Funny Animal Jokes

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Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.

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Fox In The Garden. Photo copyright Tony Payne 2024

Bob Bought A Fox Home

So Bob went out and got drunk one night and I’m not quite sure how it happened but somehow Bob bought a fox home with him. Before you start thinking […]

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The Mouse And The Giraffe

This mouse was sitting in a bar having a beer, when a beautiful young giraffe walked in and sat down at the end of the bar. The mouse looked over […]

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Black Puppies

A man went to see the vet one day, carrying a litter of black puppies in a box. He asked the vet if he could give them their first set […]

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Five Young Bulls

Have you heard the one about the five young bulls? Ok, so there were these five young bulls who were standing around in their pasture on the farm, as bulls […]

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Nice Looking Dog

Liam was taking a stroll down by the harbour one day when he saw his friend Seamus walking by the sea wall with a nice looking dog. Liam went over […]

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Do Dogs Go To Heaven?

Have you ever wondered, do dogs go to Heaven? I know this is a question that a lot of people have pondered over the years and being “man’s best friend” […]

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Elephant’s Penis

A mother was with her five year old son at the zoo, looking at the elephants in their enclosure. The five year old boy looked with amazement at the large […]

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Eleven Holes In A Door

On one of his pastoral visits, a minister noticed that there were eleven holes in a door and inquired what they were for. “We have eleven cats, the eleven holes […]

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A Cat Died And Went To Heaven

A cat died and went to Heaven, as cats do in all stories like this. God met the cat at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good […]

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The Zookeeper’s Dilemna

The zookeeper had a dilemna. He wanted to get some extra animals for the zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn’t know […]

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Did You Hear About The Three Hens?

Did you hear about the three hens? The first hen was normal. The second hen was dyslexic. The third was a nymphomaniac. Every morning, when the hens woke up, they […]