We have the best collection of Blonde Jokes on the web (more than 80 at the last check). These are not just one liners like some sites, our Blonde Jokes are all “proper jokes” for a good read and a good laugh.
We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times. We do have some blonde men jokes as well for that very reason.
Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.
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A blonde woman took her car to the garage and asked them if they would be able to fix the hail damage on the hood from a recent storm. The mechanic, seeing that she was blonde, the mechanic decided he would have a little fun with her, so he told […]
A police officer stopped a car which was being driven in a dangerous manner, it was swerving dangerously across the road. He walked up to the car, knocked on the window and the driver wound it down. “Good Morning Madam”, the police officer said to the blonde woman who was […]
Have you heard about the blonde woman who dumped her boyfriend because he had a missing toe? It’s true! Would I lie to you? Well maybe, but read on anyway… Yes it’s true, this blonde woman dumped her boyfriend because he had a missing toe. She discovered she was lactose […]
The surgeon went to see his blonde patient on the day after she had her surgery and she rather hesitantly asked him how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. “Uh, Well I hadn’t really thought about that”m the stunned surgeon replied. “You are the first […]
So one day these three blondes were up in Canada one Winter and they decided to go ice fishing. Despite spending the whole day up there on the lake, they didn’t manage to catch a single thing. By the time they had dug a hole big enough for their boat […]
Two girls, a blonde and a brunette were getting into an elevator when along came this really hot looking guy. As he got into the elevator and stood next to them, the girls noticed he had a really bad dandruff problem. The brunette whispered to the blonde, “Someone should give […]
A blonde walked into a police station and asked to speak to the police chief. When the police chief came out to the front desk, she told him that she wanted to be a police officer and asked how she could go about getting a job interview. The police chief […]
A blonde receptionist burst into a manager’s office and said “Mr. Johnson, I just saw someone get into your BMW and drive off in it!” “Oh no”, the manager replied, “Did your try to stop him?” “No”, the blonde receptionist said, “but it’s ok, I got the license plate number!” […]
Mary Jayne went into her local coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. Like any other blonde she couldn’t resist the chance to enter a competition and win a prize, so she peeled the sticker off and then started jumping up and […]
A young blonde woman went into the office one morning and she was crying her eyes out. Her boss, naturally concerned about the well being of all his employees, asked her sympathetically, “What’s the matter Tracy?” The blonde woman replied, “Early this morning I got a phone call to say […]
A blonde schoolgirl came home one evening, ran to her Mother and said, “Mummy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! It’s good, innit?” “Yes, darling, […]
There was a massive sale advertized at the appliance store sale, a blonde woman went in and found herself a real bargain. “I would like to buy this television”, she told the salesman. “I’m sorry madam, we don’t sell to blondes”, he replied. Really wanting to buy this bargain, she […]