A blonde girl who is wearing a pair of headphones, walks into a hair salon and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks at her and says, “You will need to take off the headphones first.” “If I take them off I’ll die”, the girl replies. For a while […]
Jokes in category: Blondes
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One winter day in the Midwest USA, as a truck stops for a red light, a blonde catches up and stops alongside. The driver jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name […]
There were these two blondes, who were driving along the highway, looking for a place to stop and picnic. The first blonde says to the other, “Let’s stop here, and have our picnic under that tree where it’s shady.” The other says, “No! Let’s have it right here in the […]
Three blondes died, and they all found themselves at the pearly gates of Heaven, standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they would have to demonstrate that they were Christians. To do this, he would require each of them to explain to […]
A sales executive was helping a new blonde trainee prepare for her first weekend sales convention. Upon their arrival in New York, the boss showed her the best places to eat, shop, and stay. The following morning, as the group was organizing their material for the days presentation, the executive […]
Suzie, a stereo-typical blonde, had to take her car in for repair, and meets up with her friend Marjorie later that day as she is picking up her car from the mechanic. Marjorie asks her, “Is everything ok with your car now?” “Yes, thank goodness” Suzie replies. “Weren’t you worried […]
This might just be first blonde guy joke. For me it was well worth the wait, I hope it is for you too… An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the […]
A blonde couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called, and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy. The couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the […]
Two leggy blondes walk up to a perfume counter in a large department store. The first blonde picks up a sample bottle of perfume, sprays it on her wrist, smells it, and says, “That’s nice, don’t you think, Tracy?” Tracy takes a sniff of her friend’s wrist, and says, “Yeah, […]
One winter morning in northeastern South Dakota, a husband and his blonde wife were listening to the weather forecast on the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side […]