A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He felt that he needed the other animals to acknowledge his position as king of the jungle. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The trembling monkey says, “You […]
Jokes in category: Animal Jokes
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Enjoy our collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos. Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.
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Once upon a time there were two canaries in a cage, one male and the other female. After many months, the male decided to meet the female. So he scooted over to her side of the cage and said, “Since we’re in this together, why don’t I move over to […]
Last Monday I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I ventured to do something that I had never done before, I went horseback riding. Well, my ride all started ok, and everything was going fine, until the horse suddenly starts bouncing out of control. I tried […]
Six wise, blind elephants were discussing what humans were like. They failed to agree with each other in any way, and so they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience. So, off the elephants went, tramping through the jungle (visualise the Dawn Patrol from the Jungle Book […]
David will never forget the year that he received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. The parrot just seemed to love shouting out abusive words. This parrot was a great talker, and every other word that it […]
A retiring farmer decided that it would be too much like hard work to hold a livestock sale, and so he planned to give his animals away to his neighbors. He needed to rid his farm of animals, in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house […]
One day, an old dog, looking rather tired, wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and from his coat and well fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, and I gave him a few pats […]
A reporter hears a story about an amazing pig, and goes out to the farm in Arkansas where the pig lives to get the full story. He finds the farmer near the barn, and asks him if the rumours about his pig are true. “Yep,” says the farmer. “I got […]
This is for all the women out there who are desperately looking for a man. Maybe what you really need is a dog! If you want someone who’ll make a total fool of himself because he’s so glad to see you, don’t get a man, get a dog. If you […]
Whether you are a cat lover or not (and I’m definitely not a cat lover), this is a hysterical story about a painful incident involving a cat. We have all had trouble with our animals, but I don’t think anyone can top this one, which a friend related to me […]