A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?” “No,” she […]
Jokes in category: Bad Jokes
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You need to have a British sense of humor (ahem – that would be humour) to fully understand this. There is an explanation of some of the terms following the joke….. Angelo the ice cream man’s van is parked at the side of the road. The lights are flashing, the […]
There were three French Foreign Legionnaires walking through the desert under a baking sun. They were fully equipped with enough water for days, and they had plenty of food in their packs. On the shimmering horizon mirages came and went and came again. There were visions of swimming pools attended […]
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer who is standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Thinking that this looked rather unusual, he pulls the car over to the side of the road, and notices that the farmer is just standing […]
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of the twins is adopted by a family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other twin is adopted by a family in Spain, they name him “Juan.” Years later, the twins find out who their real parents are, […]
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching television and drinking a beer, when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, “You Sign! You sign!” Behind him is an enormous truck full of […]
Two whales were swimming around in the ocean (as whales do), when they come upon a ship that is hauling potatoes. The first whale swims underneath it, tips it over and eats everything, ship and all. A few days later, the two whales are still swimming around in the ocean […]
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Robert was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money as compensation, left the company and went on his way. One day, […]
Arthur and Margaret Hill decided to spend their honeymoon in Transylvania, as they always wanted to go Europe and see the old buildings and castles. One day, they are driving their rental car along a rather deserted road in Transylvalia. It’s late, and it’s raining very hard. The rain is […]