We hope you enjoy our collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos.
I really don’t like cats, never have done. so when I read this I knew it had to go up on The Laughline as I can just imagine it happening to someone. It’s probably happened to YOU! A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat. It was always messing in the […]
Jokes in category: Animal Jokes
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We hope you enjoy our collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos.
Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.
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Mike came back recently from an African safari. After his arrival, he went to visit his friend, Brendan and told him all about his adventures while he was in Africa. “One day I was out in the jungle”, he said, “when all of a sudden I heard a noise in […]
One day, a hungry bear was sitting on the side of a river bank, watching a fish jumping out of the water trying to catch a fly. The bear thought to himself, “if that fly would just drop six inches, the fish would jump up to get the fly and […]
One fine January afternoon in South Florida, a little flea oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, spread out his blanket, and was just getting ready to soak up the Miami sun, when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of […]
A gorilla goes into a pub and sits down on a stool at the bar. The bartender, who was working a few feet away, was washing glasses when he saw the gorilla take his seat at the bar. He was astonished to see a gorilla in the pub and ran […]
There were two bulls in a field, a young bull called Harold and an old bull called Sam. The time of year came to satisfy the local female population and young Harold was pretty excited, seeing as this was his first season and he was raring to go and get […]
One lovely sunny morning in the big forest, the Bear family is just waking up. The warmth of the sun shining through their bedroom windows has been strong enough to wake everyone from their slumbers. Baby Bear crawls out of bed, goes to the bathroom, then he goes downstairs and […]
A few years ago, the mayor of Phoenix, Arizona, was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the city. No matter how hard he tried, he could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk […]
A Frenchman walked into a bar with a parrot perched on his shoulder. The bartender said to him, “Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get him?” “In France”, the parrot replied, “they have millions of them”.
A mouse looked through the crack in the farmhouse wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. “What delicious food might this package contain?” the mouse thought to himself. He was devastated to discover that it was a mousetrap. Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed a […]
