I had a car accident the other day.
I’m usually a really careful driver, but somehow on the way home from work, I got distracted, and wasn’t paying attention to the other cars around me.
Well, the next thing you know, I had rear ended the car in front, and left a huge dent in the back of the car.
The driver of the other car practically leapt out of it, and headed my way. To my surprise, I saw that he was a dwarf.
He looked up at me with a glare and said “I am NOT Happy!”
Unable to resist, I said to him, “WELL THEN, WHICH ONE ARE YOU?”
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