I went to the currency exchange bureau as I had a bunch of Canadian dollars that I needed to exchange.
There was just a short line at the window, in fact just one person in front of me.
I thought to myself “this won’t take long”, but just then the Asian guy who was in front of me, trying to exchange yen for dollars, started to get a little agitated.
He asked the teller, “why it change? yestoday I get two hunat dolla foyen – today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?”
The teller says, “Fluctuations…”
The Asian guy says, “Fluc you Amelicans, too!”
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