the lunchroom of the Beverly Hills Elementary School in Hollywood, California. “Guess what?” one said. “Mommy’s getting married again and I’ll have a new Daddy.” “Really?” said the other girl. “Who is she marrying?” “Winston James, the famous Director.” The second girl smiled. […]
This is a fun collection of things that children have said when asked to write about the sea… This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (James age 6) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island […]
A young boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. About every 10 seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand.
Little Johnny gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. Click on the link to read the rest of the joke…