A blonde woman took her car to the garage and asked them if they would be able to fix the hail damage on the hood from a recent storm. The […]
Funny Blonde Jokes
A police officer stopped a car which was being driven in a dangerous manner, it was swerving dangerously across the road. He walked up to the car, knocked on the […]
Have you heard about the blonde woman who dumped her boyfriend because he had a missing toe? It’s true! Would I lie to you? Well maybe, but read on anyway… […]
The surgeon went to see his blonde patient on the day after she had her surgery and she rather hesitantly asked him how long it would be before she could […]
So one day these three blondes were up in Canada one Winter and they decided to go ice fishing. Despite spending the whole day up there on the lake, they […]
Two girls, a blonde and a brunette were getting into an elevator when along came this really hot looking guy. As he got into the elevator and stood next to […]
A blonde walked into a police station and asked to speak to the police chief. When the police chief came out to the front desk, she told him that she […]
A blonde receptionist burst into a manager’s office and said “Mr. Johnson, I just saw someone get into your BMW and drive off in it!” “Oh no”, the manager replied, […]
Mary Jayne went into her local coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. Like any other blonde she couldn’t resist the chance […]
A young blonde woman went into the office one morning and she was crying her eyes out. Her boss, naturally concerned about the well being of all his employees, asked […]
A blonde schoolgirl came home one evening, ran to her Mother and said, “Mummy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to […]
There was a massive sale advertized at the appliance store sale, a blonde woman went in and found herself a real bargain. “I would like to buy this television”, she […]