Funny Adult Jokes

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Image used under a Collective Commons Licence from: https://pxhere.com/en/photo/1616165Welcome to this collection of  Adult Jokes, which are a bit naughty but not obscene. Adult jokes nevertheless.

Here you will find some naughty stories, pictures and videos to surely make you laugh.

The content of these posts, whether it’s strong language, or anything of a sexual nature, has been rated P.G. by us to help protect those who would prefer not to read that type of topic.

You won’t find anything too crude or offensive here though, we leave that to other sites.


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Infidelity

A man and a woman were driving down a country road and having a seriously heated argument about the man’s frequent infidelity. The woman, having had enough of his pathetic […]

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Two Dwarves

Two dwarves were on vacation in Las Vegas and not having had much success in the casino, given the fact that they were short and the slot machines and poker […]

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Saturday Evening

Roger was working away for a few days. It was Saturday evening, he was bored and to be honest he wished he had female company for the night. He went […]

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The Penis Tattoo

A man got home late one night and his wife asked him where he had been. “I decided to go out and get a tattoo”, the man replied. “A tattoo? […]

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The Truck Driver

A truck driver who had been out on the road for two weeks, stopped at a brothel on the outskirts of a small town. He walked straight up to the […]

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Big Winner In A Las Vegas Casino

Before you start reading this joke about a big winner in a Las Vegas Casino, just be warned that it’s a big naughty, which is why we placed it in […]

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Toilet Trained

Little Johnny had just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. So, thinking to give his parents a nice surprise, he went into the […]

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Two Keen Lady Anglers

There were these two keen lady anglers who often went fishing together. One of the ladies was much more successful and invariably would catch more fish from her side of […]

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A Secret Affair With An Italian Woman

Unknown to his wife, a wealthy man had a secret affair with an Italian woman which carried on for several years. One night, while they were in bed together, the […]

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Daughter-In-Law

A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house to see how they were doing. She pulled up onto […]

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Bloomingdales

A man was shopping in the menswear department at Bloomingdale’s, when he noticed an absolutely beautiful woman who was standing behind the sales counter. He went up to her, smiled […]

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Buying A Pack Of Condoms

While he was buying a pack of condoms at the drugstore, the young man remarked to the cashier with a smile, “I’m giving my girlfriend a birthday present tonight”. “Yes, […]