Jokes in category:  Blonde Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blonde_Woman.jpgWe have a great collection of Blonde Jokes here (more than 40 at the last check).

We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times.

Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.

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The Swimming Race

I’d like to tell you about a swimmng race that was held in British Columbia, Canada, from the mainland to Vancouver Island. There were three competitors, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde and a stipulation was that they could only do the breaststroke. After about 14 hours, the brunette […]

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Sunbathing In The Nude

To prepare for his big date with a hot blonde, the young man decided to go sunbathing in the nude on the roof of his apartment building, to try and look a little more tanned. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, while lying on his back, […]

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Jumping For Joy

My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, “Honey, I […]

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The Blonde In The Pet Shop

A blonde woman walked into the pet shop. After looking up and down the aisles for a few minutes, she asked the sales clerk if he could help her. “I’d like a box of birdseed”, the blonde woman said to him. “For which kind of bird?” he asked helpfully. “Oh, […]

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The Blonde Calendar Journal

Have you heard about the time that this Blonde woman decided to keep a calendar journal? She jotted down on it all the eventful things that had happened each month throughout the year. It read something like this… JANUARY – Happy New Year to me. Took the scarf I bought […]

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Job Interview

A young blonde woman goes for a job interview for an office job. The interviewer decides to start with the basics, “Can you tell us your age, please Miss?” The young blonde woman counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, “Errrr… 22!” The interviewer tries another […]

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The Rooster Puzzle

A blonde woman buys a puzzle and takes it home. After an hour she has none of it together, so she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. She says, “I just bought this puzzle, but i can’t find any of the edges and none of the pieces fit together, not […]