Jokes in category:  Blonde Jokes

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We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times. We do have some blnde men jokes as well for that very reason.

Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.

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Dude Ranch

A blonde woman went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses at the Dude Ranch asked if her if she wanted a Western or an English saddle. The blonde woman asked what the difference between them was. “Well”, the cowboy said, “one has a horn and […]

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The Young Blonde Wife

A new young blonde wife makes a telephone call to her mother and as soon as her mother answers the phone she bursts into tears. She sobs over the phone to her mother, “Richard doesn’t appreciate what I do for him”. “Now, now”, her mother said, trying to comfort her […]

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Shiny Object

A blonde woman sees a shiny object in the window of a store. Curious about the shiny object, she goes into the store and asks the store clerk, “What is that thing?” The store clerk responds, “It’s a thermos”. The blond then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk says […]

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The Decorator

One day a woman called a decorator and asked him to come over and give her an estimate on how much it would cost to paint all the rooms in her house. The decorator arrived to look at the house and the woman showed him into the dining room. “What […]

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Three Blonde Fishermen

It’s a nice sunny day and three blonde fishermen are sitting by the side of a river, holding fishing poles with their lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, I’d like to see your fishing licenses”. “We […]

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Swerving All Over The Road

A blonde woman was driving down the road one night and she was swerving all over the road, zig-zagging left and right like crazy. After about a mile, she was pulled over by a police officer who couldn’t believe what he saw and flagged her down. The police officer approached […]