So, one day a blonde woman decided that she was sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. She decidesd that she would show her husband that blondes really are smart after all. While her husband was out at work, she made […]
Jokes in category: Blonde Jokes
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We have a great collection of Blonde Jokes here (36 and counting).
We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times.
Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.
A blonde woman bought a brand new car and decided that this was the perfect time to go and visit an old friend who she hadn’t seen in a while and who lived quite a distance away. So she set off in her new car and reached her friend’s house […]
A young blonde woman goes for a job interview for an office job. The interviewer decides to start with the basics, “Can you tell us your age, please Miss?” The young blonde woman counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, “Errrr… 22!” The interviewer tries another […]
A blonde woman buys a puzzle and takes it home. After an hour she has none of it together, so she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. She says, “I just bought this puzzle, but i can’t find any of the edges and none of the pieces fit together, not […]
A blonde woman went into a pizza restaurant, looked at the menu and ordered a medium pizza. The assistant asked her how many pieces she wouldd like to have it cut into, six or twelve. “Oh, goodness, six please”, said the blonde woman, “I don’t think I could ever eat […]
A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room. There was a strange looking woman sitting at the entrance who greeted them with, “Welcome to the ladies room. Be sure to […]
The flight attendant on a plane that was headed to New York approached a blonde woman who was sitting in the first class section, requesting that she move toa seat in economy because she had only purchased an economy class ticket. The woman replied to the flight attendant, “I’m blonde, […]
One winter day, a blonde woman decided that should would like to try ice fishing. So, she packed up her fishing gear and headed to the nearest iced over area that she could find. She proceeded to cut a hole in the ice, when suddenly a booming voice called out […]
A blonde woman steps into an elevator and with a meaming smile on her face says at the man who is already in there, “T-G-I-F”. The man smiles back at her and says, “S-H-I-T.” The blonde woman gives a puzzled look for a moment, then smiles back and replies, “T-G-I-F.” […]
A blonde woman had just bought a new sports car, a convertible, and she took it out for a drive on the highway. She was driving along the road, deliriously happy, and not paying attention to what she was doing, when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The truck […]
