A young cowboy and cowgirl got married and after the wedding the newlywed couple left for their honeymoon which was in a small town out west. While they were driving down the road in her new husband’s pickup truck, the new bride saw a bull and a cow having sex. […]
The Best Collection Of Adult Jokes
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Welcome to this collection of Adult Jokes, which are a bit naughty but not obscene. Adult jokes nevertheless.
Here you will find some naughty stories, pictures and videos to surely make you laugh.
The content of these posts, whether it’s strong language, or anything of a sexual nature, has been rated P.G. by us to help protect those who would prefer not to read that type of topic.
You won’t find anything too crude or offensive here though, we leave that to other sites.
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Two middle aged sisters lived together on the edge of a small village and managed the farm that their parents had left to them. They very much kept to themselves, so were both spinsters. They were both also rather timid and all their lives they had both had an extreme […]
A middle aged man decided that it was time to change his lifestyle, so he moved into into a nudist colony, but he decided not to tell his family where he had gone as he knew that they wouldn’t understand, especially his elderly grandmother who was really old fashioned and […]
A woman had an appointment with her doctor for a physical examination. The doctor asked her to take her clothes off and while he was examining her, he noticed that she had mark like a big red “H” on her chest. The doctor said to her, “That mark is really […]
Three women neighbors always hung their laundry out to dry on the washing line in the back yard. When it rained, however, their laundry always got wet if it was hanging out. All the laundry, that was, except for Veronica’s. Her laundry never ever ended up getting wet. The other […]
Rick was nearing the end of his senior year in high school, but unfortunately, like many other teenagers with siblings, he still had to share a bedroom which had bunk beds in it with his younger brother, who was only 9 years old. One night, with nowhere else to go, […]
Have you ever stopped to think how women get to heaven? This short story (which is just a little bit rude) provides one answer to this age old question. A small boy walked into his mother’s bedroom and caught her standing topless in front of the mirror. “Mommy, Mommy, what […]
A mother was travelling home in a taxi in Detroit with her twelve year old son one night. It was a horrible night as it was pouring down with rain and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings to try and keep themselves dry, instead of standing out on the […]
Donald and his wife were having a hard time financially, so they thought things over and Donald, convincing is wife that she was still a “looker”, they decided that she would try her hand at being a “lady of the night” to see if that helped to bring in some […]
A middle-aged Canadian tourist was on his first visit to Orlando in Florida. Looking for entertainment for the evening, he finds his way to the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They […]
The wife was in the kitchen cooking boiled eggs for breakfast for her and her husband. Her husband walked into the kitchen and immediately she turned to him and said, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment”. Her husband, thinking that it was his lucky day, bent […]
Sheila, an Australian housewife, had an accident in the bathroom one day when she got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and ended up suctioned fast to the floor. She yelled out for […]