Enjoy our collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos. Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.
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A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything, in essence The Perfect Pet. The pet shop owner thinks for a few moments, and suggests a faithful dog, that ought to make a great companion for the […]
This is a story about a man and his duck. The duck isn’t so much a pet, as the man’s best friend. This man takes his duck everywhere he goes. It doesn’t matter whether it’s going to the grocery store, for a drive in the country, or even going to […]
A meeting of the Elephant Council was convened and herds of elephants from all over Africa slowly made their way to the meeting, which was held in the middle of the jungle. As their national leader took his place on the stage, one of the African elephants trumpeted impatiently: “Come […]
My next door neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet to get it checked out. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears, and so he cleaned both ears, and as a result the dog could hear […]
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, “Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replied, “Well my son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand.” Not two […]
I have never been fond of annoying cats, especially those neighbourhood cats that keep coming into my garden, leaving their mess, and digging up and killing my plants. They really are one of My Pet Peeves. I have over the years thought of some devilishly ingenious plans for dealing with […]
The only cow in a small town in Scotland stopped giving milk. After a good amount of research, the town folk found they could buy a Welsh cow quite cheaply. So they brought a cow from Wales, drove it back home to Scotland, and it was wonderful. The Welsh cow […]