So I’m driving down the highway with my girlfriend in my Mustang convertible, and we get stuck in heavy traffic. She is blonde by the way, a stereo-typical blonde in many ways, head full of air, and that’s not just because we had the top down either, it’s just the […]
Jokes in category: Blondes
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A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. Read more…
A blonde and a brunette were having coffee together one morning…
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked […]
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she’s been trying to get rid of. The blonde followed the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was […]
An elderly blonde lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The now widowed blonde, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. […]