Jokes in category:  Animal Jokes

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Image Copyright Tony Payne 2018We hope you enjoy our collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos.

Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.

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Cross-Eyed Rottweiler

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?” “Well”, the vet says, “let’s have a look at him”. So, the vet picks the dog up, examines his eyes and ears, then he checks his […]

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The Rooster

A man was driving down a quiet country road, when suddenly, a rooster ran out into the middle of the road. The car hit the rooster with a loud BANG and although the man slammed on the brakes as hard as he could, it was too late. The rooster disappeared […]

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Pet Turtle

Little Tommy ran into the kitchen crying and cradling his pet turtle in his hands. “Mommy, my turtle is dead”, Little Tommy told his mother as he held the turtle out to her, with tears streaming down his cheeks. His mother kissed him on the head, then said, “That’s all […]