Pretty much everyone has heard of Yodelling and the fact that it originated in Switzerland, but not many people actually know the history of Yodelling. I am guessing that you don’t know the history of Yodelling either, otherwise why would you be here? So read on friend and you shall […]
The Best Collection Of Bad Jokes
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Did you ever wonder where all those Really Bad Jokes end up?
We add them to our Bad Jokes collection and encourage you to read them so we can revel in listening to you groan when you get to the punchline, if there is a punchline that is.
Some bad jokes are just that – BAD! But some are really funny, just terrible jokes.
So grab a chair, get comfy and read a few bad jokes. Life will seem so much better afterwards I assure you.
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An aircraft that was carrying a full cargo of Pepsi was flying over Papua New Guinea when it had a malfunction and went down in the jungle. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company, having sent out search planes to try and locate the crashed plane, finally located the wreckage. […]
While he was on a walk through the woods with a friend, a man noticed a large black bird that was perched in a nearby tree. “You know”, the man said to his friend, “I’ve always wondered what the difference is between a raven and a crow”. “You have to […]
Do you like fantasy stories? Here’s a fantasy story for you about three medieval kingdoms that bordered each other on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the three medieval kingdoms had been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings […]
There is an exclusive apartment building in Manhattan in which many United Nations representatives live, including a mysterious holy man from India, a mystic. A butcher, who had a flourishing business next to the apartment building, was constantly berated by the holy man for selling beef. Cattle, of course, are […]
Many years ago, yes it sounds really bizarre I know, but a young boy was born without a belly button. Instead of a belly button, in its place was a golden screw. Oh come on, would I lie to you? Ok, ok so it’s a joke right and I’m using […]
I love to go to the beach, don’t you? You just never know who or what you might see at the beach, it’s a great place to people watch. Well, a couple lived near the ocean and they used to walk the beach a lot, most days in fact. One […]
A story went around that a friend of Stevie Wonder bought him a cheese grater as a Christmas present one year. A few weeks later, the friend met up with the star again and asked him what he thought of the present. “Man!” replied Stevie. “That was the most violent […]
Ah no, this isn’t a story about the movie The Fisher King, it’s a story about a King who loved to fish. But hey, don’t leave just yet, this might not be a joke about Robin Williams but it’s still funny. Once upon a time, and fairy stories like this […]
A woman went into the funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She told the funeral director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?” “No,” […]
You need to have a British sense of humor (ahem – that would be humour) to fully understand this joke about the ice cream man. There is an explanation of some of the terms following the joke and we hope you enjoy it….. The ice cream van belonging to Angelo, […]
Are you ready for a bad joke? A really bad joke even? Ok, so there were three French Foreign Legionnaires who were walking through the desert under the baking hot sun. They were fully equipped with enough water for days and they had plenty of food in their packs, but […]