Jokes in category:  Blonde Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blonde_Woman.jpgWe have a great collection of Blonde Jokes here (36 and counting).

We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times.

Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.

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The Blonde Woman In The Elevator

A blonde woman steps into an elevator and with a meaming smile on her face says at the man who is already in there, “T-G-I-F”. The man smiles back at her and says, “S-H-I-T.” The blonde woman gives a puzzled look for a moment, then smiles back and replies, “T-G-I-F.” […]

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Golf Balls

A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde woman. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging trouser pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, […]

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Blonde Cleaners

Two blonde girls were hired as cleaners in a big house in town. One day, while they were cleaning the house, the air conditioning broke down. It just happened to be a really hot day, and without the air conditioning to help keep the house cool, the temperature in the […]

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Laundromat

A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The Laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, “Come again?” The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, “Oh, no it’s just mustard this time.” Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.publicdomainpictures.net/en/view-image.php?image=204338&picture=laundromat-laundrette

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I Hurt All Over

A young woman went to her doctor, crying “Please doctor, you have to help me, I hurt all over.” “What do you mean?” said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, […]