Little Tommy ran into the kitchen crying and cradling his pet turtle in his hands. “Mommy, my turtle is dead”, Little Tommy told his mother as he held the turtle out to her, with tears streaming down his cheeks. His mother kissed him on the head, then said, “That’s all […]
Jokes in category: Animal Jokes
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We hope you enjoy our collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos.
Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.
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In his younger days, our golden retriever Charlie often ran away when he had the chance, usually when our backs were turned for a minute or two. His veterinarian’s office was about a mile down the road, and Charlie would usually end up there. The office staff at the vets […]
A penguin is on vacation and driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sadly he sees oil dripping out of the engine. So he drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station to get […]
The following new dog breeds are now recognized by the American Kennel Club. Well maybe they are, I don’t really know for sure. This is a joke after all. It’s rather like crossing an elephant with a mouse; you can conjure up a funny name but in reality it isn’t […]
A salesman dropped in to see one of his customers. To his surprise, not a soul was in the office, except for a big German Shepherd who was emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks with him. The dog looked up […]
A woman parishioner goes to see her priest after the service one Sunday and says, “Father, I have a problem that I hope you can help me with”. The priest beckons to her to continue. The woman says, “I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say […]
Roger had an elderly duck that wasn’t eating lately, so he took his old duck to the vet as he was concerned about it. The vet explained that as ducks get older, their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick […]
One day, a rabbit managed to break free from his cage in the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. […]
A company put a sign in the window saying “HELP WANTED. You must be a good typist and have good computer skills. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign […]
A circus owner is looking for a new lion tamer, so he places an advertisement in the local paper, and two young people show up for a job interview. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The […]
