A truck driver had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill, and just as he was starting down the equally steep other side of the […]
Funny Adult Jokes
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day, having a triple wedding to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. Nothing could have been better. It was […]
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and blustery day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she […]
A young woman was walking past the local bookstore, when she saw a pile of books that were wrapped in plain brown paper, on display in the window. A big […]
Have you heard the story about the mugger and the nun? Yes or no, well it doesn’t matter, you are going to hear it now, grin! A nun was walking […]
Little Tommy came home from school one day and found his pet chicken dead. It was just laying there on the ground with it’s legs pointing straight up into the […]
A businessman and his secretary, who were overcome by passion, went to his house for an early afternoon quickie. “Don’t worry”, he assured her, “my wife is out of town […]
A professor at Auburn University in Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural to a large audience of students. To get a feel for his audience, he asked them, […]
“I have got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription for my birth control pills, I can’t afford to get pregnant!” said Jenny to her best friend Alison. […]
When I was 14, all I ever wanted in life was a girlfriend who had big t*ts. When I was 16, I dated a girl who had big t*ts, but […]
An American from Texas was visiting the UK and while in London he realised that he had forgotten to pack and razor blades in his luggage. He found a branch […]
A flat chested young lady went to Doctor Matthews to see about about enlarging her tiny breasts. She was otherwise quite shapely, but compared to her friends, she was definitely […]