So a man went into a pub and he had a small salamander perched on his shouder. As the man walked up to the bar, the bartender took a good look at him and said, “wow that’s an interesting pet you have there, what’s his name?” The man replied, “He’s […]
The Best Collection Of Bad Jokes
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Did you ever wonder where all those Really Bad Jokes end up?
We add them to our Bad Jokes collection and encourage you to read them so we can revel in listening to you groan when you get to the punchline, if there is a punchline that is.
Some bad jokes are just that – BAD! But some are really funny, just terrible jokes.
So grab a chair, get comfy and read a few bad jokes. Life will seem so much better afterwards I assure you.
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This is a story about carob beans which was inspired by seeing a carob tree that was loaded with carob beans while I was on a recent holiday in Cyprus. We had driven up to the northwest coast of Cyprus and were out walking and looking out over the coast, […]
Do you love coffee? I love coffee so much, I struggle to get through the day without a cup of coffee. I’m sure that if you are a coffee lover too, you know exactly what I mean. The problem is though, that my wife can’t stand coffee. It’s not just […]
There is a strange legend that I have heard told about the cemetery where Mozart was buried. After the great compiser Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart passed away, he was buried in the churchyard of St. Marx in Vienna in his native Austria. The interesting thing is though, his grave is unmarked. […]
A group of ballerinas were wearing their tutus while practicing their dance routines for the evening performance. A couple of extra costumes arrived, but sent back because they thought they might be tutu many. A real groaner that one, sorry about that. But if we didn’t have bad jokes, the […]
Two cannibals were talking one day about food. The first cannibal commented, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. No matter what I do, I just can’t seem […]
Back in the good old days of the 19th century, paint was a very precious commodity and British merchants could make a small fortune supplying paint to the colonies. One company sent a clipper ship full of red paint across the ocean. As luck would have it, bad luck unfortunately, […]
Imagine this winter scene one cold and frosty morning in a local park. A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted a duck that was walking on the […]
A young man has been working at Walmart as a supermarket bagger for five years, every day all he does is bag people’s purchases at the checkout. One day, the supermarket acuires a new orange juice machine. The young man is really excited and asks the manager of the Walmart […]
As it’s clearly not politically correct to direct a joke at any particular ethnic minority these days, here is one ethnic minority joke that should upset just about everyone: An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Southerner, […]
Their ship was sinking fast in the middle of the ocean, but four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the water and climb into it safely. They decided to have a cigarette and relax for a few moments before starting their journey, rowing to safety. The cigarettes were […]
One winter, Howard and Donald decided to build a skating rink in the middle of a pasture on their farm. A shepherd, who was leading his flock of sheep across the fields, decided to take a shortcut across the skating rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and […]