I’d like to tell you about a swimmng race that was held in British Columbia, Canada, from the mainland to Vancouver Island. There were three competitors, a brunette, a redhead and a blonde and a stipulation was that they could only do the breaststroke. After about 14 hours, the brunette […]
Jokes in category: Blonde Jokes
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We have a great collection of Blonde Jokes here (more than 40 at the last check).
We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times.
Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.
The young blonde student reported for her university final examination, which consisted of a series of “Yes/No” type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall and when the examination began, she just stared at the question paper for what seemed like an eternity, although in reality I guess […]
To prepare for his big date with a hot blonde, the young man decided to go sunbathing in the nude on the roof of his apartment building, to try and look a little more tanned. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, while lying on his back, […]
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, “Honey, I […]
A blonde woman walked into the pet shop. After looking up and down the aisles for a few minutes, she asked the sales clerk if he could help her. “I’d like a box of birdseed”, the blonde woman said to him. “For which kind of bird?” he asked helpfully. “Oh, […]
Have you heard about the time that this Blonde woman decided to keep a calendar journal? She jotted down on it all the eventful things that had happened each month throughout the year. It read something like this… JANUARY – Happy New Year to me. Took the scarf I bought […]
So, one day a blonde woman decided that she was sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. She decidesd that she would show her husband that blondes really are smart after all. While her husband was out at work, she made […]
A blonde woman bought a brand new car and decided that this was the perfect time to go and visit an old friend who she hadn’t seen in a while and who lived quite a distance away. So she set off in her new car and reached her friend’s house […]
A young blonde woman goes for a job interview for an office job. The interviewer decides to start with the basics, “Can you tell us your age, please Miss?” The young blonde woman counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, “Errrr… 22!” The interviewer tries another […]
A blonde woman buys a puzzle and takes it home. After an hour she has none of it together, so she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. She says, “I just bought this puzzle, but i can’t find any of the edges and none of the pieces fit together, not […]
