A meeting of the Elephant Council was convened and herds of elephants from all over Africa slowly made their way to the meeting, which was held in the middle of the jungle. As their national leader took his place on the stage, one of the African elephants trumpeted impatiently: “Come […]
Jokes in category: Animal Jokes
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My next door neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet to get it checked out. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears, and so he cleaned both ears, and as a result the dog could hear […]
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, “Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replied, “Well my son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand.” Not two […]
I have never been fond of annoying cats, especially those neighbourhood cats that keep coming into my garden, leaving their mess, and digging up and killing my plants. They really are one of My Pet Peeves. I have over the years thought of some devilishly ingenious plans for dealing with […]
The only cow in a small town in Scotland stopped giving milk. After a good amount of research, the town folk found they could buy a Welsh cow quite cheaply. So they brought a cow from Wales, drove it back home to Scotland, and it was wonderful. The Welsh cow […]
A very clever video of two dogs dining in a restaurant.
It’s only January, and already we have a contender for the worst joke of the year. Enjoy it, or not… Either way, please share it with your friends – make them laugh or make them groan.
Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, I have a question that has haunted me all of my days on earth…
Weird Alien Dog
Oh boy is this goat angry. This angry goat hisses and grumbles, and this goat spits too. Every been covered in goat spit? Very funny video.
Crazy dog growls at itself over a bone.
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” says the parrot. The businessman orders a coke. After waiting two or […]