Blonde women are often stereotyped as being dumb, but have you ever thought that not everyone fits their stereotype, and just maybe, not all blonde women can be judged equally. Here is an example of a blonde woman who was not as dumb as she was perceived to be. A […]
Jokes in category: Blondes
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The bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in comes four exuberant blondes. They head up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are […]
A man has a big fight with his blonde wife, and she storms off, fuming. Feeling remorse afterwards for having such a fight, the man walks into his bedroom, to find his wife sitting on the bed, holding a gun to her own head. At the sight of this, the […]
One summer, down on Lake Isabella, which is located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), was having problems with her new boat. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn’t get her brand new 22ft Bayliner to perform out on the […]
This is a list of quotes about blondes and the troubles that they have going through life. Did you hear about the blonde that took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t learn to water ski because […]
An airline captain was helping to train a very pretty new blonde air stewardess, guiding her through her duties as part of her work experience. The route that they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for […]
A blonde girl who is wearing a pair of headphones, walks into a hair salon and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks at her and says, “You will need to take off the headphones first.” “If I take them off I’ll die”, the girl replies. For a while […]
One winter day in the Midwest USA, as a truck stops for a red light, a blonde catches up and stops alongside. The driver jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name […]
There were these two blondes, who were driving along the highway, looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says to the other, “Let’s stop here, and have our picnic under that tree where it’s shady.” The other says, “No! Let’s have it right here in the […]
Three blondes died, and they all found themselves at the pearly gates of Heaven, standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they would have to demonstrate that they were Christians. To do this, he would require each of them to explain to […]