Jokes in category:  Adult Jokes

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Adult Jokes – some naughty stories, pictures and videos to make you laugh. You won’t find anything too crude or offensive here though, we leave that to other sites.

Hangover

A man wakes up one morning after a night out on the town, and he has a tremendout hangover. He goes downstairs to find his wife is in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she’s cooking, and sees one of his socks is in the frying pan. “What […]

In Bed With her Lover

A woman was in bed with her lover when suddenly she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry,” she said to him, “stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” she said, “pretend you’re […]

If You Firmed This Up!

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said: “If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent and decided not to fly into […]