We all know that Americans speak differently in the North (Yankee Territory) to what they do in the South. Here is a useful translation guide for different types of dogs from Yankee to Southern. (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg. (Yankee) Poodle (Southern) Circus Dawg. (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher (Southern) […]
Jokes in category: Animal Jokes
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A ventriloquist who is visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local man, who is sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he will have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke “Good Day, do you mind if I talk to your […]
A city man was driving down a country road, when his car spluttered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him. “I believe it’s your radiator,” said the cow. The […]
Three mice were sitting in a bar, drinking and bragging about how tough they were. The first mouse downed a shot of tequila and said, “I play with mousetraps for fun. I’ll run into one on purpose, and as it’s closin’ on me I grab the bar and bench press […]
One day, a mother pig was casually walking through the farmyard with one of her piglets. Suddenly, without warning, a raccoon raced out from behind the barn, and scared the living daylights out of the mother pig. The little hog laughed to see such a plight, and the sow jumped […]
Chin-Chin the giant panda was placed on trial for entering a New York City restaurant, eating dinner, pulling out a machine gun, and shooting out the windows and doors. The judge looked at Chin-Chin’s lawyer and proclaimed, “Thirty eyewitnesses saw your client pay for dinner, shoot up the place, and […]
The fisherman had had a long day and all that he had caught was one small, red salmon. He was about to kill it when the salmon shouted, “Wait, I’m much too small to keep!” “Wow, a talking salmon,” the fisherman exclaimed. He was completely taken by surprise to find […]
A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out what lies in store for his future. The fortune teller looks at his little webbed palm, takes a deep breath, and says to him, “Aha! You are about to meet a beautiful young lady, who is going to want to […]
Two horses were sitting in a bar, having a drink or two. One horse said to the other, “I am such a wonderful horse. I made $100,000 for my owner racing last year.” The second horse replied, “That’s nothing! I made $1 million for my owner last year.” At that […]
A guy is walking along the street, when suddenly he sees a crowd of people running towards him. Wondering what the heck is going on, he stops one of the runners and asks “What’s happening?” “A lion has escaped from the zoo!” is the reply. “Oh my God! Which way […]