Jokes in category:  Bad Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bad_egg.pngDid you ever wonder where all those Really Bad Jokes end up?

We collect them here and encourage you to read them so we can revel in listening to you groan when you get to the punchline, if there is a punchline that is.

Some bad jokes are just that – BAD! But some are really funny, just terrible jokes.

So grab a chair, get comfy and read a few bad jokes. Life will seem so much better afterwards I assure you.

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The Beach

I love to go to the beach, don’t you? You just never know who or what you might see at the beach, it’s a great place to people watch. Well, a couple lived near the ocean and they used to walk the beach a lot, most days in fact. One […]

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Cheese Grater

A friend of Stevie Wonder bought him a cheese grater as a Christmas present. A few weeks later the friend met up with the star again and asked him what he thought of the present. “Man!” replied Stevie. “That was the most violent book I’ve ever read!” Image used under […]

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The Funeral Home

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?” “No,” she […]

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The Ice Cream Man

You need to have a British sense of humor (ahem – that would be humour) to fully understand this. There is an explanation of some of the terms following the joke….. Angelo the ice cream man’s van is parked at the side of the road. The lights are flashing, the […]

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The Bacon Tree

There were three French Foreign Legionnaires walking through the desert under a baking sun. They were fully equipped with enough water for days, and they had plenty of food in their packs. On the shimmering horizon mirages came and went and came again. There were visions of swimming pools attended […]

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Adopted Twins

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of the twins is adopted by a family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other twin is adopted by a family in Spain, they name him “Juan.” Years later, the twins find out who their real parents are, […]

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Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching television and drinking a beer, when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, “You Sign! You sign!” Behind him is an enormous truck full of […]