Two cannibals from Papua New Guinea, a father and son, were elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat.
They walked deep into the jungle, where they hoped they would find some food, and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man, walking slowly along the path towards the two cannibals.
The son said, “Ooh dad, there’s one.”
“No,” said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We’ll just wait.”
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man, who was waddling along the path towards the two cannibals.
The son said, “Hey dad, he’s plenty big enough.”
“No,” the father said. “We’d all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We’ll just wait.”
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman walking along the path towards the two cannibals.
The son said, “Now there’s nothing wrong with that one dad. Let’s eat her.”
“No,” said the father. “We’ll not eat her either.”
“Why not?” asked the son.
“Because, we’re going to take her back alive and eat your mother.”
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