A blonde woman went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboy preparing the horses at the Dude Ranch asked if her if she wanted a Western or an English saddle. The blonde woman asked what the difference between them was. “Well”, the cowboy said, “one has a horn and […]
Jokes in category: Blonde Jokes
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We have a great collection of Blonde Jokes here (more than 55 at the last check).
We often make fun of blondes, especially blonde women, who have a reputation for being dumb, although blonde men can also be just as dumb at times. We do have some blnde men jokes as well for that very reason.
Of course we know that in real life, just because you are blonde doesn’t mean that you are dumber than someone with hair of another colour, but as this is a jokes site, just go with the flow and enjoy our Blonde Jokes category.
A new young blonde wife makes a telephone call to her mother and as soon as her mother answers the phone she bursts into tears. She sobs over the phone to her mother, “Richard doesn’t appreciate what I do for him”. “Now, now”, her mother said, trying to comfort her […]
A blonde woman hair stylist was trying to sell her old car, but she was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had done a lot of miles. To say it had done a lot of miles was a bit of an understatement, in fact it had […]
A blonde woman sees a shiny object in the window of a store. Curious about the shiny object, she goes into the store and asks the store clerk, “What is that thing?” The store clerk responds, “It’s a thermos”. The blond then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk says […]
Three girls, a blonde, a redhead and a brunette, all died within minutes of each other and ended up together at the pearly gates of Heaven. When they went to enter through the gates, they were stopped by St. Peter and an obedient angel. St. Peter motioned for the girls […]
One day a woman called a decorator and asked him to come over and give her an estimate on how much it would cost to paint all the rooms in her house. The decorator arrived to look at the house and the woman showed him into the dining room. “What […]
It’s a nice sunny day and three blonde fishermen are sitting by the side of a river, holding fishing poles with their lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, “Excuse me, I’d like to see your fishing licenses”. “We […]
A blonde woman decided to hire herself out as a “handywoman” to try and earn some money. To find some work to get her started, she knocked on the doors of the homes in a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the […]
A blonde woman was recently hired at an office. The first task she was given on her first day at the office was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. […]
A blonde woman was driving down the road one night and she was swerving all over the road, zig-zagging left and right like crazy. After about a mile, she was pulled over by a police officer who couldn’t believe what he saw and flagged her down. The police officer approached […]
