Did you ever wonder where all those Really Bad Jokes end up?
Two cannibals were talking one day about food. The first cannibal commented, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. No matter what I do, I just can’t seem […]
The Best Collection Of Bad Jokes
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Did you ever wonder where all those Really Bad Jokes end up?
We add them to our Bad Jokes collection and encourage you to read them so we can revel in listening to you groan when you get to the punchline, if there is a punchline that is.
Some bad jokes are just that – BAD! But some are really funny, just terrible jokes.
So grab a chair, get comfy and read a few bad jokes. Life will seem so much better afterwards I assure you.
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