Funny Baby Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pxhere.com/en/photo/706253Here is our collection of funny Baby Jokes and funny baby pictures and videos for you to enjoy.

Everyone loves baby jokes and funny stories about babies don’t they.

Please share with your friends if you enjoy them. We added some Social Media share buttons to help you to help us by sharing the humour that we spend many hours putting together for you.

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The Paramedic

The paramedic arrived at the house to find it in darkness. He had responded to the emergency call on his own as there was a power cut in the area […]

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The Birth Of My Newest Nephew

I arrived home from work one evening to hear about the birth of my newest nephew. Of course, one has to make the “ceremonial pilgrimage” to the hospital to “view” […]

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Newborn Twins

A young mother came into my father’s insurance office recently, wheeling her newborn twins in a double stroller. Like any typical man would, my father asked the young mother if […]

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Breast Feeding On The Bus

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when a gorgeous woman boarded the bus, sat down next to him and started to breast feed her baby. The […]

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Newborn Son’s First Checkup

A young couple brought their newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told them, “You have a cute baby.” Smiling, the young mother […]

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Are You A Little Boy Or A Little Girl?

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby called to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t know,” replied the other baby […]

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Don’t Pull The Plug

Whatever you do, don’t pull the plug again! We all know what’s it’s like when a baby cries and nothing you do will stop it. But then you find the […]