We hope you enjoy this collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos.
A woman bought a dog for her husband. She was passing the animal shelter one day and this one kept looking at her and wagging his tail, she was sure it was smiling at her. She just fell in love with it and bought it there and then. When she […]
The Best Collection Of Animal Jokes
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We hope you enjoy this collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos.
Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.
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A man called a friend of his, who was a horse rancher and said that he was sending a friend over to look at a horse. His friend asked, “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy”, the man replied, “He’s a midget with a speech impediment.” Well, to cut a […]
Just in case you were wondering, these short pigeon jokes are a collection of short jokes about pigeons not a collection of jokes about short pigeons. Pigeon legs are short enough already, they don’t need them any shorter! We hope you enjoy this selection of one liners, puns and other […]
Have you heard of the phenomena of fainting goats? I hadn’t either until recently when I saw a video clip of a goat being scared and it just fell over, pretending to faint or play dead. Goats are naturally funny creatures anyhow. Whether it’s the sounds that they make or […]
A family of skunks was trapped in a thicket in the forest. They were completely surrounded by a pack of large, hungry wolves that kept edging closer and closer with every passing minute. The mother skunk calmly gave an instruction to her young, “Quickly children, let us put our heads […]
I really don’t like cats, never have done. so when I read this I knew it had to go up on The Laughline as I can just imagine it happening to someone. It’s probably happened to YOU! A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat. It was always messing in the […]
Mike came back recently from an African safari. After his arrival, he went to visit his friend, Brendan and told him all about his adventures while he was in Africa. “One day I was out in the jungle”, he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in […]
One day, a hungry bear was sitting on the side of a river bank, watching a fish jumping out of the water trying to catch a fly. The bear thought to himself, “if that fly would just drop six inches, the fish would jump up to get the fly and […]
One fine January afternoon in South Florida, a little flea oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, spread out his blanket, and was just getting ready to soak up the Miami sun, when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of […]
A gorilla goes into a pub and sits down on a stool at the bar. The bartender, who was working a few feet away, was washing glasses when he saw the gorilla take his seat at the bar. He was astonished to see a gorilla in the pub and ran […]
