If you love Children Jokes we hope you enjoy our collection of more than 120 of the best funny Children Jokes as well as our funny pictures and videos of children.
A mother was making pancakes for her two young sons, James who was five and John who was three. Well if you have ever cooked pancakes, you know how long it takes, so it wasn’t long before the boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their […]
The Best Collection Of Children Jokes
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If you love Children Jokes we hope you enjoy our collection of more than 120 of the best funny Children Jokes as well as our funny pictures and videos of children.
Children can be so funny at times in what they say and do, as well as being cleverly annoying. We love them regardless though.
There is also nothing quite as funny as children’s laughter and watching them at play.
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I was out walking with my four year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. Seeing what she was about to do, I quickly told her not to do that. “Why?”, she said, in that typical inquisitive four year old […]
A young boy sent a “get well soon” card to his grandfather who was in hospital. Inside the card he wrote this short message: Dear Grandpa,Mommy tells me that you went to the hospital for some tests.I hope you get an “A”!Love, Jack Awww don’t you just love the way […]
A little girl stood there watching in fascination, as her grandfather took out his false teeth and began brushing them. When he was done, she asked him to remove his teeth again. So her grandfather took his false teeth out again, made funny faces without them, then popped them back […]
Little Johnny and his Mother were waiting for the bus at the bus stop. His mother said to little Johnny as they waited for the bus, to say that he is only four years old when the driver asks him, because then he will get to ride for free. As […]
A five year old boy was spending the day with his Grandmother and was playing with his toys in her bedroom while his Grandmother was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa has gone to heaven?” His Grandmother replied, “Oh […]
The Cub Scout troop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den leader repremanded them and asked them why they were so late. Little Johnny replied to the den leader, “we were helping an old man to cross the street”. “Oh I see”, the den leader said. […]
One rainy afternoon when I had nothing else to do, I decided to put together one of my six year old son’s model kits. I found one of a dinosaur and was looking over the pieces, trying to work out what went where, when he walked into the room and […]
One day, a little girl asked her father, “How did the human race appear?” Her father thought for a minute, then answered, “Well Sally, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made”. Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. […]
Mrs. O’Connor and her little daughter Maria were outside their local church watching a wedding, with the guests coming and going, all dressed in their finery. After the wedding photographs had been taken and everyone had driven off to the reception, Maria turned and asked her mother, “Why did the […]
I guess it’s not uncommon to find two brothers who are always getting into trouble in their neighborhood. This happened with young brothers Billy and Bobby and it got so bad that the people in the neighborhood started complaining to their parents about the boys. Being really fed up with […]
A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “Dad, how does this boat float?” The father thought for a moment, then replied, “I don’t rightly know, son”. The […]