Jokes in category:  Bad Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bad_egg.pngDid you ever wonder where all those Really Bad Jokes end up?

We collect them here and encourage you to read them so we can revel in listening to you groan when you get to the punchline, if there is a punchline that is.

Some bad jokes are just that – BAD! But some are really funny, just terrible jokes.

So grab a chair, get comfy and read a few bad jokes. Life will seem so much better afterwards I assure you.

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Holy Man

There is an exclusive apartment building in Manhattan in which many United Nations representatives live, including a mysterious holy man from India, a mystic. A butcher, who had a flourishing business next to the apartment building, was constantly berated by the holy man for selling beef. Cattle, of course, are […]

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The Golden Screw

Many years ago, a young boy was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All of the doctors who examined the boy told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with the golden screw instead of […]

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Cheese Grater

A friend of Stevie Wonder bought him a cheese grater as a Christmas present. A few weeks later the friend met up with the star again and asked him what he thought of the present. “Man!” replied Stevie. “That was the most violent book I’ve ever read!” Image used under […]

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The Funeral Home

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?” “No,” she […]

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The Ice Cream Man

You need to have a British sense of humor (ahem – that would be humour) to fully understand this. There is an explanation of some of the terms following the joke….. The ice cream van belonging to Angelo, one of the Italian family’s fleet of ice cream vans, is parked […]

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The Bacon Tree

There were three French Foreign Legionnaires walking through the desert under a baking sun. They were fully equipped with enough water for days, and they had plenty of food in their packs. On the shimmering horizon mirages came and went and came again. There were visions of swimming pools attended […]