The paramedic arrived at the house to find it in darkness. He had responded to the emergency call on his own as there was a power cut in the area and it was a busy night for the emergency services. The house was very dark inside due to the power […]
The Best Collection Of Baby Jokes
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Here is our collection of funny Baby Jokes and funny baby pictures and videos for you to enjoy.
Everyone loves baby jokes and funny stories about babies don’t they.
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I arrived home from work one evening to hear about the birth of my newest nephew. Of course, one has to make the “ceremonial pilgrimage” to the hospital to “view” the baby (as if the mother needs to be entertaining relatives in between nursing, baths and post-partum exercises!). So, we […]
A young mother came into my father’s insurance office recently, wheeling her newborn twins in a double stroller. Like any typical man would, my father asked the young mother if she ever had any trouble telling the twins apart. She woman gave him a funny look and then replied haughtily, […]
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when a gorgeous woman boarded the bus, sat down next to him and started to breast feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it’s food, so the woman said, “Come on sweetie, drink it all up or I’ll have to […]
A young couple brought their newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told them, “You have a cute baby.” Smiling, the young mother said, “I bet you say that to all new parents.” “No,” the pediatrician replied, “just to those parents whose babies […]
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby called to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied the other baby giggling. “What do you mean, you don’t know?” said the first baby. “I mean I don’t know how to tell […]
Whatever you do, don’t pull the plug again! We all know what’s it’s like when a baby cries and nothing you do will stop it. But then you find the dummy (pacifier), you pop it in the baby’s mouth. and “ahhhh” peace and quiet. Well, that is until some do-gooder […]
