An older couple had a son, who was still living with them, despite havng reached his early twenties. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career, so they decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a […]
Jokes in category: Children
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Did you hear about the kindergarten teacher, who was trying to help one of her students to put on his boots? The little boy asked for help, and she could see why. With her pulling, and him pushing, his boots still didn’t want to go on. By the time the […]
Little Johnny and his dad went to the grocery store. While they were in line at the checkout counter, Little Johnny says to his dad, “Dad, look at that man in front of us, daddy, he’s fat!” His dad notices the man, but politely tells Johnny, “That’s not a nice […]
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole, when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Johnny?” “My goldfish died,” replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” […]
One day, little Johnny blows up a balloon, and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it, as he is liable to break something, but little Johnny just carries on flicking his balloon all around the house. “Johnny!” his mother screams […]
Five and half year-old Jennie answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn’t home because he was performing an appendectomy. “My,” said the census taker, “that sure is a big word for such a little girl. […]
I know that parents should try and sheild their children from things that ought to be beyond their years, but sometimes it’s better to tell them the truth, rather than make up a phony story. The problem arises when a mother tries to hide the truth from her young daughter, […]
One day an old man was sitting on a bench in the park when he saw a young boy smoking a cigarette. “He’s starting young”, the old man thought to himself, and he decided to ask the young boy about his cigarette smoking. He stopped the boy, and asked how […]
A couple with three children were waiting in line at San Francisco’s Pier 41, to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz, the world famous prison on an island. Other people watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation, as the young children fidgeted, whined, and punched one another. […]
Little Billy was sitting on a park bench, busily munching candy bars one after another. After he had eaten the sixth candy bar, a man who had been observing him from the bench across from him said, “Son, you know that eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It […]