A blonde woman steps into an elevator and with a meaming smile on her face says at the man who is already in there, “T-G-I-F”. The man smiles back at her and says, “S-H-I-T.” The blonde woman gives a puzzled look for a moment, then smiles back and replies, “T-G-I-F.” […]
Jokes in category: Blonde Jokes
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We have a great collection of Blonde Jokes here (36 and counting).
We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times.
Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.
A blonde woman had just bought a new sports car, a convertible, and she took it out for a drive on the highway. She was driving along the road, deliriously happy, and not paying attention to what she was doing, when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The truck […]
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde woman. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging trouser pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, […]
Aren’t blonde women wonderful, and a great source of material for jokes as well. This is a week in the life of a blonde woman, taken from her diary… Monday: It’s fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The […]
Two blonde girls were hired as cleaners in a big house in town. One day, while they were cleaning the house, the air conditioning broke down. It just happened to be a really hot day, and without the air conditioning to help keep the house cool, the temperature in the […]
A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The Laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, “Come again?” The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, “Oh, no it’s just mustard this time.” Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/en/view-image.php?image=204338&picture=laundromat-laundrette
The story goes that a young blonde man volunteered for military service during World War II. Despite being blonde, he had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola air force base, skipping boot camp. The very first day at Pensacola, he pilots a plane […]
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with her hand wrapped in a bloody bandage. A nurse takes her into a cubicle, unwraps the bandage from her hand, and she can see that the tip of her index finger has been shot off. Blood is pouring out […]
A blonde woman goes to see her Podiatrist. She says, “Doctor, I just got back from a few weeks in the Bahamas. The weather was so great there, and the ocean was so calm and blue, I spent most of the days just lying on the sand. But the strangest […]
A young woman went to her doctor, crying “Please doctor, you have to help me, I hurt all over.” “What do you mean?” said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, […]
