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Car Broken Into

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.

She hysterically explains her situation to the dispatcher: “My car has been broken into, they have stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!” she cried.

The dispatcher said to the elderly woman, “Stay calm lady, an officer is on the way.”

A few minutes later, the officer radios in and says “Disregard.” He continues. “False alarm, she got into the back seat by mistake.”

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