Jokes in category:  Adult Jokes

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Here you will find some naughty stories, pictures and videos to make you laugh.

The content of these posts, whether it’s strong language, or anything of a sexual nature, has been rated P.G. by us to help protect those who would prefer not to read that type of topic.

You won’t find anything too crude or offensive here though, we leave that to other sites.


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Boiled Eggs For Breakfast

The wife was in the kitchen cooking them boiled eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in and immediately she turns to him and says, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment”. Her husband, thinking it’s his lucky day, bends her over the kitchen table, spreads her legs […]

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The Pianist

A pianist was hired to play the piano to provide background music for an upcoming movie. When the movie was completed, he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a pornographic movie and it was due out in a month. […]

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The Postman

One Monday morning, a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual mail delivery route. As the postman approaches one of the homes, he notices that both cars are in the driveway, suggesting that neither the homeowner or his wife are at work. The front door then opens, and out […]

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Sexual Orientation

A young man who had some doubts over his sexual orientation, made an appointment with his doctor and asked him if there was a test to see to help him determine if he was gay or not. He was relieved when the doctor said, “Yes, there is”, but a little […]

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The Lord Of The Manor

The Lord of the Manor returned from his grouse hunt quite a bit earlier than expected. He entered the master bedroom to change, and found her Ladyship laying naked in their four poster bed, making passionate love to their neighbour, Sir Reginald Carpley. The irate Lord stood stiffly and loudly […]