Jokes in category:  Blonde Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blonde_Woman.jpgWe have a great collection of Blonde Jokes here (more than 65 at the last check).

We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times. We do have some blnde men jokes as well for that very reason.

Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.

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The Blonde In The Bakery

A local bakery decided to hire someone part-time to work in the shop and ended up employing a blonde woman who was in her early twenty’s and who could work evenings and weekends. She appeared to be perfect for the job, however she did have had one eccentric characteristic, which […]

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Burgled

A blonde woman returned home from work one day and was shocked to find her house had been burgled and ransacked. She telephoned the police at once to report the crime. The police dispatcher immediately broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit that was patrolling nearby was […]

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State Capitals

A blonde girl from Kentucky was bragging to one of her friends about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly said, “Go ahead, ask me the capital of any of the States in the USA, I know all of them, I have been studying for weeks”. Her friend thought for […]

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Makeup Compact

Two blonde women are walking down the street, when one of them sees a makeup compact lying on the sidewalk. She bends over and picks it up, opens it, looks in the mirror and says to her friend, “Hmm, this person looks familiar”. The second blonde says, “Here, let me […]

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Three Blonde Detectives

A police officer was testing three blonde women who were training to become criminal detectives with the police force. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde woman a picture for five seconds and then hid it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize […]

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A Blonde Woman Calls The Airline

Have you heard about the blonde woman who called the airline and asked, “How long are your flights from Los Angeles to Phoenix?” The agent answered her with, “just a minute”. At which, the blonde woman thanked him and hung up the phone. Image used under a Collective Commons License […]

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Blonde Woman On The River Bank

A blonde woman was standing on the river bank, staring dumfounded at the rushing water that was blocking her path. As she wondered how to cross the raging river, she saw another blonde woman on the other side. She yelled across at her, “Hey, can you help me get to […]