Mary Lou went into a coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup. Like any other blonde she can’t resist the chance to enter a competition and win a prize, so she peeled it off and then started jumping up and down and […]
The Best Collection Of Blonde Jokes
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We have the best collection of Blonde Jokes on the web (more than 75 at the last check).
We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times. We do have some blonde men jokes as well for that very reason.
Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.
A young blonde woman went into the office one morning and she was crying her eyes out. Her boss, naturally concerned about the well being of all his employees, asked her sympathetically, “What’s the matter Tracy?” The blonde woman replied, “Early this morning I got a phone call to say […]
A blonde schoolgirl came home one evening, ran to her Mother and said, “Mummy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! It’s good, innit?” “Yes, darling, […]
There was a massive sale advertized at the appliance store sale, a blonde woman went in and found herself a real bargain. “I would like to buy this television”, she told the salesman. “I’m sorry madam, we don’t sell to blondes”, he replied. Really wanting to buy this bargain, she […]
A local bakery decided to hire someone part-time to work in the shop and ended up employing a blonde woman who was in her early twenty’s and who could work evenings and weekends. She appeared to be perfect for the job, however she did have had one eccentric characteristic, which […]
A blonde woman returned home from work one day and was shocked to find her house had been burgled and ransacked. She telephoned the police at once to report the crime. The police dispatcher immediately broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit that was patrolling nearby was […]
A state trooper arrived on the scene of a horrific accident where a blonde woman had just totalled her car a few minutes before. Miraculously, the blonde woman was able to pry herself out from the wreckage of her car without a scratch and was in the process of applying […]
A blonde girl from Kentucky was bragging to one of her friends about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly said, “Go ahead, ask me the capital of any of the States in the USA, I know all of them, I have been studying for weeks”. Her friend thought for […]
A blonde woman suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She then heads over to his apartment and to her surprise, when she opens the door she finds him in a compromising position in the arms of a redhead. Well, the […]
Two blonde women are walking down the street, when one of them sees a makeup compact lying on the sidewalk. She bends over and picks it up, opens it, looks in the mirror and says to her friend, “Hmm, this person looks familiar”. The second blonde says, “Here, let me […]
