Liver and cheese really don’t go together, so how then do you get liver and cheese together in a joke? Here’s how… Three male dogs were walking down the street when they spotted a beautiful female Poodle. The males were speechless. She was absolutely gorgeous, her hair all cut in […]
Jokes in category: Bad Jokes
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet, and after a while they got to know each other really well, so well in fact that they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her […]
There were these two Indian junkies who were down on their luck. Both were desperate for another fix, but they had no money, and all attempts to beg, steal or borrow had left them not so high and dry. They raided the cupboards in the house one final time, and […]
As it’s April I thought you might enjoy a seasonal joke. I warn you in advance though, it’s a terrible one… On his way to work a man had to swerve to avoid a box that had fallen out of a truck right in front of him. A State trooper […]
Far far away in the warm clear blue tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around, their names were Justin and Christian. The pair of prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area, and finally one day Justin said to Christian, […]
THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME After Quasimodo’s death, the Bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening […]