Jokes in category:  Bad Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bad_egg.pngDid you ever wonder where all those Really Bad Jokes end up?

We collect them here and encourage you to read them so we can revel in listening to you groan when you get to the punchline, if there is a punchline that is.

Some bad jokes are just that – BAD! But some are really funny, just terrible jokes.

So grab a chair, get comfy and read a few bad jokes. Life will seem so much better afterwards I assure you.

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Large Black Bird

While he was on a walk through the woods with a friend, a man noticed a large black bird that was perched in a nearby tree. “You know”, the man said to his friend, “I’ve always wondered what the difference is between a raven and a crow”. “You have to […]

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Three Medieval Kingdoms

Do you like fantasy stories? Here’s a fantasy story for you about three medieval kingdoms that bordered each other on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, which the three medieval kingdoms had been fighting over for years. Finally, the three kings […]

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Holy Man

There is an exclusive apartment building in Manhattan in which many United Nations representatives live, including a mysterious holy man from India, a mystic. A butcher, who had a flourishing business next to the apartment building, was constantly berated by the holy man for selling beef. Cattle, of course, are […]

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The Golden Screw

Many years ago, a young boy was born without a belly button. In its place was a golden screw. All of the doctors who examined the boy told his mother that there was nothing they could do. Like it or not, he was stuck with the golden screw instead of […]

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Cheese Grater

A friend of Stevie Wonder bought him a cheese grater as a Christmas present. A few weeks later the friend met up with the star again and asked him what he thought of the present. “Man!” replied Stevie. “That was the most violent book I’ve ever read!” Image used under […]