Funny Adult Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons Licence from: https://pxhere.com/en/photo/1616165Welcome to this collection of  Adult Jokes, which are a bit naughty but not obscene. Adult jokes nevertheless.

Here you will find some naughty stories, pictures and videos to surely make you laugh.

The content of these posts, whether it’s strong language, or anything of a sexual nature, has been rated P.G. by us to help protect those who would prefer not to read that type of topic.

You won’t find anything too crude or offensive here though, we leave that to other sites.


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Middle Of The Road

A truck driver had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill, and just as he was starting down the equally steep other side of the […]

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Triple Wedding

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day, having a triple wedding to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. Nothing could have been better. It was […]

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Daytime Affair

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and blustery day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she […]

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Brown Paper Wrapper

A young woman was walking past the local bookstore, when she saw a pile of books that were wrapped in plain brown paper, on display in the window. A big […]

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The Mugger And The Nun

Have you heard the story about the mugger and the nun? Yes or no, well it doesn’t matter, you are going to hear it now, grin! A nun was walking […]

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Straight Up Into The Sky

Little Tommy came home from school one day and found his pet chicken dead. It was just laying there on the ground with it’s legs pointing straight up into the […]

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Afternoon Quickie

A businessman and his secretary, who were overcome by passion, went to his house for an early afternoon quickie. “Don’t worry”, he assured her, “my wife is out of town […]

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The Supernatural Lecture

A professor at Auburn University in Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural to a large audience of students. To get a feel for his audience, he asked them, […]

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Birth Control Pills

“I have got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription for my birth control pills, I can’t afford to get pregnant!” said Jenny to her best friend Alison. […]

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All I Ever Wanted

When I was 14, all I ever wanted in life was a girlfriend who had big t*ts. When I was 16, I dated a girl who had big t*ts, but […]

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American Razor Blades

An American from Texas was visiting the UK and while in London he realised that he had forgotten to pack and razor blades in his luggage. He found a branch […]

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The Flat Chested Young Lady

A flat chested young lady went to Doctor Matthews to see about about enlarging her tiny breasts. She was otherwise quite shapely, but compared to her friends, she was definitely […]