Welcome to this collection of Adult Jokes, which are a bit naughty but not obscene. Adult jokes nevertheless.
Two dwarves were on vacation in Las Vegas and not having had much success in the casino, given the fact that they were short and the slot machines and poker tables were so high, they decided to go to a bar and have a few drinks. At the bar they […]
The Best Collection Of Adult Jokes
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Welcome to this collection of Adult Jokes, which are a bit naughty but not obscene. Adult jokes nevertheless.
Here you will find some naughty stories, pictures and videos to surely make you laugh.
The content of these posts, whether it’s strong language, or anything of a sexual nature, has been rated P.G. by us to help protect those who would prefer not to read that type of topic.
You won’t find anything too crude or offensive here though, we leave that to other sites.
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Roger was working away for a few days. It was Saturday evening, he was bored and to be honest he wished he had female company for the night. He went down to the hotel bar, which being a Saturday evening was fairly busy and he soon got chatting to a […]
A man got home late one night and his wife asked him where he had been. “I decided to go out and get a tattoo”, the man replied. “A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?” his wife asked him. “I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my […]
A truck driver who had been out on the road for two weeks, stopped at a brothel on the outskirts of a small town. He walked straight up to the Madam, laid down $500 and said, “I would like your ugliest woman and a plate of lukewarm greasy food!” The […]
Before you start reading this joke about a big winner in a Las Vegas Casino, just be warned that it’s a big naughty, which is why we placed it in the adult jokes category. But if you are ok with that and we hope you are, just carry on reading. […]
Little Johnny had just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. So, thinking to give his parents a nice surprise, he went into the bathroom, pushed up the toilet seat and balanced his little penis on the rim. Just then, the toilet seat slammed […]
There were these two keen lady anglers who often went fishing together. One of the ladies was much more successful and invariably would catch more fish from her side of the boat. One day, in frustration, the other lady asked her what her secret was. She responded, “Well, before I […]
Unknown to his wife, a wealthy man had a secret affair with an Italian woman which carried on for several years. One night, while they were in bed together, the Italian woman told her lover that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he agreed […]
A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house to see how they were doing. She pulled up onto their driveway, got out of her car and knocked on the door. There was no answer, so she tried the […]
A man was shopping in the menswear department at Bloomingdale’s, when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman who was standing behind the sales counter. He went up to her, smiled and said, “Good morning, madam”. She smiled back at him pleasantly and asked “And what would you like?” The man […]
While he was buying a pack of condoms at the drugstore, the young man remarked to the cashier with a smile, “I’m giving my girlfriend a birthday present tonight”. “Yes, sir”, the cashier said with a smile. Then, forcing a straight face, the cashier added, “Would you perhaps like these […]
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, of all things I was served by a beautiful young woman. Trying to buy condoms is embarrasing at the best of times, but to be young, buying condoms for the first time and being served by a gorgeous […]