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Jeremy paid a visit to his doctor and said, “Doctor, I decided that I would like to be castrated”.

“What on earth for?” the doctor asked him, bewildered by his request.

“Well Doctor, it’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done”, Jeremy replied.

“But have you thought it through properly?” the doctor asked him. “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done, that’s it, there’s no going back. It will change your life forever!”

“I’m aware of that Doctor and you’re not going to change my mind. Either you book me in to be castrated or I’ll simply go to another doctor”.

“Very well, if that is what you want”, the doctor replied, “but let it be known that it’s against my better judgment!”

So, Jeremy had his operation and the next day he was up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his IV stand.

Heading toward him was another patient, who was walking exactly the same way.

“Hi there”, Jeremy said. “It looks like you’ve just had the same operation as me”.

“Well”, the other patient said, “I finally decided after 37 years that I would like to be circumcised”.

Jeremy stared at him in horror. “SHIT, THAT’S THE WORD!!!”


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