Jokes in category:  Bad Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bad_egg.pngDid you ever wonder where all those Really Bad Jokes end up?

We collect them here and encourage you to read them so we can revel in listening to you groan when you get to the punchline, if there is a punchline that is.

Some bad jokes are just that – BAD! But some are really funny, just terrible jokes.

So grab a chair, get comfy and read a few bad jokes. Life will seem so much better afterwards I assure you.

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Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching television and drinking a beer, when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, “You Sign! You sign!” Behind him is an enormous truck full of […]

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Two Whales

Two whales were swimming around in the ocean (as whales do), when they come upon a ship that is hauling potatoes. The first whale swims underneath it, tips it over and eats everything, ship and all. A few days later, the two whales are still swimming around in the ocean […]

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Make $$$$ Guaranteed

I know how interested we all are in making $$$$. Here is a guaranteed way to make $$$, and it won’t cost you anything to do this either. Caution: This is not for the clumsy. So, are you interested in making $$$$ fast? Here’s an incredibly simple way to do […]

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Two Brooms Get Married

Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other really well, so well in fact that they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her […]

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Indian Junkies

There were these two Indian junkies who were down on their luck. Both were desperate for another fix, but they had no money, and all attempts to beg, steal or borrow had left them not so high and dry. They raided the cupboards in the house one final time, and […]