We have the best collection of Blonde Jokes on the web (more than 80 at the last check). These are not just one liners like some sites, our Blonde Jokes are all “proper jokes” for a good read and a good laugh.
Two girls, a blonde and a brunette were getting into an elevator when along came this really hot looking guy. As he got into the elevator and stood next to them, the girls noticed he had a really bad dandruff problem. The brunette whispered to the blonde, “Someone should give […]
The Best Collection Of Blonde Jokes
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We have the best collection of Blonde Jokes on the web (more than 80 at the last check). These are not just one liners like some sites, our Blonde Jokes are all “proper jokes” for a good read and a good laugh.
We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times. We do have some blonde men jokes as well for that very reason.
Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.
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A blonde walked into a police station and asked to speak to the police chief. When the police chief came out to the front desk, she told him that she wanted to be a police officer and asked how she could go about getting a job interview. The police chief […]
A blonde receptionist burst into a manager’s office and said “Mr. Johnson, I just saw someone get into your BMW and drive off in it!” “Oh no”, the manager replied, “Did your try to stop him?” “No”, the blonde receptionist said, “but it’s ok, I got the license plate number!” […]
A naive blonde girl went out on a date with her boyfriend one evening. They went to see a movie, then they went to a bar and had a burger. Afterwards, he drove her to a local viewpoint, where he parked the car and started to kiss her. As things […]
Mary Lou went into a coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. Like any other blonde she can’t resist the chance to enter a competition and win a prize, so she peeled it off and then started jumping up and down and […]
A young blonde woman went into the office one morning and she was crying her eyes out. Her boss, naturally concerned about the well being of all his employees, asked her sympathetically, “What’s the matter Tracy?” The blonde woman replied, “Early this morning I got a phone call to say […]
A blonde schoolgirl came home one evening, ran to her Mother and said, “Mummy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! It’s good, innit?” “Yes, darling, […]
There was a massive sale advertized at the appliance store sale, a blonde woman went in and found herself a real bargain. “I would like to buy this television”, she told the salesman. “I’m sorry madam, we don’t sell to blondes”, he replied. Really wanting to buy this bargain, she […]
We have a good blonde joke for you, it’s about the blonde in the bakery. Hope you enjoy this one. A local bakery decided to hire someone part-time to work in the shop and ended up employing a blonde woman who was in her early twenty’s and who could work […]
A blonde woman returned home from work one day and was shocked to find her house had been burgled and ransacked. She telephoned the police at once to report the crime. The police dispatcher immediately broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit that was patrolling nearby was […]