The Best Collection Of Bad Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/striatic/2192192956Did you ever wonder where all those Really Bad Jokes end up?

We add them to our Bad Jokes collection and encourage you to read them so we can revel in listening to you groan when you get to the punchline, if there is a punchline that is.

Some bad jokes are just that – BAD! But some are really funny, just terrible jokes.

So grab a chair, get comfy and read a few bad jokes. Life will seem so much better afterwards I assure you.


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Two Cannibals

Two cannibals were talking one day about food. The first cannibal commented, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. No matter what I do, I just can’t seem […]

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Paint

Back in the good old days of the 19th century, paint was a very precious commodity and British merchants could make a small fortune supplying paint to the colonies. One company sent a clipper ship full of red paint across the ocean. As luck would have it, bad luck unfortunately, […]

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Dentures

A man went to see his dentist because he felt something was wrong with his mouth, his dentures didn’t seem to feel quite right lately. The dentist examined the man’s mouth and said to him, “That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is completely corroded. […]