A woman parishioner goes to see her priest after the service one Sunday and says, “Father, I have a problem that I hope you can help me with”. The priest beckons to her to continue. The woman says, “I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say […]
Jokes in category: Animal Jokes
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We hope you enjoy our collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos.
Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.
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Roger had an elderly duck that wasn’t eating lately, so he took his old duck to the vet as he was concerned about it. The vet explained that as ducks get older, their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick […]
One day, a rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. […]
A company put a sign in the window saying “HELP WANTED. You must be a good typist and have good computer skills. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign […]
A circus owner is looking for a new lion tamer, so he places an advertisement in the local paper, and two young people show up for a job interview. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The […]
A woman walks into a vet’s waiting room. She is dragging a wet rabbit on a leash, and it’s pretty obvious that the rabbit does not want to be there. “Sit, Fluffy,” she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on a customer’s lap, getting water all […]
Have you ever wondered what goes on inside your pet’s head? Sometimes we like to think that we know what our pets are thinking, and often with dogs we can be right, but now always, as those who have been bitten by a “friendly” dog will no doubt testify. But […]
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in the tree in his back yard. He looks in the phone book, and sure enough he finds an ad for “Gorilla Catcher.” So, he calls the number in the phone book, and when he asks if they can remove […]
A police officer came upon a terrible car wreck, where both the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage, a little monkey came out of the brush, and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, “I wish you […]
Old Zebediah was a chicken farmer, and he was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. Zebediah kept records, and any rooster that didn’t perform well went into the soup pot and […]
