Jokes in category:  Animal Jokes

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Image Copyright Tony Payne 2018We hope you enjoy our collection of funny animal jokes, pictures and videos.

Some animals are natural clowns and just love to goof around, so whether it’s dogs, cats, squirrels, monkeys, dolphins or whatever you find here, I hope they help to raise a few smiles.

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The Elderly Duck

Roger had an elderly duck that wasn’t eating lately, so he took his old duck to the vet as he was concerned about it. The vet explained that as ducks get older, their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick […]

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Wet Rabbit

A woman walks into a vet’s waiting room. She is dragging a wet rabbit on a leash, and it’s pretty obvious that the rabbit does not want to be there. “Sit, Fluffy,” she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on a customer’s lap, getting water all […]

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Gorilla

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in the tree in his back yard. He looks in the phone book, and sure enough he finds an ad for “Gorilla Catcher.” So, he calls the number in the phone book, and when he asks if they can remove […]