So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder. As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good […]
Funny Bad Jokes
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Did you ever wonder where all those Really Bad Jokes end up?
We add them to our Bad Jokes collection and encourage you to read them so we can revel in listening to you groan when you get to the punchline, if there is a punchline that is.
Some bad jokes are just that – BAD! But some are really funny, just terrible jokes.
So grab a chair, get comfy and read a few bad jokes. Life will seem so much better afterwards I assure you.
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