Jokes in category:  Adult Jokes

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Here you will find some naughty stories, pictures and videos to make you laugh.

The content of these posts, whether it’s strong language, or anything of a sexual nature, has been rated P.G. by us to help protect those who would prefer not to read that type of topic.

You won’t find anything too crude or offensive here though, we leave that to other sites.


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The Lord Of The Manor

The Lord of the Manor returned from his grouse hunt quite a bit earlier than expected. He entered the master bedroom to change, and found her Ladyship laying naked in their four poster bed, making passionate love to their neighbour, Sir Reginald Carpley. The irate Lord stood stiffly and loudly […]

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Medicine Man

Harry has reached middle age and finds that lately he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So, the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, “I can cure this.” […]

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In The Public Toilets

Bob goes into the public toilets, and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. He is rather surprised to see that the guy has no arms. As Bob is standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. […]

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The Bronco Machine

Bob and Ted went to a local fair in a Somerset town. They came across a small crowd of people who were gathered around a stall, and went over to take a look. “What’s going on?” Bob asked one of the crowd. “We’re watching to see if some idiot can […]

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Two Doctors

One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they are both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, “Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. […]

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Hangover

A man wakes up one morning after a night out on the town, and oh boy does he have a tremendous hangover. He carefully makes his way downstairs, to find his wife is in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she’s cooking, and sees one of his socks […]

If You Firmed This Up!

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said: “If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent and decided not to fly into […]