Jokes in category:  Animal Jokes

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Image Copyright Tony Payne 2018We hope you enjoy our collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos.

Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.

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New Dog Breeds

The following new dog breeds are now recognized by the American Kennel Club. Well maybe they are, I don’t really know for sure. This is a joke after all. It’s rather like crossing an elephant with a mouse; you can conjure up a funny name but in reality it isn’t […]

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A Salesman Dropped In

A salesman dropped in to see one of his customers. To his surprise, not a soul was in the office, except for a big German Shepherd who was emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks with him. The dog looked up […]

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The Elderly Duck

Roger had an elderly duck that wasn’t eating lately, so he took his old duck to the vet as he was concerned about it. The vet explained that as ducks get older, their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick […]

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Wet Rabbit

A woman walks into a vet’s waiting room. She is dragging a wet rabbit on a leash, and it’s pretty obvious that the rabbit does not want to be there. “Sit, Fluffy,” she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on a customer’s lap, getting water all […]