Realising that his son had reached the age of thirteen, a father asked his son if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, obviously troubled by this and he suddenly burst into tears. Confused as to what the problem was, the […]
Jokes in category: Children
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A university student was on a weekend trip home and said to his mother, “Mom, I decided that I want to major in political science and that I want to help to clean up the mess in the world!” “That is very nice of you”, his mother replied. “Maybe you […]
A little boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” His father thought for a minute, then replied: “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine”. I can just imagine someone being in […]
Here’s a cool list of definitions for parents of young children and babies. If you are a parent, I can practically bet that you will identify with at least one of these definitions, if not more, maybe the whole lot! Being a parent, you are almost certain to come up […]
My grandson Sammy, has worn glasses since he was three years old. I will always remember when he was in the first grade and came home one day, obviously very distressed. Wanting to find out what was the matter, his mother asked, “Sammy, what happened at school today to upset […]
His birthday was only a few weeks away, so little Johnny asked his father if he could have a mountain bike for a birthday present. His father said, “Son, Mom and I would buy you a mountain bike, but the mortgage on this house is $350,000 and your mother just […]
Little Johnny and little Timmy were in the playground having an argument about their families and who had the best. “My father is better than your father”, said little Timmy. “No he’s not”, little Johnny replied. “Well, my brother is better than your brother”, little Timmy called back. “No he’s […]
Three boys are in the school yard during break time and are bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper. He calls it a poem and they give him $50”. The second boy says, “Huh that’s nothing. My Dad […]
My son was over the moon on turning eighteen, as we live in a state where curfew is 11pm for anyone under eighteen years of age. He told me how happy he was that now he could stay out until 3am if he wanted. I replied, “Yes son, you can […]
A three year old girl went shopping with her mother and grandma, who was a rather large woman. Being rather large, the girl’s grandma often had a hard time finding clothes that would fit her. When the grandma picked out a yellow suit, the little girl went into the dressing […]
