Jokes in category:  Blonde Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blonde_Woman.jpgWe have a great collection of Blonde Jokes here (36 and counting).

We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times.

Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.

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Job Interview

A young blonde woman goes for a job interview for an office job. The interviewer decides to start with the basics, “Can you tell us your age, please Miss?” The young blonde woman counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, “Errrr… 22!” The interviewer tries another […]

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The Rooster Puzzle

A blonde woman buys a puzzle and takes it home. After an hour she has none of it together, so she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. She says, “I just bought this puzzle, but i can’t find any of the edges and none of the pieces fit together, not […]

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Pizza Restaurant

A blonde woman went into a pizza restaurant, looked at the menu and ordered a medium pizza. The assistant asked her how many pieces she wouldd like to have it cut into, six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please”, said the blonde woman, “I don’t think I could ever eat […]

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The Blonde Woman In The Elevator

A blonde woman steps into an elevator and with a meaming smile on her face says at the man who is already in there, “T-G-I-F”. The man smiles back at her and says, “S-H-I-T.” The blonde woman gives a puzzled look for a moment, then smiles back and replies, “T-G-I-F.” […]