We hope you enjoy this collection of funny animal jokes, funny animal pictures and videos, we have more than 100 of them for you.
Two women dog owners were arguing over which of their dogs was smarter. The first woman bragged, “My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. Then, he takes a newspaper and brings it to me”. The second woman replied, “I know”. The first […]
The Best Collection Of Animal Jokes
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We hope you enjoy this collection of funny animal jokes, funny animal pictures and videos, we have more than 100 of them for you.
Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.
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A woman went to the pet store to purchase a drinking bowl for her dog. The girl at the counter asked her if she would you like to have the drinking bowl inscribed “For The Dog”. “It doesn’t really matter”, the woman replied. “My husband doesn’t drink water and the […]
Who doesn’t love funny elephant videos. Elephants are so funny to watch, but they can also we a bit intimidating and rather naughty as well, as you will see from some of these clips. We hope you enjoy these clips and indeed all of our animal videos and jokes. If […]
There’s nothing nicer than driving through the countryside, that is until you hit something. here’s a story about a man and his car and a dead cat. A man had been driving for what seemed hours down a long winding country lane with nothing but fields either side, when he […]
Little Jenny was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating, Jenny” he replied. “What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” Jenny asked him. “Oh, that’s a Daddy Longlegs dear”, her Daddy replied. Jenny asked […]
A man was walking down the road one day when he saw a sign in front of a house that read “TALKING DOG FOR SALE”. The sign raised his curiosity, so he walked up the path to the house and rang the doorbell. The owner opened the door, listened to […]
One day, a zoo keeper was walking past the Orangutan enclosure when he noticed that “Rocky” the Orangutang was sitting on a tree branch, reading not one but two books, the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. Even though he knew that Orangutans are very intelligent creatures, the zoo keeper […]
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Yes it’s one of those jokes I’m afraid, but bear with us and you will enjoy it. Come on, everybody loves a bad parrot joke! So, the pet shop owner pointed to three identical looking parrots on a perch […]
A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop. Yes I know, it’s going to be one of those kind of jokes, I can already hear you thinking it. Keep going though, you are going to like this one. Not a lot probably, but it’s […]
An elderly woman, who had five poodles, often had to make trips the veterinary clinic. Over the years, she brought her pet poodles to see the vet for routine checkups and procedures, it goes without saying that she was devoted to her little dogs. As time went by, however, one […]
