Funny Blonde Jokes

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We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times. We do have some blonde men jokes as well for that very reason.

Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.


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Hail Damage

A blonde woman took her car to the garage and asked them if they would be able to fix the hail damage on the hood from a recent storm. The […]

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Driven In A Dangerous Manner

A police officer stopped a car which was being driven in a dangerous manner, it was swerving dangerously across the road. He walked up to the car, knocked on the […]

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Missing Toe

Have you heard about the blonde woman who dumped her boyfriend because he had a missing toe? It’s true! Would I lie to you? Well maybe, but read on anyway… […]

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His Blonde Patient

The surgeon went to see his blonde patient on the day after she had her surgery and she rather hesitantly asked him how long it would be before she could […]

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Three Blondes Ice Fishing

So one day these three blondes were up in Canada one Winter and they decided to go ice fishing. Despite spending the whole day up there on the lake, they […]

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Two Girls In An Elevator

Two girls, a blonde and a brunette were getting into an elevator when along came this really hot looking guy. As he got into the elevator and stood next to […]

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A Blonde Walked Into A Police Station

A blonde walked into a police station and asked to speak to the police chief. When the police chief came out to the front desk, she told him that she […]

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The Blonde Receptionist

A blonde receptionist burst into a manager’s office and said “Mr. Johnson, I just saw someone get into your BMW and drive off in it!” “Oh no”, the manager replied, […]

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Peel And Win

Mary Jayne went into her local coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. Like any other blonde she couldn’t resist the chance […]

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Blond Woman Crying Her Eyes Out

A young blonde woman went into the office one morning and she was crying her eyes out. Her boss, naturally concerned about the well being of all his employees, asked […]

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The Blonde Schoolgirl

A blonde schoolgirl came home one evening, ran to her Mother and said, “Mummy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to […]

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The Appliance Store

There was a massive sale advertized at the appliance store sale, a blonde woman went in and found herself a real bargain. “I would like to buy this television”, she […]