We hope you enjoy our collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos.
Hands up if you find Sloths cute? Well I do, and baby Sloths are about the cutest animals on the planet in my opinion. These video clips of cute baby Sloths are so sweet and I thought bound to raise a smile. On one business trip to Venezuela, I was […]
Jokes in category: Animal Jokes
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We hope you enjoy our collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos.
Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.
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Elephants are some of the largest animals on the planet, but Elephants can also be really funny to watch, they have great personalities. Here is a collection of video clips of funny Elephants for you to enjoy. We thought they were pretty funny, hope they raise a smile for you […]
An old snake found that his eyesight was no longer as good as it was, so he went to see his Doctor. “Please Doctor, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see well these days”, the snake said. The Doc fixed him up with a pair of glasses and […]
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well”, the vet says, “let’s have a look at him”. So, the vet picks the dog up, examines his eyes and ears, then he checks his […]
A man walks into a bar with a small dog on a leash. The bartender sees him and calls out, “Get out of here with that dog!” The man walks up to the bar and says to the bartender, “But this isn’t just any dog … this dog can play […]
A man was driving down a quiet country road, when suddenly, a rooster ran out into the middle of the road. The car hit the rooster with a loud BANG and although the man slammed on the brakes as hard as he could, it was too late. The rooster disappeared […]
Everyone loves making fun of Penguins don’t they. The poor old Penguin is always the subject of some joke or other. It’s really unfair in my opinion. I heard the other day that Penguins mate for life. That doesn’t really surprise me I guess, because they all look exactly alike. […]
A woman client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realised that it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. So, I turned on […]
Little Tommy ran into the kitchen crying and cradling his pet turtle in his hands. “Mommy, my turtle is dead”, Little Tommy told his mother as he held the turtle out to her, with tears streaming down his cheeks. His mother kissed him on the head, then said, “That’s all […]
In his younger days, our golden retriever Charlie often ran away when he had the chance, usually when our backs were turned for a minute or two. His veterinarian’s office was about a mile down the road, and Charlie would usually end up there. The office staff at the vets […]
