Three sisters decided to get married on the same day, having a triple wedding to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. Nothing could have been better. It was a great day and the triple wedding went according to plan, with everyone having a great time, especially the three […]
The Best Collection Of Adult Jokes
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Welcome to this collection of Adult Jokes, which are a bit naughty but not obscene. Adult jokes nevertheless.
Here you will find some naughty stories, pictures and videos to surely make you laugh.
The content of these posts, whether it’s strong language, or anything of a sexual nature, has been rated P.G. by us to help protect those who would prefer not to read that type of topic.
You won’t find anything too crude or offensive here though, we leave that to other sites.
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and blustery day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the […]
A young woman was walking past the local bookstore, when she saw a pile of books that were wrapped in plain brown paper, on display in the window. A big sign above the books read “Newly Translated from the Original French: 37 Mating Positions.” Noticing that the books were already […]
Have you heard the story about the mugger and the nun? Yes or no, well it doesn’t matter, you are going to hear it now, grin! A nun was walking down a dark street one evening when all of a sudden a mugger grabbed her and dragged her into the […]
Little Tommy came home from school one day and found his pet chicken dead. It was just laying there on the ground with it’s legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his father got home, he explained to Tommy that the chicken had died. He told him that the […]
A businessman and his secretary, who were overcome by passion, went to his house for an early afternoon quickie. “Don’t worry”, he assured her, “my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there’s no risk of us getting caught”. As one thing lead to another, the secretary […]
A professor at Auburn University in Alabama was giving a lecture on the supernatural to a large audience of students. To get a feel for his audience, he asked them, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 university students in the lecture hall raised their hands. “Well that’s […]
“I have got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription for my birth control pills, I can’t afford to get pregnant!” said Jenny to her best friend Alison. “But I thought you said your husband had had a vasectomy”, Alison responded. “He did”, Jenny replied, “That’s why I […]
When I was 14, all I ever wanted in life was a girlfriend who had big t*ts. When I was 16, I dated a girl who had big t*ts, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I […]
An American from Texas was visiting the UK and while in London he realised that he had forgotten to pack and razor blades in his luggage. He found a branch of Boots The Chemists on the High Street, located the aisle with the men’s shaving items, but he was unable […]
A flat chested young lady went to Doctor Matthews to see about about enlarging her tiny breasts. She was otherwise quite shapely, but compared to her friends, she was definitely not well endowed, and it was a real cause of embarrassment for her. Having completed his examination, Doctor Matthews advised […]