Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck that was walking on the […]
The Best Collection Of Bad Jokes
A young man has been working as a supermarket bagger for five years, every day all he does is bag people’s purchases at the checkout. One day, the supermarket acuires a new orange juice machine. The young man is really excited and asks the supermarket manager if he can operate […]
As it’s clearly not politically correct to direct a joke at any particular ethnic minority these days, here is one that should upset just about everyone: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Southerner, but certainly not […]
Their ship was sinking fast in the middle of the ocean, but four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. They decided to have a cigarette and relax for a few moments before starting their journey to safety. The cigarettes were dry, […]
One winter, Howard and Donald decided to build a skating rink in the middle of a pasture on their farm. A shepherd, who was leading his flock of sheep, decided to take a shortcut across the skating rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and didn’t want to […]
A man went to his dentist because he felt something was wrong with his mouth, his dentures didn’t seem to feel quite right. The dentist examined the man’s mouth and said to him, “That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is completely corroded. What on […]
It’s hard to believe I know, but there was a time when the Seven Dwarves got to meet The Pope. Our story begins with six of the seven dwarfs sitting around the house one day, when Sleepy comes rushing in and says, “Guess what guys, I’ve won a trip to […]
Pretty much everyone has heard of Yodelling and that it originated in Switzerland, but not many people know the history of Yodelling. I am guessing that you don’t know the history of Yodelling, otherwise why would you be here? Read on friend and you shall be enlightened. The history of […]
An aircraft that was carrying a full cargo of Pepsi was flying over Papua New Guinea when it had a malfunction and went down in the jungle. A few weeks later, the Pepsi Company, having sent out search planes to try and locate the crashed plane, finally located the wreckage. […]
While he was on a walk through the woods with a friend, a man noticed a large black bird that was perched in a nearby tree. “You know”, the man said to his friend, “I’ve always wondered what the difference is between a raven and a crow”. “You have to […]